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Doug Simonite

@dksimonite.bsky.social
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Soccer Keeper, mediocre hockey goalie, skier, golfer, aging punk rocker, 2 time heart attack survivor ❤️🇨🇦⚽️ #FootyPrimeSC

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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nice! I've got one next Saturday
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lol! I'm a displaced Manitoban living in Saskatchewan for more than 30 years AND REFUSE TO USE THAT TERM 🤣! What do rabbits have anything to do with a sweatshirt with a hood and a pouch???? Anyway, rant complete. Back to life in ol sask!
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Or in real life, but that's another story...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s not the Gulf of America. We don’t have a Department of War, unless you count the war we’re losing. Canada is not the 51st state. There’s no such thing as the Lake of America, The Strait of America or the Trump Center. You are not 6’3” and 225 lbs, You’re demented.
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It makes him an asshole!
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Brent Butt @brentbutt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
What's the difference between A MILLION and A BILLION? youtube.com/shorts/5s9VH...
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Million vs Billion: What's the Difference?
YouTube video by Brent Butt Videos
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Right? Lol
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Yep. And I've blocked Rowling
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
No doubt!
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Snowflakes! All of them!!
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Well done! Fuck Elon!! 👏👏👏
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Just your everyday group of assholes!
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Well, there's feels like and then there's actually -41. Two completely different things! Real -41, the air feels different. Heavy and harsh to breath...
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Fantastic song!
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
They had little ones at the grocery store check out for 87 cents...I'm only human...
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Ooo, I think my wife got us tickets for Christmas! She said we have something on the 15th...
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
😮
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
If I just read the last sentence of your post I'd be a little hurt, lol.
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The cross shirt 🤣🤣🤣
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Well, thanks! Now I understand, maybe, what the hubbub was about! So, I guess that's why the government is now going to cull my 2 little doggies 😲😮‍💨🤣
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Gotta have a little giggle now and then
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I'm still on Twitter. I've actually made friends there (pre Musk). I completely avoid the for you tab and stick to accounts I follow and, Block baby Block!
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 17/09/2025
WELCOME TO NEWS
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Reported and blocked
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Yep, that was an easy block.
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Hey, running for an hour is no small thing! Great job! I've run 8 halves and one thing I found to help is to occasionally try for a longer/farther run than planned. Going to run for an hour and you're feeling pretty good, tack on an extra 10.
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Makes you wonder how bad she must smell without it...
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Someone please call Dante, we need him to invent a new level of hell for the people in charge of the Homeland Security Twitter account.
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Not to mention uranium as well...
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I would love that. Unfortunately, we do not have the infrastructure to host that many games. A handful of CFL stadiums would not cut it for FIFA...
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
💯
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I'm still on Twitter but I don't use Grok. Sounds like I'm missing out??
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
As I have had some similar issues (2 heart attacks and a probable small stroke), I feel for you! All you can do is live for today and try to enjoy what you can. Hope the next years bring you good health!
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Twix on a bike!
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Do eat a healthy breakfast. Don't run blindly into traffic! Hope this helps 😁
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
💯
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
My wife rolls her eyes at me every time I buy shampoo at Dollarama lol. She figures my hair is going to fall out.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I'm A United States Governor, and I Don't Understand Why Canadians Have Stopped Visiting Us www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAbA...
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I'm A United States Governor, and I Don't Understand Why Canadians Have Stopped Visiting Us
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Had to read that twice, lol!
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Don't forget guns. A lot of people out here think the libs want to take their guns. All of their guns. I know that's not true, but many in rural Saskatchewan and Alberta believe that.
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Ndp? Green?
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Love it!
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I bought 2 big bags. The regular chocolate ones and the reeses one. Together, I get a little peanut butter cup in my mouth!
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Hope to see them back. Sooner rather than later!
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
'Twas two days before the election, And all through Poilievre's riding, The reporters were muzzled, So as not to ask "What is he hiding?" Wokeness was banned, All follow-up questions too, In hopes that his slogans Were all you believed were true I'd continue but that requires security clearance
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Maybe you see dead people??
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I'd absolutely love to see that one 🍎🍎🍎
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Doug Simonite @dksimonite.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Lol
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Singh says he fought for affordability and dental care, which Poilievre voted against. Poilievre responds by biting Singh, saying, "How's that for teeth talk, bitch"
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