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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Today my work called an emergency all hands to address the fact that we've been Glonzo'd for using an AI phone tree, and then in a separate incident a teen twerp harassed my coworker for content (yes he was wearing Meta glasses!). I hate cyberpunk dystopias
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One of my Crank Theories of Everything, at least of Everything in the Recent Past, is that we are dealing (badly) with COVID trauma we’d mostly prefer to pretend never happened.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally
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Tarpeian Socialist @praxisperuser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Mufasa remember who you are but it's General Sherman @ urban liberals
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Watched a video about nmr spectroscopy and a guy commented his surprise that Fourier transforms were featured because he thought FT's were just a 'niche method in computer science.' He is getting rightfully cooked by the other commenters
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Springtime...farmers market....iced coffee...PTO
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Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It’s really a privilege to get to explore all that New England has to offer (beach ticks and also mountain ticks)
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Taking a week off my healthcare job and singing "No Scrubs" with gusto
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Gently decomposing today while catching up on translated novels online
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
You really gotta screw up to have everyone largely forgetting it's the 250th birthday of a country
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/05/2026
Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Zone 5b rise up
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I just saw some weeping cherry trees that took my breath away. Pictures didn't do them justice
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This spicy chai is AS ADVERTISED, hallelujah
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The baristas at this trendy new cafe are casually discussing vectors and dot products rn
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Jamie Piscitelli @jamie-piscitelli.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I've always maintained that any truck bigger than a Toyota Helix is more about Freud than Ford.
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VII @ventiique.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Downwell, infection under our feet. 🍄‍ #pixelart
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Who is even buying these plant pots without drainage?
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The usa (domestic) is much stronger than I thought prior to 2025. usa has hands
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Matt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 27/04/2026
wishing a happy "please don't let 'skeets' stick" day to those who celebrate
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/x/ Takes @xtakes.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A researcher in a group chat I'm in managed to pull some data from the shooter's account out of the firehose. These were some of his engagements over the last month. As I said earlier he was very much a lurker, mostly just resharing and liking, commenting very rarely.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/04/2026
anyone who attended that WHCA dinner is an embarrassment, and current events have not changed this
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 23/04/2026
A bipartisan group of senators has introduced the Hot Rotisserie Chicken Act to allow Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) participants to purchase hot rotisserie chicken with their benefits.
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SNAP benefits don't pay for rotisserie chicken. A bipartisan bill might change that
A bipartisan group of U.S. senators wants government food assistance programs to cover rotisserie chicken from grocery stores.
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Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 04/04/2026
It is that time when I open up the website of the florist my mother likes and, before picking out mother's day flowers for her, stop to investigate the "for men" section to see what's new in Manly Flowers. This year they are offering: swordfish bouquet.
A photo of a blue and white flower arrangement featuring a fish net and a model of a swordfish.
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
There we go, my percent daily values for bitter laughter are maxed and I got some jaded chuckles in as well
Chris Murphy begins a bsky thread about today's classified briefings on Iran that.he was party toChris Murphy describes, in a national security honoring way, how fucked the strait of Hormuz is and confirmed that the usa had and has no plan
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hmm I say to myself. I haven't burst into bitter laughter yet today. Better check how Mission Accomplished 2: Another Yuge Mistake is going rn
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
my plan
end DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME start DAYLIGHT ELIMINATION night ALWAYS daylight NEVER
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
they call it the vague ass nerve because no one really knows what it does
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Osita Nwanevu @ositanwanevu.com · 24/01/2026
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Never 🌞 Doom
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Every news clip I see about covid or flu or adenovirus or whatever has comments under it that are very 'Trump Bring Plague?!' themed and I lol every time
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Furniture! Assemble!
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Foghorn Leghorn 🇺🇸♨️ @foghorn453.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
How many of the people who wrote variants of 'Has MeToo gone too far' editorials for our remaining major newspapers sent or received email from mr epstein
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Desecration.
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
It snowed today; so hard I could see it from the kitchen without my glasses. It isn't really sticking much but there it is: winter
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
TJ Max is not beating the slop hut allegations today 😔
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
A man cannot live on vibes alone
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
this is the people's ballroom
The Last Vegas Sphere (a big round building) lights up with a smiling emoji
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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
1943–5, with the help of Warner Bros.' finest, the U.S. Army produced a series of 27 propaganda cartoons depicting the calamitous adventures of Private Snafu. @Mark_D_Kaufman explores how one film inadvertently let slip one of the war's greatest secrets: publicdomainreview.org/essay/i...
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I don't want to dump on everyone's ideas here but now is not the time for gardening here in the northeast! Not for immediate calories, that is. I'm going to plant shallots for next year's harvest, but that's not going to do anything for this winter
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
No kings thread
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Relevant to the weekend's events
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
It isn't real modern living unless you have municipal water. On well water? That's glamping. IDC how big your house is
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some kinda purple thing @doinkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I* was on the news! *1/4 of the side of my head
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