Sign in

Do Not Feed The Octopus

@dnfto.bsky.social
26 followers 30 following 108 posts

Avs fan

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
Chemmy @f29.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Every other sport: “my team just signed an awesome player I love that I get to watch him this rules” The NHL: “your favorite player makes too much money so the other guys on the team won’t be good enough for him to win”
1135
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Landon Donovan took way more crap for way less than Christian Pulisic has
10574104
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Of all the teams in the world, of course it’s Belgium to get FIFA to waffle on a decision
static.klipy.com
Dr Cox: It's Waffle Time!
ALT: Dr Cox: It's Waffle Time!
000
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate
Charge of the 20th Maine at Little Round Top
10056421505
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The best team in the league all year didn’t have the best GM, coach, forward, defenseman, defensive forward, or goalies. Got it
1101
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Haha Vegas
static.klipy.com
Laughter Ready: Heads Back
ALT: Laughter Ready: Heads Back
010
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Color me absolutely shocked that the magic vegas bullshit had an expiration date
031
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
Sean Gentille @seangentille.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
In October, Carter Hart spoke non-specifically about how he’d grown during his 20-month suspension, and about plans “to show the community my true character.” Monday, I asked for an update. He answered. Then his Media Day ended quick and early. Free, full story ⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/732...
nytimes.com
Carter Hart is 4 wins from the Stanley Cup. The Golden Knights still don’t want to talk about his past (Gift Article)
Found not guilty of sexual assault last summer, Hart now sits on hockey's biggest stage. Vegas continues to shield him from the media.
1515248
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
At least I don’t have to sit through any more god awful espn broadcasts this year.
000
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Gonna be fun to watch the avs media let them off without any scrutiny on this one
010
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
2nd one in 2 years
020
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Thanks Donald
020
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Nooooooooooooooooooo
100
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
That was a trip by Spurgeon on Necas but the refs are cowards
010
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
5 and a game misconduct for fighting
021
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The hold on Quinn Hughes was an SGA level sell job
010
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
That’s a weakkkkkk cross check
000
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
What flavor of ESPN should I be seeking in 10 minutes?
000
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
So that’s a penalty on the avs but not the kings
000
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
886275346161
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
That’s a dive by Jason Robertson
020
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao
221178773600
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The old give up period
010
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Cave of the winds #manbearpig
000
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I wrote about everything happening too much in 2026 and the rise of ‘monitoring the situation. How total bombardment is partly a surrender to the internet and its logic and algorithms—a kind of attentional death
theatlantic.com
One Situation After Another
Doomscrolling is over. Now, everyone is “monitoring the situation.”
13719217
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It was a ref show.
000
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Nelson tripped no call. Complete ref show
000
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
That’s a terrible call
000
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
brah @monolithbrah.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
holy lmfao nate
1143083
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
977202340
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
That’s exactly what is happening. Just open your eyes and watch. Don’t listen to the Epstein class
010
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Do it.
The famous video of a whale in the 1970s on a beach in Oregon being blown up haphazardly by dynamite.
2341462
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Fucking pathetic
000
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
There is nothing more punk than this
020
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
The Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2025
Please Like Me
theonion.com
Please Like Me
It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...
1038224033472
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Not sure when the penny is going to drop that this dude means what he tweets, does and sig heils www.nytimes.com/2025/03/14/t...
nytimes.com
Elon Musk Shared, Then Removed a Post Absolving Dictators for Genocide
The post falsely claimed that Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Mao Zedong were not responsible for the murders of millions of people, but rather public sector workers were.
42970161868
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Fuck around and find out. These idiots put us in this situation
010
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
around the horn may be going off the air in a few months, but woody paige got one more good one before the door closes for good
still loling at colorado re-electing dollar store sarah palin
031
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
David Johnson @hockeyanalysis.com · 07/03/2025
MacKinnon-Nelson-Coyle-Drury down the middle looks outstanding for Colorado.
091
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
welcome back, king
man lies in bed with stanley cup after probably having sex with it, and who would blame him
084
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Just an obvious point that anyone with the inside word on when these these total reversals are going to be announced is in a position to make almost limitless amounts of money. Don't forget that given the kind of people who make up this administration.
9249811201
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It’s all bluster
010
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
Katie Drummond @katie-drummond.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
NEW: President Trump is hosting group and 1-1 dinners at Mar-a-Lago for $1M and $5M per seat, respectively. The've already become a "hot ticket" for business leaders. Where's the money going? Unclear, though one source said it would fund Trump's presidential library. www.wired.com/story/people...
wired.com
People Are Paying Millions to Dine With Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago
Business leaders are paying as much as $5,000,000 to meet one-on-one with the president at his Florida compound, sources tell WIRED, while others are paying $1,000,000 apiece to dine with him in a gro...
205566194
Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The yahoo of all yahoos
010
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/03/2025
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
57749426640868
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
incredible sign turnout here
10667106
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.
141181683702
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
arr @arr.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I came out this morning and found this flyer on my Honda Odyssey. Just because I own a Honda doesn't mean I condone the man's actions or agree with all of his political beliefs, and I'm a little offended at the idea that I should be held responsible.
636041784
Reposted by Do Not Feed The Octopus
The Onion @theonion.com · 27/02/2025
Jeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapes
theonion.com
Jeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapes
MIAMI—Asserting that many differing perspectives on the fruit were readily available online, billionaire Jeff Bezos reportedly sent a note to staff at the Amazon-owned Whole Foods this week strictly f...
1436022612