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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

(checking out sweatpants) Urban Outfitters employee: Just a heads up... those are for guys with DICK. Not guys with peepee. Me: My mistake 😅 German friend who is visiting: Vat about guy vist Schlong? Employee: Let me check with my manager,

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

The hallmark of a great classic era Simpsons joke is when it's clearly supposed to be at someone's expense but they don't really specify who or for what reason

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Well it's bandcamp Friday I have a new kind of side project kevinsshield.bandcamp.com

kevinsshield.bandcamp.com

gritting, by Kevin's shield

track by Kevin's shield

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

If I was a medical professional and i was on-call i would tell people I was an "on-call-ogist" and act confused when they started talking about cancer

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

First as broccoli then as farts

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Picture this. The simpsons Bort sequence but with hamlet /hamnet. You would get the bluesky uncs hornt tf UP "ooooh well played sir" it's nothing to me

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

south korea's whole ethos is that they have freedom unlike their godless communist neighbors and then they release 5 movies a year about how being a salaryman is worse than chattel slavery

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Echo Vessel @echovessel.com · 31/01/2026

hi! tomorrow (February 1 2026) at 12 PM PT / 3 PM ET i’m going to be doing a DJ set online for the yet to launch neo-detritus Radio. no idea what songs i’m spinning or how long, going off the cuff to see what happens. ragnarok. tune in at neodetrit.us/radio/ starting at 11 AM PT! see you there :-)

neodetrit.us

neo-detritus - Radio

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

The way My hungry ass thought this was mecca

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

It's not too late man you've got your whole life ahead of you! Well, mostly the parts where you continue along the trajectory you've already cemented for yourself while the world slowly moves past you. But that's still a fun time

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Oh hey your band's set was great. Although you personally do seem to be holding the rest of them back

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

It's kind of amazing how little it takes for them to decide something is just the way it is forever and changing it would be a heinous aberration

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

What if you treat them like pets that people treat like children

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

my new thing is i export all my mixes as 320kbps mp3s and then i run those through the mastering rack and export them as 320kbps mp3s again

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

I'm beginning to wonder whether it's even listed in the DSM-5

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

It's always tough to see someone much younger outperform you at your craft. Some of my employees are like 8 years old and they're already better than I'll ever be at sewing large quantities of inexpensive garments

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Bleace bleace bleace let me get what I want -the Smith

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randall "tex" boggs @cinatyte.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Looked up what Rob Thomas has been up to - he's been a naughty boy

Rob Thomas, a life in rock and roll, then things get weird

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

20 years ago we had Francis Bacon, Charles Portis, and Charles Semen

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

pronouncing "lady gaga" with the emphasis on the last syllable

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

☝️🤓 the knob is attached to the pot

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Breaking Bad should have been called Making Meth instead

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

came across a paper by someone with the last name Rissler

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

(cheerfully clocking in for my first shift as the prince's whipping boy) alright boss who we whippin first

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

A lot of music producers claim to have a "secret weapon in the studio" but I think the only person who could really say that was phil spector

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Houston: Hey Armstrong.. [snickering] what's 375218954×466539? Neil Armstrong: [holding back tears] I TOLD you guys I don't KNOW!!!

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

A lot of elementary school teachers like to say they're the "real life Ms Frizzle" ok.....and you take the kids to, what, the museum 🤨

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

You: Garlic is the same model as Shallotpeat right? Me: [shaking my head and laughing] No.

Garlic is a different model from Shallotpeat

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

horny uncle and Film Twitter nephew bonding at christmas dinner complaining about how movies don't have sex scenes and naked ass + nipples anymore

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

between generative AI and netflix cultural hegemony we're really heading into the Coworker Century

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

It's fun how charlie kirk's death was supposed to inspire the Total Frat Move junta but instead it pretty much immediately attained the status of a news headline that gets printed at a 30th high school reunion to be like My, What A Year That Was....

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

You come into MY fucking office asking me about some bullshit that's directly related to my work responsibilities

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Can we hurry up with the AI bubble burst and associated global market crash I'm sick of seeing people's soy midjourney clipart

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

rich mf owns more than 1 type of sock 😆🙄

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

john: I've been working on a kind of kaleidoscopic psychedelic existential track but it feels like it's missing something paul: oh man that's actually perfect because I just came up with a verse about getting ready for work

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I like how much lower he is than the rest of them

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Free sentence for anyone who didn't like the new sharp pins: Latter-day Lennons and McCartneys are, however, invited to consider that part of what made the Beatles so special in the first place was that each of their albums was a radical departure from the last. ■ --𝘈. 𝘎.

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Well well well my boy CW will be happy to hear this

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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

oooooooh shit man it looks like Geese did NOT make it into your top 5 on spotify even after all those posts you made! Damnnnn that sucks.. I might have to mention this to my friend Cameron W. when I see him next [we're very close in age] rough....

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