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Doug Simonite

@dksimonite.bsky.social
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Soccer Keeper, mediocre hockey goalie, skier, golfer, aging punk rocker, 2 time heart attack survivor ❤️🇨🇦⚽️ #FootyPrimeSC

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s not the Gulf of America. We don’t have a Department of War, unless you count the war we’re losing. Canada is not the 51st state. There’s no such thing as the Lake of America, The Strait of America or the Trump Center. You are not 6’3” and 225 lbs, You’re demented.
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Brent Butt @brentbutt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
What's the difference between A MILLION and A BILLION? youtube.com/shorts/5s9VH...
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Million vs Billion: What's the Difference?
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 17/09/2025
WELCOME TO NEWS
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Someone please call Dante, we need him to invent a new level of hell for the people in charge of the Homeland Security Twitter account.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I'm A United States Governor, and I Don't Understand Why Canadians Have Stopped Visiting Us www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAbA...
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I'm A United States Governor, and I Don't Understand Why Canadians Have Stopped Visiting Us
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
'Twas two days before the election, And all through Poilievre's riding, The reporters were muzzled, So as not to ask "What is he hiding?" Wokeness was banned, All follow-up questions too, In hopes that his slogans Were all you believed were true I'd continue but that requires security clearance
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Singh says he fought for affordability and dental care, which Poilievre voted against. Poilievre responds by biting Singh, saying, "How's that for teeth talk, bitch"
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Paikin talks about the price of housing becoming a crisis during the Liberal reign. Carney says he they need a fundamentally different approach and attitude, which is why we need leaders who aren't rich, white men, who whoops oh no
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Next Topic: AFFORDABILITY AND THE COST OF LIVING. Poilievre says to the Youth of Canada: In the last Lost Liberal Decade, you can't buy houses anymore. That's why he will taking houses from his liberal enemies and giving them to any students who tell him he looks nice in a cowboy hat
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Listen, if Rebel News gets to ask questions, @thebeaverton.com should get to ask questions. Let me ask Pierre if he thinks my biological clock looks fertile enough. I'll wear a blazer and everything. Don't deny me my rights, you cowards www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Right-wing outlets win legal battle to attend the leaders' debate | CBC News
Two right-wing media organizations have won a legal battle to obtain accreditation for their representatives to cover tonight's election debate.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 09/04/2025
How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 01/04/2025
Not sure I’m cool with Poilievre’s new slogan: Chicks Go Stale - Stoppons Chicks Le Ticky Tocky
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 29/03/2025
PRIME MINISTER ANNE MURRAY
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Pierre Poilievre's Personal Assistant Explains His Election Policies youtu.be/L1x2eY_4H4Y
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Pierre Poilievre's Personal Assistant Explains His Election Policies
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 20/03/2025
Trump may have overpromised, but boy did he underdeliver
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 20/03/2025
The stock market is down again, but according to conservatives that doesn't matter anymore
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Natalie Houghton @cayennechai.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
@footyprime.bsky.social @danwongsez.bsky.social ABSOLUTELY an NUFC fan
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CreekPete 🇨🇦 @creekpete.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Here we go again. Where do these people get their information?
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jimmy alto @jimmyalto.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Why America Can't Conquer #Canada
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Is Not Afraid Of Mark Carney youtu.be/b2UHrLms_Q4
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Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Is Not Afraid Of Mark Carney
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 12/03/2025
KRAZY KARL'S KARS WHITE HOUSE CAR LOT
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Nessie is a proud "Nasty" Canadian 🇨🇦❤️🍁 @nessieshops.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Former Prime Minister and senior statesman Jean Chretien schooling the media on what their actual fucking job is!!!! Enough of this fake news bullshit! Stop parrotting Poilievre... we're not broken, and neither is our economy! To the Media! "IT IS YOUR JOB TO TELL THEM"! - Jean Chretien
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WeAreFootyPrime @footyprime.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
#HappyInternationalWomensDay! Clare Rustad Rhian Wilkinson and, of course, the inimitable @amy13walsh.bsky.social #OG #BroadsCast & Footy Prime Carrie Ryan Footy Prime Supporters Club A Big Thank You for All You Do!
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a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding .
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
OK this ad is actually very good lmaoooo www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFJ4...
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Vote to Save the CBC
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
A power grab??? Oh FUCK you. Fuuuuuuck you. Worry about the state of your own democracy, dumbass.
Donald Trump on Truth Social: "Justin Trudeau, of Canada, called me to ask what could be done about Tariffs. I told him that many people have died from Fentanyl that came through the Borders of Canada and Mexico, and nothing has convinced me that it has stopped. He said that it’s gotten better, but I said, “That’s not good enough.” The call ended in a “somewhat” friendly manner! He was unable to tell me when the Canadian Election is taking place, which made me curious, like, what’s going on here? I then realized he is trying to use this issue to stay in power. Good luck Justin!"
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Trudeau: He has said repeatedly, what he wants is to see a total collapse of the Canadian economy. Because that will make it easier to annex us. First of all, that's never going to happen. We will never be the 51st state.
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Natalie Houghton @cayennechai.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Trudeau ✅ Ford ✅ Poilievre❌ Even Jason Kenney spoke intelligently about anti-Drumpf tariffs and 🇨🇦response, but trust PP to turn it into political platforming #NeverCon
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CreekPete 🇨🇦 @creekpete.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Choke on your shit filled diaper, pedophile.
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Brent Butt @brentbutt.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Economists in US and around the world have been loud & clear: Imposing blanket tariffs on their 3 largest trading partners will have devastating impact on U.S. economy and skyrocket inflation. Trump shrugs, does it anyway. In 2 weeks he'll blame it on Biden. Or Obama. Or trans kids.
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Michael Houghton @houghtmusic.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I stand with PRESIDENT ZELENSKI. A true leader and hero. And what the fuck colour was trump today?!? 🍊 💩
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 28/02/2025
America... you are losing, and have lost, so much respect/influence/regard in an INCREDIBLY short time thanks to the Trump regime. It is absolutely shocking.
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Brent Butt @brentbutt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Wow. I already looked at Zelenskyy as a hero for standing up to Putin's invasion. Even more today watching him stand firm and speak reality, while Trump & Vance shout at him, and shit on him publicly like playground bullies. Then Trump PRAISES Putin openly while Vance nods like a dimwit. Grotesque!
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
This is the first time in my life I've ever watched an adult man fighting a group of toddlers and desperately rooted for the adult man to win
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 27/02/2025
JUST VOTE
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Natalie Houghton @cayennechai.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Donation #77 & listening to @thevoicevendor.bsky.social talking about wanting to be a firetruck ! 🤣 OMG lost it! @footyprime.bsky.social @footyprimesc.bsky.social
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I hear at tonight's Liberal Party leadership debate the candidates were asked how they would deal with Trump, and if no one said "Put a sexy blonde wig on a polar bear and let it lead Trump to his death" then they don't deserve to lead this damn country
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 25/02/2025
Never trust a man who doesn’t drink who wants you to get drunk.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Please Don't Vote For Doug Ford This Time, Ontario youtu.be/pUoX9FGT0M0?...
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Please Don't Vote For Doug Ford This Time, Ontario
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Did you know that you don't have to be American or a federal employee to email Elon his requisite "Five things I did at work last week?" Well, you know now
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Dean Blundell @deanblundell.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
🚨1/ Canadians Hate Trump Thread: 🧵 Canadians are rejecting the idea of becoming the 51st U.S. state (only 13% support it) and are doubling down on national unity. A travel boycott and a shift to “Buy Canadian” are hitting the U.S. economy hard. Let’s unpack...
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
@ianhanomansing.bsky.social @cbcnews-rss.bsky.social
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Dan Wong @danwongsez.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Hey All, we're in a trying time for even the most resilient of us, especially if you lean in the empath zone. So here are a few easy tips that I am sharing that can change my funk (and hopefully work for you) to create the energy to combat these existential threats. Thread - we'll see how long.
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 21/02/2025
DITCH HIM 🇨🇦🇺🇸
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I created you in My image and I am an asshole.
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