Reposted by @doggoagogo.bsky.social
Ever since Catriphus returned to being the Titan of Misfortune, he's become a busy fox. Re-educating gods created during his Fall, becoming the central idol of his cult, it's a lot!
What he needs is a sturdy, hands-free stim-toy. Luckily, a certain god of dreams volunteered to carry that weight~...
![[BGM - Dramatic orchestral rendition of 'Kraid's theme']
Female Narrator: What did you think was going to happen?
[Clip of Samus blasting holes through an alien]
FN: I'm *not* hungry? I *don't* take a slice?
[Clip of Samus morphballing through enemy combatants]
FN: My hungry ass will eat -
[Samus runs towards the camera]
FN: Just -
[Camera pans out to reveal Mother Brain in foreground]
FN: About -
[Samus angles her blaster towards MB, screen bleeds to white]
FN: Anything.
[TITLE: METROID RAVENOUS]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jvf54fydmv225lnpnidf3zsp/bafkreidhsrnbptkr27aucxytq5r2rehwyzq3ifdqemdj24gzrr7nprb3gu)
