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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Except if you want to crash the whole system.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Truth
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pretty spot on, without a majority in either chamber, the courts and mango Mussolini in the WH all the dems can do is thumb suck. People needed to vote two years ago, it might be too late now.
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Henrik Larsen @henriklarsen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Danish energy supply is in a very good place. We've achieved to be independent of energy supply from rogue states. A goal set during the first oil crisis in 1973. We cooperate with our near neighbours both on electricity and gas exchange. We're a net exporter of gas and soon green electricity
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No kidding, been to France and Italy thought I knew what to expect and I wasn’t even close.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Kinda?
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jmdonowriter @jmdonovan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I tend to think of him as a sentient turd. No offense to all the sentient turds out there who aren’t fascist child rapers. 
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Who keeps reminding them to breathe?
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Excuse me waiter? Could I send this president back and get one with more President and less asshole? Thanks
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The ones that look like dogs with reverse legs that can run over any terrain are especially troubling.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Same, made the same deal as Melanoma.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Exactly use Star link to communicate and A.I. to control, it would be over in a few days.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
instantly programmable to handle hand to hand fighting or weapons they’re not afraid and they can’t die
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think people are missing the main point of the robot Olympics. It isn’t that you can build a machine to run faster than a man. It’s that they couldn’t run at all 10 years ago. 
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is also my take on it.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sanctify marriage while trying to screw anything that moves.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Throw in some gas station sushi and you’ve got a diet plan without having to use GLP1’s
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ok that was good
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Mine will be a room temperature version.
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Pa.gal @cpagal.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
He’s gifted so much from the United States and from the American people that that’s literally Chump change, fucking taxpayers will be paying it.
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dave to the k @dave-tothe-k.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It's wild to me there's people who don't get vaccines and drink milk raw, then say things like " I sun my asshole for 3 minutes everyday" or "I injected stem cells into my penis" and people actually go to them for wellness advice. Burn it all down.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I know it's not exactly news... But your President is a fucking moron 🤣
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You sure that’s not the Kentucky Derby winner?
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Our president is getting harder to follow than a bad time travel movie. And worth less effort.
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motownmama22.bsky.social @motownmama22.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Nothing like a whole battalion down and out with the flu.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
That would be hysterical
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crockadoodledoo.bsky.social @crockadoodledoo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
He loves to shoot his dick off, glue it on backwards, and claim he's the greatest surgeon alive
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
When you walk into a negotiation threatening to bomb a civilization back to the Stone Age and walk out of that negotiation having ceded the Strait of Hormuz and their nuclear enrichment program, do you think it went well?
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Trump gave Iran a debit card worth 3.2 billion dollars a year for life.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
If Democrats don’t come out tomorrow and say that Donald Trump is the worst dealmaker in American history, it’s political malpractice.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
X 1000
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I don’t know what weapons will be used in World War III but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This too, which probably leads Germany to use their tactical nukes on Russia, etc., etc. etc. World War III.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
That’s what the administration is banking on.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Absolutely, if they don’t bring about Armageddon
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drew @dogballs.info · 06/04/2026
Yes we famously pushed back on authoritarians too soon, historically
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Yup, he’d get re elected tomorrow
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
In other news, guy that lives in Golden Palace, amazed that Christianity is being distorted for personal gain.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Totally underrated post
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Désordonné Ordonné @p-to-the-o.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
no he didn't. Us citizen gave it to him with a lack of voting participation and because us citizen a dumb an easily manipulate.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Joe Rogan: I’m going to endorse an idiot for president for 12 years. Joe Rogan: I’m going to shout down anyone who says that he’s an idiot. Joe: I’m not having anyone on who can prove he’s an idiot. Joe: why did you people elect this idiot?
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Regardless of the document, the question stands on its own and the answer is unequivocally no.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Donald Trump couldn’t build a good turd at a brand muffin convention.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Taking bets on how much longer Pete Hegseth stays sober.
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JIll Kent @jillkent.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
A hole in one never had so many layers or possibilities.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Damn skippy, everyone involved should be charged with Federal crimes. First one to turn states evidence gets to live.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
100% he’s had years to stretch and practice.
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Courtney @resistasista76.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
As do the 93 million fuckwits who failed to vote at all. 🥵
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
They never do.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants
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