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Kallen

@doctorpazuzu.bsky.social
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ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳. they/them preferred but any pronouns are fine

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all hallow’s cereza 🌙 @cereza.zone · 8h
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 21h
morning
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Ruby, pretty ape machine @anontranshoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yay, thanks to the person who just donated $50, I'm up to 356/1175! almost 1/3rd of the way there now; I only have until monday to pay this bill before disconnection
screenshot of a final disconnect notice text from the electric company saying they will shut my power off on oct 14th if I do not pay the past due balance of $1175.36
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
with gun
Google search recommending me search the topic "Ps4 shooting games with gun"
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Would the Wii Phone let me doomscroll pictures of cock?
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE NEED HELP WITH GROCERIES IM THE ONLY ONE PAYING, ANYTHING IS APPRECIATED DEARLY
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🔞Malzilla!🐶 @malzdude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God, I’m gonna puke. They just sent me this in the mail today. I need everyone’s help pronto if we can😢 gofund.me/84ac55b54
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The internet is a beautiful place that tells you when your online friends are hornt up.
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Cricket @strangereigns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
so... looks like it's time for me to start packing my stuff! Throwing this out here again- I work about 10 hours a day and 7 days a week, but I need time to pack as well- consider tossing a couple bucks my way for moving costs and lost time?
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
‼️Hi, unfortunately Ivy's rent payment didn't go through and we accrued late fees last month without realizing. When she pays this portion she'll have literally nothing to her name, so I'm setting a goal to help pay off the remaining rent and utilities. Anything helps a ton ;w;‼️ ko-fi.com/punkitt
Art of a sad wolf girl on the ground going "bluuugh" and a large bit of text that reads DEBT FUCKING SUCKS
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The workld sucks ass but at least the new Protomartyr album is really really good.
The "There world is much pain in the world but not in this room" image, which features a young caucasion man in a busy club being interviewed by a caucasion woman.
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Luxjii @luxjii.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I wonder what Mae got up to this Harfest 🎃🍂 #nightinthewoods #nitw
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Zelda getting rid of being able to change Link's name all so we can hear some of the worst voice acting you've ever heard in a storytelling medium gotta be one of the worst downgrades Nintendo has done in the last decade.
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I do the thing too. This was harder than I expected. I wish it was 12 games because I've played and loved so much of Final Fantasy XIV. I also wish I could fit Outer Wilds or Kentucky Route Zero in here, but if I had to put in games that specifically inspired me the most, it's prob these. #my9games
Majoras Mask, Final Fantasy IX, Morrowind, Half life 2 (specifically Half life 2 and it's episodes though the image unfortunatly does not mention the episodes), Shadow of the Colossus, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of the Sky, Halo 3, Stalker: Shadow of Chornobyl, and Night in the Woods
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The wumpus died for fanduel casino's sins.
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dotJade @dotjade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
rent due date slowly but surely is approaching and it's at 32% !
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Whimper (Spooky) @nowhimpering.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hello!!! I wanted to announce that I'll be taking on COMMS again!! So if you're interested or have any questions, reach out to me!! You can find me on Discord and on Ko-Fi! Oh! I'm also still doing Art Trades too, if anyone is interested!!
Price sheet V2.1! Not a lot has changed since last time. Mostly just changed out some examples for more recent work and added the notice that Art Trades available! Reach out to me if your interested or have any questions!
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 25/09/2026
"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?"
screenshot from Control Resonant. Dylan Faden stands in a fight ready stance, weapon in hand, in an open area with no apparent features. text above him reads "Cannot Transition During Combat"
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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smorl girl @blivveries.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
concept of back
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i took this eidible two weejks ago, when am i cominh down??? i wana burito.
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
even After comms I'm running low again trying to support two people who don't fucking help me. if you enjoy my art please please consider helping me out. Im a disabled black transmasc that tries to draw queer art for my community, I'll try to open comms more frequently after this batch
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The curtains are blue for an amazing reason...
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And it only took a week. (sorry) 🙃 Love these two characters, they are so super cutes.
A large fluffy dragon airplane hybrid named Ailey is seen walking and holding four jumbo boxes of different flavors of ice cream. The flavors being chocolate, mint, vanilla, and strawberry. On top of the ice cream boxes is a cyndaquil wearing a red jacket and big cute red glasses. The cyndaquil is licking a straberry ice cream on a waffle cone while Ailey has a big smile on his face as he looks at his Cyndaquil friend. The background where Ailey is walking is a grassy lawn with a white picket fence with a blue cloudy sky up above.
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marcy @mouse-wife.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my dad just lost his job so this is way worse now
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hi, I'm sorry it's taken so long to get my image out! I should be done with it either later today or by tomorrow. In the meantime have a cute sketch of Ailey that I drew up to try and get their proportions right. I love your characters and art a ton and I hope you're having a good day.
Ailey the big fluffy airplane dragon hybrid in a neutral front facing stance.
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every image and video of Mitch McConnell has made him look like he solved the puzzle box from Hellraiser.
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
colombo is in heaven watching over los angeles 🙏
colombo complete series box set where liutenant colombo's smiling fading face is superimposed into the sky while blue palm trees fill the bottom of the image. In the middle of the box set is the title 'Colombo The complete series. The top of the box set says 'Seasons 1-7 Including 24 TV movies'
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What about the hoes? Were they unafraid? Were they brave?
Darth Vader in the ending of Revenge of the sith asking The Emperor how Padme is doing
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 12/09/2026
We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks. Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers! boycottstarbucks.net
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BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
Starbucks is the biggest violator of U.S. labor law in modern history. Join the movement - Boycott Starbucks!
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We need to fuck fire with fire.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thorhighheels got another banger of a video out about the n64 and she does such a good job explaining why I love this dingy old system and the goofy games on it.
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mowing the lawn to improve my framerate.
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morticia toastems @toasty.cx · 11/09/2026
say what you will about Americans doing jingoistic shit like joining the Marines after 9/11 to stick it to the terrorists or whatever, but joining *the fucking CIA?* THAT is freak shit. That's dead eyed psychopath behavior. That's the shit that made Abu Ghraib happen.
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wonder how Marathon's going.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
sikhs were beat up for supposedly being muslim. muslims were branded terrorist cells. democrats were sent anthrax and called pro-terrorist for opposing invading iraq. this post-9/11 unity you always hear republicans, democrats and the media talking about NEVER HAPPENED.
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Brendan Blaber @brendanblaber.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Why does every Nintendo Direct sound like this?
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marcy maybe. who knows @grimreapergutters.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Dezi @dezi.quest · 10/09/2026
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Glad that Sony realized their error, the Playstation almost had a game.
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I gotta go wake up my 13 year old self for this one.
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회셔/Hoishere🍔 @hoishere7.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
닌다보면서 낙서한 빅브라더☀️ #pokemon
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's about time we had a dedicated Kirby console.
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Kallen @doctorpazuzu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Will the skull kids still become aggressive towards Link and start attacking him?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Remember that Marc Andreessen hired that guy who killed a homeless man on the subway and that was the only qualification he needed to work in Silicon Valley. Top to bottom the worst of the worst people.
Piece of shit dude
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