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orlando local. theme park idiot. strange music apologist. and more! he/they

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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 12h
between the greep allegations, the goliath tragedy and rj mitte’s passing… man it’s hard to not just feel fuckin depressed lately
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 12h
it’s been a very upsetting 48 hours
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17h
“The music is an essential part of any Grand Theft Auto game, and fans are going to love robbing banks and dodging cop cars while blasting classic pop songs like ‘Short People’ and ‘Political Science.’” — Caleb Grothoff, lead developer
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Rockstar Announces 'GTA VI' Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Fanning hype for its upcoming open-world sandbox game by teasing a copious collection of tracks from the legendary singer-songwriter and film composer, Rockstar Games announced in ...
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the two funniest football game endings i’ve ever seen in my life occurred back to back today
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BASEBALL IS RUINED FOREVER
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“braves in 5,” i say repeatedly as they drag me back to my padded cell
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
taking huge gulps out of a big radioactive jug that says "eugenics" and looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and i wouldn’t have it any other way
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Ripbozo Packwatch
ALT: Ripbozo Packwatch
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ronaldo going out the saddest anyone’s ever gone out in history
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s been nearly THREE YEARS
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when will people let go of the “i hope she plays hot to go” joke
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what time is it
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
there is no place on earth that i despise more than nashville
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
saw a porcupine get a checkup today
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the northeast is a wonderful place to be
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
for the first time in about 16 months i have not felt like im going to die of heat exhaustion as soon as i step outside
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
if it were up to me phones would’ve never been allowed to be bigger than the iphone x
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
it’s the hap-happiest season of all
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtu.be/p_AmwMDo99o?...
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the impression that got brennan his job
YouTube video by front yard
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
i’ll be telling my grandkids about this
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
all timer d23
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this was also under a VERY different regime. considering nothing announced tonight was a brand new attraction, i’m pretty optimistic
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
tears of the kingdom is simultaneously the best zelda game ever and the worst zelda game ever
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
HAPPY DAVE MATTHEWS BAND CHICAGO RIVER INCIDENT DAY
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
whew golly gosh gee i sure do love epic universe
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
another ziggyism that has stuck with me
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"we choose to go to the moon not because we are racist but because we are scared"
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i will miss this ride more than i miss some deceased relatives
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
kumba appreciation post
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
typically via “The Mummy”
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i mean it’s no kings island
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
important context i saw this in walgreens and i was like who the hell is THAT
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i don’t know who you are or what you did with spongebob but one day you will answer for your crimes
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
hellraiser is one of the best movies ever made
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
if you ever catch me watching love Island i want you to drag me into the streets and shoot me like a horse with a broken leg
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
you liked wodan more didn’t you
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the only thing that will get me back on playstation is if they announce littlebigplanet 4
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
sony fucking sucks lol
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.
A chart showing an immediate spike after the headline hit the front page of Wall Street Bets.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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dominic b @domb12.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
imagining a horde of lookalike mamdani homunculi terrorizing manhattan like the adipose episode of doctor who
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