some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Today my work called an emergency all hands to address the fact that we've been Glonzo'd for using an AI phone tree, and then in a separate incident a teen twerp harassed my coworker for content (yes he was wearing Meta glasses!). I hate cyberpunk dystopias 000
Reposted by some kinda purple thingThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026One of my Crank Theories of Everything, at least of Everything in the Recent Past, is that we are dealing (badly) with COVID trauma we’d mostly prefer to pretend never happened. 1043544500
Reposted by some kinda purple thingdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally 170551042
Reposted by some kinda purple thingTarpeian Socialist @praxisperuser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Mufasa remember who you are but it's General Sherman @ urban liberals 0273
Reposted by some kinda purple thingJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 03/07/2026People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot. 2479941793
some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Watched a video about nmr spectroscopy and a guy commented his surprise that Fourier transforms were featured because he thought FT's were just a 'niche method in computer science.' He is getting rightfully cooked by the other commenters 030
some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Springtime...farmers market....iced coffee...PTO 010
Reposted by some kinda purple thingMaddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 11/05/2026It’s really a privilege to get to explore all that New England has to offer (beach ticks and also mountain ticks) 1636436
some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Taking a week off my healthcare job and singing "No Scrubs" with gusto 000
some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Gently decomposing today while catching up on translated novels online 000
Reposted by some kinda purple thing#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 09/05/2026You really gotta screw up to have everyone largely forgetting it's the 250th birthday of a country 0192
Reposted by some kinda purple thingThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/05/2026Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew 111161132
some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I just saw some weeping cherry trees that took my breath away. Pictures didn't do them justice 010
some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026This spicy chai is AS ADVERTISED, hallelujah 000
some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026The baristas at this trendy new cafe are casually discussing vectors and dot products rn 100
Reposted by some kinda purple thingJamie Piscitelli @jamie-piscitelli.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I've always maintained that any truck bigger than a Toyota Helix is more about Freud than Ford. 031
Reposted by some kinda purple thingVII @ventiique.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Downwell, infection under our feet. 🍄 #pixelart 6522144
Reposted by some kinda purple thingLaurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Who is even buying these plant pots without drainage? 081
some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026The usa (domestic) is much stronger than I thought prior to 2025. usa has hands 100
Reposted by some kinda purple thingMatt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 27/04/2026wishing a happy "please don't let 'skeets' stick" day to those who celebrate 753117834
Reposted by some kinda purple thingmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026A researcher in a group chat I'm in managed to pull some data from the shooter's account out of the firehose. These were some of his engagements over the last month. As I said earlier he was very much a lurker, mostly just resharing and liking, commenting very rarely. 21959104
Reposted by some kinda purple thingFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/04/2026anyone who attended that WHCA dinner is an embarrassment, and current events have not changed this 332600408
Reposted by some kinda purple thingThe Associated Press @apnews.com · 23/04/2026A bipartisan group of senators has introduced the Hot Rotisserie Chicken Act to allow Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) participants to purchase hot rotisserie chicken with their benefits.bit.lySNAP benefits don't pay for rotisserie chicken. A bipartisan bill might change thatA bipartisan group of U.S. senators wants government food assistance programs to cover rotisserie chicken from grocery stores. 1271650359
Reposted by some kinda purple thingSlippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 04/04/2026It is that time when I open up the website of the florist my mother likes and, before picking out mother's day flowers for her, stop to investigate the "for men" section to see what's new in Manly Flowers. This year they are offering: swordfish bouquet. 2123749
some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026There we go, my percent daily values for bitter laughter are maxed and I got some jaded chuckles in as well 000
some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Hmm I say to myself. I haven't burst into bitter laughter yet today. Better check how Mission Accomplished 2: Another Yuge Mistake is going rn 000
Reposted by some kinda purple thingDane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now 216256556907
Reposted by some kinda purple thingdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 08/03/2026my plan 020337
Reposted by some kinda purple thingKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever. 349294873976
Reposted by some kinda purple thingRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 30/01/2026If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago 62110712315
Reposted by some kinda purple thingdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/01/2026they call it the vague ass nerve because no one really knows what it does 015213
Reposted by some kinda purple thingOsita Nwanevu @ositanwanevu.com · 24/01/2026We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them. 523259297860
some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Every news clip I see about covid or flu or adenovirus or whatever has comments under it that are very 'Trump Bring Plague?!' themed and I lol every time 000
Reposted by some kinda purple thingFoghorn Leghorn 🇺🇸♨️ @foghorn453.bsky.social · 12/11/2025How many of the people who wrote variants of 'Has MeToo gone too far' editorials for our remaining major newspapers sent or received email from mr epstein 3485112
Reposted by some kinda purple thing"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Desecration. 731552
some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 09/11/2025It snowed today; so hard I could see it from the kitchen without my glasses. It isn't really sticking much but there it is: winter 020
some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 26/10/2025TJ Max is not beating the slop hut allegations today 😔 100
Reposted by some kinda purple thingderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/10/2025this is the people's ballroom 646842522
Reposted by some kinda purple thingThe Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 25/10/20251943–5, with the help of Warner Bros.' finest, the U.S. Army produced a series of 27 propaganda cartoons depicting the calamitous adventures of Private Snafu. @Mark_D_Kaufman explores how one film inadvertently let slip one of the war's greatest secrets: publicdomainreview.org/essay/i... 46520
some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I don't want to dump on everyone's ideas here but now is not the time for gardening here in the northeast! Not for immediate calories, that is. I'm going to plant shallots for next year's harvest, but that's not going to do anything for this winter 000
some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2025It isn't real modern living unless you have municipal water. On well water? That's glamping. IDC how big your house is 010
some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2025I* was on the news! *1/4 of the side of my head 000