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Late555

@late555.bsky.social
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🇬🇧 Peace to all. Except 🍊💩 of course. I troll MAGA on their "Truth" network so that you don't have to. I swear. A lot. Apologies to anyone offended by it. I fully understand if you block me because of it.

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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 6h
Nobody believes your bullshit any more. ᵁⁿᶠᵒʳᵗᵘⁿᵃᵗᵉˡʸ ˡᵒᵗˢ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᵈᵒ - ᵇᵘᵗ ʷᵉ ᵈᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷᵉ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒⁿᵛⁱⁿᶜᵉ ᴹᴬᴳᴬ ᵈᵒᵘᵇᵗᵉʳˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱᵗ'ˢ ᵒᵏᵃʸ ᵗᵒ ᵈⁱˢˢᵉⁿᵗ
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 6h
If only we could all be as fiscally responsible as trump... 🙄
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 9h
JFC, America. I swear — if you don't kick his arse in November and impeach him next year we're done with you. Sincerely, The world.
https://truthsocial.com/@WhiteHouse/117373800935013271
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 10h
Happy 150th birthday this month to Middlesbrough Football Club - founded October 1876. I was born a stone's throw away from their old ground, Ayresome Park. Though I don't get to many games these days, they'll always be a big part of me. UTB ❤️
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 15h
Only a captive audience watches trump tv
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the same guy...
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 20h
Trump is turning Texas blue
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 21h
Moron
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No distractions
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seeing the penny drop for them, one-by-one...
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let's not mince words
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"DOUBLE STANDARDS" cried the insane king...
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the "Dept of War" are going to bomb Musk I'd pay to watch...
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, of course — if your counterpart is crazy or irrational you murder them. I think that was covered in chapter 4 of "Art of the Deal".
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump's "announcement" follows in my next post. (You don't want to read it, believe me!)
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
36 minutes after the hearing: Probably.
Fake. Not real. Satire.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He works so hard for all Americans... 🙄
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blah. Blah. Blah. They offer nothing but lies and excuses, insults and false accusations.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAN CITY: PICK YOUR POISON 🔴 2 random red cards before every match OR 🟨 All 11 players start on a yellow For 20 years. Either way, you're Man Shitty now. Football has become a roguelike. 🎮⚽
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's this 🤏 close to announcing tariffs on fentanyl
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🧐
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If he would be so kind as to continue his work — and assuming a blue majority.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The bullshit never ends. It's incessant, and tiring.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One b💣mb could massively improve the lives of BILLIONS of people...
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I'm elected to the US senate I'm introducing an emergency bill to confiscate the passports of all of trump's administration — I don't want them fleeing the country to evade justice. I should also mention that I'm not actually running. Or American. But still...
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's next? Is the state gonna start acquiring major stakes in large industries? Oh... We're already past that part?! 😲
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You wish you worked as hard"... 😐
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"That's all from the News team today. Now we go over to the Weather team who will have a blind stab at what the weather might be like later today."
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, Mike, you funny little twink.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's gotta have his name on it...
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Release the Epstein files and stop killing people..." 𝗜𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝘀𝗸?
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The future is both scary and stupid
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dude is FUMING at someone only agreeing with him 99% of the time. A dozen reposts and screenies all posted in the space of two minutes.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's perfectly normal for a US President to spam his cult with dozens of "inspirational videos", all within five minutes, of course... 😐
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🤮
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The only person who could sleep through the celebrations is trump — and, well...
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