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Do Not Feed The Octopus

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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He has no idea what he’s doing it seems
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Chemmy @f29.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Every other sport: “my team just signed an awesome player I love that I get to watch him this rules” The NHL: “your favorite player makes too much money so the other guys on the team won’t be good enough for him to win”
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dunder mifflin standard stock, size 12 times new Roman
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Odysseus? Dat u?
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Going to odyssey deez nutz!
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Deez Nuts Got Heem Prank Reaction
ALT: Deez Nuts Got Heem Prank Reaction
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It is one of many reasons they should bring back Tyson
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Which Avalanche player likes Pearl Jam the most
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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Landon Donovan took way more crap for way less than Christian Pulisic has
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Of all the teams in the world, of course it’s Belgium to get FIFA to waffle on a decision
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Dr Cox: It's Waffle Time!
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate
Charge of the 20th Maine at Little Round Top
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A Milford man is neither seen nor heard
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The best team in the league all year didn’t have the best GM, coach, forward, defenseman, defensive forward, or goalies. Got it
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Just go sign somebody
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Haha Vegas
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Laughter Ready: Heads Back
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Color me absolutely shocked that the magic vegas bullshit had an expiration date
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Did they say anything beyond this about retaining the remaining front office support staff?
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Keep up the reporting on this
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Sean Gentille @seangentille.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
In October, Carter Hart spoke non-specifically about how he’d grown during his 20-month suspension, and about plans “to show the community my true character.” Monday, I asked for an update. He answered. Then his Media Day ended quick and early. Free, full story ⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/732...
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Carter Hart is 4 wins from the Stanley Cup. The Golden Knights still don’t want to talk about his past (Gift Article)
Found not guilty of sexual assault last summer, Hart now sits on hockey's biggest stage. Vegas continues to shield him from the media.
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
At least I don’t have to sit through any more god awful espn broadcasts this year.
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
No goals from any of the top players in this series. Injuries yes. But they lost this series for themselves
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Gonna be fun to watch the avs media let them off without any scrutiny on this one
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
2nd one in 2 years
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Thanks Donald
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Nooooooooooooooooooo
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
That was a trip by Spurgeon on Necas but the refs are cowards
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
5 and a game misconduct for fighting
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The hold on Quinn Hughes was an SGA level sell job
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Elite
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Ok boomer
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This is a family site
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
That’s a weakkkkkk cross check
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
What flavor of ESPN should I be seeking in 10 minutes?
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
So that’s a penalty on the avs but not the kings
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
That’s a dive by Jason Robertson
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The speaking engagements, book deals, etc are lucrative. Mike pence made 3.4m on speeches since 2022. Plus all the inside trading they get access to
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Cause they’ll get rich
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Packed it in
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The old give up period
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Cave of the winds #manbearpig
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This was a ballsy report
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I wrote about everything happening too much in 2026 and the rise of ‘monitoring the situation. How total bombardment is partly a surrender to the internet and its logic and algorithms—a kind of attentional death
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One Situation After Another
Doomscrolling is over. Now, everyone is “monitoring the situation.”
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It was a ref show.
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Nelson tripped no call. Complete ref show
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
That’s a terrible call
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A good post. One of your finest
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Do Not Feed The Octopus @dnfto.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Heathen
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brah @monolithbrah.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
holy lmfao nate
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
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