Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 1hSome Shit (A Scenelet): Me: Hey how’s that song Snake Eater go again? Y’know, “I’d give my life, not for honor…” Friend: Uhhh, fuck…not for honor, “but for you?” Third guy, Butt-Lover James: Butt for me? 🤤👉👈 Me: Friend: Me/Friend: *We kill Butt-Lover James with hammers and sharp hammers.* 160
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 7hThinking about Being an unwinnable boss fight Giving a short, flowery, despair-inducing speech before opening with a move that makes you realize how fucked you are-static.klipy.comNick Wilde Zootopia Expressive Close-UpALT: Nick Wilde Zootopia Expressive Close-Up 7435
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 21hI have two versions of my sona for Lore and Boyfriend Purposes but also so I can make them Hate-Fuck, is that the same thing- 2200
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Catriphus tends to leave his sandals on other planets so the people can bask in his residual warmth and scent. So when he wants to ruin some suppressed bottom that’s acting tough on another planet, he marks them for a meteor to fall on their location. And then, his miles-high sandals fill the sky… 64810
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneHigh Velocity Shoe Violence @flyafterdeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Did you know there's a game about you getting killed by Piper Fray? And you can get killed by @zangzilla.bsky.social's Mae too! And some other folks Just got a wonderful reminder it exists and is one of my favorite pieces of art of meeee hehehe chemicalcrux.itch.io/pipers-playgroundchemicalcrux.itch.ioPiper's Playground by chemicalcruxGet crushed, bug. 107727
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Catriphus tends to leave his sandals on other planets so the people can bask in his residual warmth and scent. So when he wants to ruin some suppressed bottom that’s acting tough on another planet, he marks them for a meteor to fall on their location. And then, his miles-high sandals fill the sky… 64810
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm fuckin high so you all get to have these pics that @pozolebun.bsky.social graciously did of me a couple years back I'm feeling hot tonight u///u 2142276
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Passed out in just underwear instead of putting on sleepwear like I always do and you know what I get why people sleep in just that now my legs are so freestatic.klipy.comNick Kroll's Annoyed 'I Get It' FaceALT: Nick Kroll's Annoyed 'I Get It' Face 1162
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Who up before I pass out? UwU 4110
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm fuckin high so you all get to have these pics that @pozolebun.bsky.social graciously did of me a couple years back I'm feeling hot tonight u///u 2142276
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneSe7en @spec-tacular98.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Doing the make up stream from Wednesday Planning out the jewelry~ picarto.tv/Spectacular98picarto.tvPicarto: The World's Best Creative Live Streaming Service 065
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Listening to “Music To Hear In The Background While Catriphus And Khitaclus Argue Until Khitaclus Calls Catriphus Out On Not Being A Fully-Redeemed Person And Being A Toxic Hypocrite For Calling Khit A Murderer When He Understands The Sanctity Of Life Better Despite Committing The Final Misfortune.” 3140
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thinking about More VR this weekend.. 1110
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Burger King gave me the Hell Burger I literally haven’t stopped farting According to the boyf he walked in on me asleep and speaking demonic tongues out of my cheeks Not his words, but the sentiment was there Do NOT let Catriphus consume the jalapeño burger You turn deaf before you turn to dust- 5180
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Been getting very into Mahjong lately and I can’t help but picture Calatychus in a big flowy kimono, playing with some tinier gods that can barely lift a single tile to discard. It’s all in good fun, of course; Ty isn’t a bad sport about it. He just thinks it’s cute how small everyone is to him~. 5241
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Once again need to look into music software so I can start composing again. I’ve got the itch to write music after years of pushing it aside for career moves. 4100
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneSe7en @spec-tacular98.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Back at it again! Feel free to join me while I do some art! :D I plan on streaming Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm EST going forward! Just for future reference! picarto.tv/Spectacular98static.klipy.comEnpezando Live StreamingALT: Enpezando Live Streaming 093
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Engage with me, virtual creature-friends 13232
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 30/08/2026“You and your brother took everything from me once, just to fuel your rivalry. And now, you want to take from me again, and take Pan. I won’t let you. I am not your willing proxy. I am Azeo, the last Oilmancer. I will live to see the world’s end for the people you’ve taken, and I will protect it!” 3306
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"You're naive, Idris. Wishing to change the world with no blood. No struggle. No Misfortune. Evolution will never be nice. It is a war of ultimatums. Live or die. Adapt or fade. You must live and adapt, for your people. Lend me your body. I will show you how to win this war, and stand sovereign." 2388
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Note to self: A POV image of someone working their thumbs into one of Meli's feet, toes splaying lazily out as he's laying back along the couch and heaving the biggest sigh of relief 0101
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It's cathartic to know that folks simp for Meli Catboy deserves it, after all he goes through! His tired squishy void-paws always appreciate a rub after a long day working for the big fox upstairs. uwu 4231
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Boyf coined the increasing-size bit. Mixed-size abacus that houses untold lives, all while a tired catboy slides your entire city/planet/reality along the center. Absentmindedly counting you and Everything else as “1”, while breathing a bored little sigh and waving with one finger to his residents~. 2122
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Remembering to put this down: Meli with an abacus on his desk that’s made of little terrariums/celestial bodies in glass beads. The bigger the numbers-place, the bigger the civilization, and the smaller the inhabitants. They’d still be in the same relative size on the abacus, thanks to the beads. 2242
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sooooooooooo guess what I might have.. (thank you to @fruitfop.bsky.social and @thickgreenfluff.bsky.social for making me feel hotter u//u) 87617
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“THAT’S all you could muster? After everything you did, all your cockiness, you freeze up in fear? Makes sense a lowly steroid like you wouldn’t know how to comprehend my greatness. Praying won’t help you; I’ve already ground your god under my heel. Nobody’s coming to save you. HOW UNFORTUNATE~.” 38915
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sooooooooooo guess what I might have.. (thank you to @fruitfop.bsky.social and @thickgreenfluff.bsky.social for making me feel hotter u//u) 87617
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Realizing that I have so many OW clips that I’ve never posted I need to show off my Gaming Moments- 160
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“THAT’S all you could muster? After everything you did, all your cockiness, you freeze up in fear? Makes sense a lowly steroid like you wouldn’t know how to comprehend my greatness. Praying won’t help you; I’ve already ground your god under my heel. Nobody’s coming to save you. HOW UNFORTUNATE~.” 38915
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Actual exchange that I've had: Other person: "Alright, it's been like three hours and I need to make dinner. Was that all of the Trip lore?" Me: "That was all of Part 1. I've got 4 more parts." 1112
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Me when I put someone through the Actual-Several-Hours-Long Lore-Dump Session about Catriphus: 2161
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Me when I put someone through the Actual-Several-Hours-Long Lore-Dump Session about Catriphus: 2161
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Happy National Fox Day! Pick a spot on one of their bodies. You’ve got a LOT of appreciation to give~. 86310
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Happy National Fox Day! Pick a spot on one of their bodies. You’ve got a LOT of appreciation to give~. 86310
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneSe7en @spec-tacular98.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Streaming now! Hoping to finish up the Toybox pic from last time! Feel free to join if you'd like! :D picarto.tv/Spectacular98picarto.tvPicarto: The World's Best Creative Live Streaming Service 063
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*Walks into the room full of macrophiles* Hey what’s up? 4300
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sorry for the downer stuff yesterday. I wish I had more confidence in myself when it came to writing. I know it’s a matter of doing it, but even when I do it, it doesn’t feel like it’s good enough. I need to get off the waitlist and get a therapist. I need to work out what’s wrong with my mindset. 140
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think one of these days I should just try to write whatever and post it. I really want to feel like I can actually do art. 190
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Four souls, connected by a cosmos of hardwood and steam, all coexisting within the same four walls as their God. What lives did they used to live? What Misfortune brought them to change? And how will they weather the temperament of their God? It’s up to them to decide their fates. And everyone’s. 2229
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Reposting giant bug that’s bigger than you hehehehe 5241
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Obligatory send: 26612
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Reposting giant bug that’s bigger than you hehehehe 5241
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Four souls, connected by a cosmos of hardwood and steam, all coexisting within the same four walls as their God. What lives did they used to live? What Misfortune brought them to change? And how will they weather the temperament of their God? It’s up to them to decide their fates. And everyone’s. 2229
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Woke up thinking about how Narinder and Lambert should be like, turbo-hung third-leg hyper, cock rings holding their respective faiths inside. Billions of followers apiece while they walk through the forest clearing together, letting their girths swing and breathe hot, thick musk into the misty air. 3214
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Woke up thinking about how Narinder and Lambert should be like, turbo-hung third-leg hyper, cock rings holding their respective faiths inside. Billions of followers apiece while they walk through the forest clearing together, letting their girths swing and breathe hot, thick musk into the misty air. 3214
Reposted by Catriphus, Titan of MisfortuneCatriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m curious and could use the distraction in the in-betweens at work ^^ 661
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m curious and could use the distraction in the in-betweens at work ^^ 661
Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Ugggggh I woke up too early Anxiety dreams I don’t know what I’m supposed to feel I feel like I’ve been stuck in 6 AM for hours I don’t want to get out of bed and do today But I’m so close to the weekend Ugh 040