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Snacksjokesdope

@dnylkiller.bsky.social
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have being accused on subterfuge. Agent provocateur they are calling me.
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Cigarette Dad Summer
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Please do not put prescription glasses that turn into sunglasses on children. To me, that child is my aunt, smoking by the window, in from out of town, asking me to get more matches from the cupboard.
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
My chronic back pain has cured itself thru no doing of my own. Which is way worse than having chronic back pain.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
email should get you high
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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a cartoon of a man holding a gun with the words stop all the downloading
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a gun with the words stop all the downloading
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Rudderless is such a vicious dig. Cuts fucking deep.
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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Overnight Oats sounds like the name of a racehorse who sucks
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The new trout breakfast snack wraps from Tim Horton’s look super craveable.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
what you guys make in a year i make in 16-18 months
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
the year is 2025. the vice president of the United States is telling critics of Adolf Hitler to “grow up.”
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Ready or not here I plum
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Journalism is back
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
@paulw34.bsky.social hi Paul do have any confidence is Ysavage or Suarez tonight in h2h?
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I seent a deer
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Blue sky is becoming the everything website
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
This isn’t your mother’s hagsploitation. (Or is it?!)
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
It was unnecessary of my haters to post a picture of me on the Winnipeg subreddit.
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I am bound only for the pit
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Bryan Johnson’s wife waking up in a sweat: “ I had that nightmare again. The one where you forgot to electrocute your penis.”
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Cigarettes are not doing a great job of advertising these days.
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Excited to announce our nephew’s line of kindergarten grad mercg just dropped. His name is Reince Preibus and you can grab your “I stand with Reince” T’s at the link below 🥰
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Gonna make a risky trade in my fantasy baseball league just to cure this hangover.
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Golden Tuesday is such a badass nickname, I wonder what my name calls me.
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
If you get put with me at work, it’s because the top brass does not think very highly of you.
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
New Pelican rips
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
God: “I saw you flip off that squirrel that one time.” Dead me: “I’d do it again.”
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
My ai doctor says that my gravitation field is collapsing and that I’m a black hole.
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Everyone is acting like industrial grade machine grease can’t also be delicious.
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Mustchup or Ketchtard? The age old question that has kept these ancient houses out of the same bottle for millenia.
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
The wind feels like hot soup being poured on your skin.
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Calling my first solo album “The songs of Leonard Cohen”.
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
He’s being called “the sexiest pope yet”.
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The spice is flowing on the dust planet today! 🌎 🏜️
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
If you get 2 minutes for braining somebody in an nhl game, you should not be rewarded with a variety of colourful drink choices. Q
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It’s a great time to be alive if you’re a piece of shit who doesn't like consequences
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I don’t love having to fight another dad at the first day of U6 soccer but those are the rules.
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Hell yeah Jets
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Seems like all my friends are slowly quitting drinking and social media simply because it’s bad for their physical and mental health? To that I say: Blawghawedghagwrgadas
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
A righteous new @propagandhi.com day to all who observe. 🤘
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
Love smoking parking lot cigars with Danny & Rick.
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Beautiful day to smoke cigarettes at Assiniboine park.
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Waverley 2 blocks northbound of McGilivary
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Snacksjokesdope @dnylkiller.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Are the volunteers allowed to tear up your vote?
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