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Alex Grease

@dodgonkulator.bsky.social
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
(checking out sweatpants) Urban Outfitters employee: Just a heads up... those are for guys with DICK. Not guys with peepee. Me: My mistake 😅 German friend who is visiting: Vat about guy vist Schlong? Employee: Let me check with my manager,
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The hallmark of a great classic era Simpsons joke is when it's clearly supposed to be at someone's expense but they don't really specify who or for what reason
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I'm ok
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Well it's bandcamp Friday I have a new kind of side project kevinsshield.bandcamp.com
kevinsshield.bandcamp.com
gritting, by Kevin's shield
track by Kevin's shield
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
If I was a medical professional and i was on-call i would tell people I was an "on-call-ogist" and act confused when they started talking about cancer
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
First as broccoli then as farts
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Picture this. The simpsons Bort sequence but with hamlet /hamnet. You would get the bluesky uncs hornt tf UP "ooooh well played sir" it's nothing to me
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
south korea's whole ethos is that they have freedom unlike their godless communist neighbors and then they release 5 movies a year about how being a salaryman is worse than chattel slavery
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Echo Vessel @echovessel.com · 31/01/2026
hi! tomorrow (February 1 2026) at 12 PM PT / 3 PM ET i’m going to be doing a DJ set online for the yet to launch neo-detritus Radio. no idea what songs i’m spinning or how long, going off the cuff to see what happens. ragnarok. tune in at neodetrit.us/radio/ starting at 11 AM PT! see you there :-)
neodetrit.us
neo-detritus - Radio
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The way My hungry ass thought this was mecca
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It's not too late man you've got your whole life ahead of you! Well, mostly the parts where you continue along the trajectory you've already cemented for yourself while the world slowly moves past you. But that's still a fun time
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
What are you talking of bout
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Oh hey your band's set was great. Although you personally do seem to be holding the rest of them back
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 14/01/2026
Bandcamp bans AI music
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Bandcamp Bans AI Music
AI music has become a big problem on streaming services. Remember the Velvet Sundown, the AI-generated psych-rock band from last year with hundreds of thousands of Spotify streams? Remember bands gett...
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
my new thing is i export all my mixes as 320kbps mp3s and then i run those through the mastering rack and export them as 320kbps mp3s again
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
It's always tough to see someone much younger outperform you at your craft. Some of my employees are like 8 years old and they're already better than I'll ever be at sewing large quantities of inexpensive garments
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Bleace bleace bleace let me get what I want -the Smith
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Having sex is naive
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randall "tex" boggs @cinatyte.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Looked up what Rob Thomas has been up to - he's been a naughty boy
Rob Thomas, a life in rock and roll, then things get weird
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
pronouncing "lady gaga" with the emphasis on the last syllable
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
That's damn as hell !!!!
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Breaking Bad should have been called Making Meth instead
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
came across a paper by someone with the last name Rissler
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
(cheerfully clocking in for my first shift as the prince's whipping boy) alright boss who we whippin first
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
A lot of music producers claim to have a "secret weapon in the studio" but I think the only person who could really say that was phil spector
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Houston: Hey Armstrong.. [snickering] what's 375218954×466539? Neil Armstrong: [holding back tears] I TOLD you guys I don't KNOW!!!
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Apples to apples dust to dust
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
A lot of elementary school teachers like to say they're the "real life Ms Frizzle" ok.....and you take the kids to, what, the museum 🤨
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
You: Garlic is the same model as Shallotpeat right? Me: [shaking my head and laughing] No.
Garlic is a different model from Shallotpeat
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
horny uncle and Film Twitter nephew bonding at christmas dinner complaining about how movies don't have sex scenes and naked ass + nipples anymore
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
between generative AI and netflix cultural hegemony we're really heading into the Coworker Century
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
It's fun how charlie kirk's death was supposed to inspire the Total Frat Move junta but instead it pretty much immediately attained the status of a news headline that gets printed at a 30th high school reunion to be like My, What A Year That Was....
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
You come into MY fucking office asking me about some bullshit that's directly related to my work responsibilities
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Can we hurry up with the AI bubble burst and associated global market crash I'm sick of seeing people's soy midjourney clipart
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
john: I've been working on a kind of kaleidoscopic psychedelic existential track but it feels like it's missing something paul: oh man that's actually perfect because I just came up with a verse about getting ready for work
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Free sentence for anyone who didn't like the new sharp pins: Latter-day Lennons and McCartneys are, however, invited to consider that part of what made the Beatles so special in the first place was that each of their albums was a radical departure from the last. ■ --𝘈. 𝘎.
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
oooooooh shit man it looks like Geese did NOT make it into your top 5 on spotify even after all those posts you made! Damnnnn that sucks.. I might have to mention this to my friend Cameron W. when I see him next [we're very close in age] rough....
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
A dollar is very little money to a guy like me
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
[starting a new sci fi series and they drop some in-universe slang] oh fuck yeah. probably gonna learn what that means.
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
It's especially mind-boggling to think about what the Beach Boys accomplished in relation to the technology of the time. We take it for granted that you can Google "tropical places with 3 syllable names" but Mike Love had to actually look closely at probably several maps
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I put out some bitch ass music this year go add that crap to your top 10 list
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
replaying disco elysium and getting reflexively agitated because every character portrait has at some point been used as a profile pic by someone I don't like
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Just saw 2 pilots making small talk on the way to the gate thanks Nathan
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I guess i can start posting on here again. I will be completely honest I hit the icon by accident trying to open facebook to browse marketplace
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
we're all familiar with the reddit moment but this may be the first real life Facebook moment
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
marty mcfly: I need to make sure my mom hooks up with my pervert father. To do this i will sexually assault her
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Alex Grease @dodgonkulator.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
2nd wave feminists: we are replacing the E in "women" with a Y 3rd wave feminists: i will do you one better. we will replace it with an X instead
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