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David L

@dlynch.bsky.social
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Gentleman, scholar, acrobat. Frequently opinionated, occasionally right. Opinions are mine, obvs, but should be yours too.

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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 13m
We did at least have the decency to know when it started and act accordingly.
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 1h
Any Bathams on the agenda?
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 1h
Liz Truss?!? Fuck that, goodbye!
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 4h
Surely..
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 4h
Who can say why...🤔 If haven't already seen, the penultimate para is esp worthy of your time.
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 4h
Penultimate paragraph is proper bonkers...
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 20h
It's like watching Bart Simpson doing a classroom presentation in front of Mrs Krabappel after zero preparation.
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 20h
Kemi is once again confronted by her arch-enemy, ANY DETAILS AT ALL. thecritic.co.uk/kane...
Unfortunately, like, I don’t know, the results of a charity fundraiser for the Kurds, the Tory claims for what they’re proposing grew a little in the telling. Newspapers everywhere were calling it a British “Iron Dome”, referring to Israel’s comprehensive – and expensive – system.

Nick Ferrari of LBC, a man who is to political weakness what Godzilla is to a Tokyo suburb, was doubtful that it would be possible to build a missile defence network that would defend the whole UK. “Well, because it’s mobile, it can,” Badenoch said, faltering slightly.

The LBC man closed in. “Is it moved by sea? By land? By air?”

“I do know that it would move,” the Conservative leader said. “I think certainly by sea.” She tried to explain. “It’s not one thing that’s sitting in one place.”

Ferrari wouldn’t let go. “How many units are there?” If the Daily Star’s barrister had been this good, Archer’s political career might have ended in 1987.

“How many units?” Badenoch repeated. “I can’t…” She resorted to
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 6h
The lyrics make it totally clear, no?
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 6h
Really?
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 6h
As is the whole album, which is absolutely one of the greatest ever debuts.
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 6h
Very much this.
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Duncan Robinson @duncanrobinson.bsky.social · 21h
“If the wife is fit, you must acquit”
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 22h
She's essentially a lazier Liz Truss
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 23h
May want to re-read that...
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 23h
You'll need to show your workings... Beyond their shared wholly misplaced, bumptious self-confidence, they both have few redeeming qualities. Truss was at least not chronically lazy, whereas Badenoch's failure to do the work and be across the detail is a perpetual source of embarrassment.
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 23h
Christ she's embarrassing. Trump and Johnson getting away with know-nothing bullshitting for so long has led the dimwitted and charmless likes of Badenoch to think they can get away with the same schtick.
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 23h
Ah yes, was ofc in manifesto.
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 23h
Lazy and dim or just lazy?
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 23h
Brexit, in 2015?
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 23h
Same
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guessing this is a record...?
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Excellent and obvs 100% correct thread.
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Ashwin Kumar @ashwin-kumar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Re the debate on the cliff edge where tax-free childcare is lost at £100k leading to people keeping their income below this amount, it’s obvious that such cliff edges are bad as it skews decisions about work – no-one should be worse off if their earnings increase. /1 🧵
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Ashwin Kumar @ashwin-kumar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
However, it is perfectly possible to remove this cliff edge without offering a giveaway to higher earners: simply adjust tax thresholds downwards so the change is revenue neutral. This will effectively be a redistribution from high earners without children to high earners with. /2 🧵
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Ashwin Kumar @ashwin-kumar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The best reform would be to switch around the rates so that rates go up with income rather than falling when you get to £125,140 and there aren’t additional penalties for having children. /5 🧵
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy for them to be provided free on the NHS for anyone with a valid prescription. Everyone else: no.
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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Classic Archer. Signing his books after he's died.
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1,000,000%
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Surprised there's any left, what with all the genociding they've suffered recently.
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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 06/10/2026
I knew it was the transes being threatened! Even when it was the Jews, I knew it was them!
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you want to be a serious political party with a chance of running the country, you simply can't allow your manifesto to be governed by "how many cranks can pay a nominal membership fee and log in for an online vote"
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Give peas a chance!
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ban the nonce goggles
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kemi Badenoch < Liz Truss Discuss
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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ban the nonce goggles.
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Signe Johansen @signesjohansen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Love thy neighbour as thyself” - this is what courage and real patriotism looks like in the face of angry, nationalist thuggery
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Badenoch bounce!
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Feel precisely the same; have long considered her awful.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes indeed I'm rather tiring of the coverage... a convicted perjuror who brazenly lied his way through life and continued to attend the House of Lords even as this poor woman's life fell apart.
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 06/10/2026
Quietly moving tribute to Jeffrey Archer.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, but...
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David L @dlynch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"...and a generous, not very strict welfare system". You sure? Relative to what?
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 05/10/2026
...which Gulf?
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Huh Peter Andre now only the second worst person Katie Price has been attached to.
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Lady Di @ladydi2020.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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