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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 14h
What’s the difference between snot and lutefisk? kids will eat snot
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 18h
Super douche activity drops to near zero
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
About 10 years too late but Hal a fucking luya
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You don’t use it, it uses you.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We’ll take him.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes, big strong men with tears in their eyes saying we need a ballroom and a helipad.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You misspelled prostate.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Don’t mind going out by machine gun fire at an elementary school, but a nuke? Ick.” Rick Snott
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If he thought even one of those “Bad Things” could happen to him he’d stop tomorrow.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also known as being a fucking idiot.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dear Dr. Jill stop taking Russian money to hand our elections to Republicans. Signed everyone
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Super Intelligence, just like Wiley coyote.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When you agree to let mental children run the country.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Name one thing Trump has done legally.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sorry, I didn’t realize there were so many rules and regulations on a platform that’s built for the sole purpose of bringing out human expression.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Democrats live in three cities and no where else. Republicans have had a majority for 30 years.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s OK the drones will cover up the data center racket.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Except if you want to crash the whole system.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s really difficult to tell the cruelty from the stupidity. Either they don’t understand pooling risk or they just want people to die. It’s a 12 piece bucket of crazy.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Home Alone” meets national security.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All the steel was “donated” by US companies then disappeared.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And all of it to be replaced with tacky gold spray painted plastic crap from Hobby lobby.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Truth
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love Nicole, probably the only video journalist to utter the words “defending goat sex” on the air.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve had scabs I liked better.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All you need to do is watch one Jordan Klepper video on the daily show interviewing Trump voters.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Americans don’t think for the most part. They watch TV or tic tok and do what it tells them to do.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’ll buff out
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can still have a drivers license at 105.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Strom Thurmond would still have a parking spot if he hadn’t gotten smelly at the end.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Then why are you starting conversations about people you don’t know Joe? Hmmm
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Finally someone who has the facts and gravitas to stand up to Joe Rogans bullshit
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah but hunters laptop, amirite?
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He promised $5K of our own money back. I say elect a democrat and get it all, plus send Trump to the pokey.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
File under no dur,
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah 400,000 people who were embarrassed to be Minnesotan showed up in -10 cold to protest. Get bent twat.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pull the other one. They are just going to hide it better.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ouch, I’m not even a jets fan and I think that’s below the belt.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How long after you turn her on Does it take her to empty your bank account and screw all your friends?
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Because they haven’t seen friends and family swinging from lamp posts yet.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No thanks spent too many summers at camp crazy bitch , hard pass.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’d rather listen to an hour of my garbage disposal trying to chew up a spoon.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Even Trey Gowdy‘s got a look on his face like I don’t think anybody’s gonna buy that.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If anybody can show a picture with Donald Trump lifting anything heavier than money or a baseball cap or Trump steaks. I’ll kiss their ass and give them time to draw a crowd.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If only the Supreme Court hadn’t given the stupidest most corrupt man on earth super powers.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Only thing he’s ever read is Mein Kampf
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s why we can’t have nice things.
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Von Shitzenpants didn’t Lower drug prices Build the wall Raise private funds to build a ballroom Defend the constitution Keep us out of wars
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’d be willing to surrender to them tomorrow if they’d let me drive faster than 60 KPH
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