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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune

@abbottabsol.bsky.social
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AbbottAbsol from the bird site. A fallen fox/Titan of Misfortune called Catriphus/Trip! Birthday: July 22nd NSFW🔞 / 30 / He/Him / BLM / ACAB / Free Palestine Boyf: @spec-tacular98.bsky.social abbottabsol.straw.page ko-fi.com/catriphus

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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 1h
Some Shit (A Scenelet): Me: Hey how’s that song Snake Eater go again? Y’know, “I’d give my life, not for honor…” Friend: Uhhh, fuck…not for honor, “but for you?” Third guy, Butt-Lover James: Butt for me? 🤤👉👈 Me: Friend: Me/Friend: *We kill Butt-Lover James with hammers and sharp hammers.*
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 7h
Thinking about Being an unwinnable boss fight Giving a short, flowery, despair-inducing speech before opening with a move that makes you realize how fucked you are-
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Nick Wilde Zootopia Expressive Close-Up
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 21h
I have two versions of my sona for Lore and Boyfriend Purposes but also so I can make them Hate-Fuck, is that the same thing-
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Catriphus tends to leave his sandals on other planets so the people can bask in his residual warmth and scent. So when he wants to ruin some suppressed bottom that’s acting tough on another planet, he marks them for a meteor to fall on their location. And then, his miles-high sandals fill the sky…
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High Velocity Shoe Violence @flyafterdeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did you know there's a game about you getting killed by Piper Fray? And you can get killed by @zangzilla.bsky.social's Mae too! And some other folks Just got a wonderful reminder it exists and is one of my favorite pieces of art of meeee hehehe chemicalcrux.itch.io/pipers-playground
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Get crushed, bug.
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Catriphus tends to leave his sandals on other planets so the people can bask in his residual warmth and scent. So when he wants to ruin some suppressed bottom that’s acting tough on another planet, he marks them for a meteor to fall on their location. And then, his miles-high sandals fill the sky…
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm fuckin high so you all get to have these pics that @pozolebun.bsky.social graciously did of me a couple years back I'm feeling hot tonight u///u
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Passed out in just underwear instead of putting on sleepwear like I always do and you know what I get why people sleep in just that now my legs are so free
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Nick Kroll's Annoyed 'I Get It' Face
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who up before I pass out? UwU
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm fuckin high so you all get to have these pics that @pozolebun.bsky.social graciously did of me a couple years back I'm feeling hot tonight u///u
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Se7en @spec-tacular98.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Doing the make up stream from Wednesday Planning out the jewelry~ picarto.tv/Spectacular98
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh I have to be this fox-
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Listening to “Music To Hear In The Background While Catriphus And Khitaclus Argue Until Khitaclus Calls Catriphus Out On Not Being A Fully-Redeemed Person And Being A Toxic Hypocrite For Calling Khit A Murderer When He Understands The Sanctity Of Life Better Despite Committing The Final Misfortune.”
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thinking about More VR this weekend..
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Burger King gave me the Hell Burger I literally haven’t stopped farting According to the boyf he walked in on me asleep and speaking demonic tongues out of my cheeks Not his words, but the sentiment was there Do NOT let Catriphus consume the jalapeño burger You turn deaf before you turn to dust-
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Been getting very into Mahjong lately and I can’t help but picture Calatychus in a big flowy kimono, playing with some tinier gods that can barely lift a single tile to discard. It’s all in good fun, of course; Ty isn’t a bad sport about it. He just thinks it’s cute how small everyone is to him~.
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Once again need to look into music software so I can start composing again. I’ve got the itch to write music after years of pushing it aside for career moves.
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Se7en @spec-tacular98.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Back at it again! Feel free to join me while I do some art! :D I plan on streaming Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm EST going forward! Just for future reference! picarto.tv/Spectacular98
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Enpezando Live Streaming
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Engage with me, virtual creature-friends
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“You and your brother took everything from me once, just to fuel your rivalry. And now, you want to take from me again, and take Pan. I won’t let you. I am not your willing proxy. I am Azeo, the last Oilmancer. I will live to see the world’s end for the people you’ve taken, and I will protect it!”
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"You're naive, Idris. Wishing to change the world with no blood. No struggle. No Misfortune. Evolution will never be nice. It is a war of ultimatums. Live or die. Adapt or fade. You must live and adapt, for your people. Lend me your body. I will show you how to win this war, and stand sovereign."
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Note to self: A POV image of someone working their thumbs into one of Meli's feet, toes splaying lazily out as he's laying back along the couch and heaving the biggest sigh of relief
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's cathartic to know that folks simp for Meli Catboy deserves it, after all he goes through! His tired squishy void-paws always appreciate a rub after a long day working for the big fox upstairs. uwu
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Boyf coined the increasing-size bit. Mixed-size abacus that houses untold lives, all while a tired catboy slides your entire city/planet/reality along the center. Absentmindedly counting you and Everything else as “1”, while breathing a bored little sigh and waving with one finger to his residents~.
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Remembering to put this down: Meli with an abacus on his desk that’s made of little terrariums/celestial bodies in glass beads. The bigger the numbers-place, the bigger the civilization, and the smaller the inhabitants. They’d still be in the same relative size on the abacus, thanks to the beads.
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sooooooooooo guess what I might have.. (thank you to @fruitfop.bsky.social and @thickgreenfluff.bsky.social for making me feel hotter u//u)
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“THAT’S all you could muster? After everything you did, all your cockiness, you freeze up in fear? Makes sense a lowly steroid like you wouldn’t know how to comprehend my greatness. Praying won’t help you; I’ve already ground your god under my heel. Nobody’s coming to save you. HOW UNFORTUNATE~.”
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sooooooooooo guess what I might have.. (thank you to @fruitfop.bsky.social and @thickgreenfluff.bsky.social for making me feel hotter u//u)
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Realizing that I have so many OW clips that I’ve never posted I need to show off my Gaming Moments-
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“THAT’S all you could muster? After everything you did, all your cockiness, you freeze up in fear? Makes sense a lowly steroid like you wouldn’t know how to comprehend my greatness. Praying won’t help you; I’ve already ground your god under my heel. Nobody’s coming to save you. HOW UNFORTUNATE~.”
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Actual exchange that I've had: Other person: "Alright, it's been like three hours and I need to make dinner. Was that all of the Trip lore?" Me: "That was all of Part 1. I've got 4 more parts."
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me when I put someone through the Actual-Several-Hours-Long Lore-Dump Session about Catriphus:
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me when I put someone through the Actual-Several-Hours-Long Lore-Dump Session about Catriphus:
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy National Fox Day! Pick a spot on one of their bodies. You’ve got a LOT of appreciation to give~.
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy National Fox Day! Pick a spot on one of their bodies. You’ve got a LOT of appreciation to give~.
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Se7en @spec-tacular98.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Streaming now! Hoping to finish up the Toybox pic from last time! Feel free to join if you'd like! :D picarto.tv/Spectacular98
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*Walks into the room full of macrophiles* Hey what’s up?
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sorry for the downer stuff yesterday. I wish I had more confidence in myself when it came to writing. I know it’s a matter of doing it, but even when I do it, it doesn’t feel like it’s good enough. I need to get off the waitlist and get a therapist. I need to work out what’s wrong with my mindset.
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think one of these days I should just try to write whatever and post it. I really want to feel like I can actually do art.
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Four souls, connected by a cosmos of hardwood and steam, all coexisting within the same four walls as their God. What lives did they used to live? What Misfortune brought them to change? And how will they weather the temperament of their God? It’s up to them to decide their fates. And everyone’s.
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
edibleeeeeeeeeeeee
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Reposting giant bug that’s bigger than you hehehehe
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Obligatory send:
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Reposting giant bug that’s bigger than you hehehehe
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Four souls, connected by a cosmos of hardwood and steam, all coexisting within the same four walls as their God. What lives did they used to live? What Misfortune brought them to change? And how will they weather the temperament of their God? It’s up to them to decide their fates. And everyone’s.
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Woke up thinking about how Narinder and Lambert should be like, turbo-hung third-leg hyper, cock rings holding their respective faiths inside. Billions of followers apiece while they walk through the forest clearing together, letting their girths swing and breathe hot, thick musk into the misty air.
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Woke up thinking about how Narinder and Lambert should be like, turbo-hung third-leg hyper, cock rings holding their respective faiths inside. Billions of followers apiece while they walk through the forest clearing together, letting their girths swing and breathe hot, thick musk into the misty air.
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m curious and could use the distraction in the in-betweens at work ^^
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m curious and could use the distraction in the in-betweens at work ^^
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ugggggh I woke up too early Anxiety dreams I don’t know what I’m supposed to feel I feel like I’ve been stuck in 6 AM for hours I don’t want to get out of bed and do today But I’m so close to the weekend Ugh
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