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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 7h

What novel, verifiable pieces of new knowledge have come out of AI in the last month?

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 7h

You give real "A man can't rape his wife" vibes.

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A man stole a woman's work and lied about it? I'm (not even remotely) shocked!

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm sorry, but he will also be watching hockey, and I won't take that from him

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Honestly, it kills three birds with one stone: Hanging out with friends, watching hockey, and being a slut. I often watch hockey with my roommate. Is it cool if he's in the room?

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I mean, I'm not going to say no

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"I can fit you between my cheeks if I can fit you between doing laundry and puck drop."

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I could start using Google Calendar's new(ish) appointment scheduling feature just for getting railed...

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I could handle that... Probably.

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me: I really want to enter my slut era. Also me: My weekends are reserved for hanging out with friends and watching hockey and I refuse to stay up past 9 pm on a week night unless it's a concert.

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You'll have to RTS the envelope, then.

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well, time to give someone my key

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Damn. I didn't think about the aliens. My mistake.

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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

➡️ Event will be December 8-11 ➡️ Main fundraiser will start November 6 ➡️ Pre-Fundraiser Fundraiser is TBD later this month

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

But that's no fun! I want McCringleberry to be laughed at by Capitol Police.

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

5) He hops onto the Metro Blue Line heading north and gets off at the Capitol South Station 6) He walks up to the Capitol building and says he's there to be sworn in to replace McConnell. What are the next steps?

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Let's go through the steps where your imagination meets reality. 1) Beshear declares McConnell's seat vacant. 2) Beshear names a replacement., Alternate Elector, excuse me, Senator Dingle McCringleberry. 3) McCringleberry gets on a plane Reagan National Airport 4) McCringleberry arrives in DC

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Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 04/10/2026

“Ignoping” When someone, who knows nothing about what you’re an expert in, replies to your post confidently saying that you’re wrong.

NYT Spelling Bee screenshot letters are o I h n p w & o with g in the middle. The word “IGNOPING” is entered as a guess but above it there’s a box saying “Not in word list”

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cossa. As goalie he decides if I score or not

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The number of evangelical Christians I knew who would look me in the eyes when I was Mormon and insist that I was not Christian and that Mormons were led by Satan himself and were all going to hell but still voted for Romney is

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Jimmy McMillan: Too Damn High

Alt: Jimmy McMillan: Too Damn High

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I was on my mission when Obama was elected. I distinctly remember being out knocking doors in an apartment complex and a couple drove by us in their car yelling out the window, "OBAMA IS OUR NEW PRESIDENT!" and that's how I found out the results of the first election I was old enough to vote in.

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My cousin on Facebook: It's not realistic to see multiple gay people on the same TV show. Any TV show with multiple gay people or just pandering. Me: I haven't spoken to a straight person outside of work in a month.

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Jacob 🏳️‍🌈🇹🇭🐧🌻 @seagulljaap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Make being straight illegal in SLCO by voting for Democrats!!!!!!

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm staying out of chastity for the time being. #Locktober #TusksUp

Screenshot is match results shrine the Utah Mammoth beat the Columbus Blue Jackets 4-0

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Not the sub/dom relationship I'm looking for

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Listen, I'm happy straight guys are coming around to the idea of keeping their assholes clean, but I promise it's not going to turn you gay to use a bidet.

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

$20 says someone in a campaign sent out mailers that look like $500 checks but are actually asking for $500 donations and he's confused about what they are

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Does it end with "So you're the one who did it?"

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I only regret that I was too drunk to stay awake more than 5 minutes into P3 and didn't see the end of the beat down.

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

#Locktober, but it's all hockey season and I only stay locked when the Mammoth are losing.

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A rape apologist doesn't understand how the law works? I'm shocked

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If I ever own my own home again I'm going all in on a full Toto Washlet and nobody can stop me.

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When Ex told me I needed to move out, I decided to get an electric bidet and OH MY GOD A WARMED SEAT, TEMPERATURE CONTROLLED WATER AND A DRIER?!

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My second one was a combo hot/cold that you had to run a line from the hot water under the sink. That was yet another revelation in post shit ass cleansing technology. But I had to run the hot water as a rinse for a bit before using it to get the proper effect.

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My first bidet was just a cold water hose that hooked up the water intake for the toilet tank. That was a revelation in post shit ass cleansing technology.

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Good morning from the same. Time for my morning poop then to go back to bed.

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I didn't get any notifications for his replies and only saw he had when other people replied to his replies to me

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I can't argue with that level of impenetrable logic

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That's not how any of this works

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He thinks I'm pretty AND doesn't understand sarcasm? He'll be fun.

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I know someone told you negging works, and while I'd normally let you know they lied to you, I'm feeling a little silly tonight and I'm willing to give a bad idea a try. Tryangles parking lot at 11?

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He thinks I'm pretty 🥰😍🤩

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I will not be writing in Bobby Darvish this election

Screenshot from a political candidate website.
A red banner with white text reads, "CONSERVATIVE WRITE-IN CANDIDATE - U.S. CONGRESS UTAH 1ST DISTRICT" Below that, in large white funny it reads, "SECURE AMERICA. DELIVER FOR UTAH." Below that, in smaller text it reads, "I'm Bobby Darvish. I'm running to bring decades of technology and cybersecurity experience to Congress, defend constitutional liberty, strengthen national security, expand economic opportunity, and deliver accountable leadership for Utah." Below that a list of bullet points: "AMERICAN SECURITY; CONSTITUTIONAL GOVERNMENT; OPPOSE ISLAMISM; OPPOSE COMMUNISM"
At the bottom is a tag button with white text that reads, "JOIN THE CAMPAIGN".

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