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David (he/him)

@dkbell0.bsky.social
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Public school teacher; former Mormon; flaming homosexual; Hog Terrorist™; now occasionally somewhat horny on main

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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 13m
He campaigned joining trans people on the streets and then as soon as he got into office threw queer people under the bus. He signed or otherwise let go into law bills that were not veto proof and then whined about how bad the bills he had full power to prevent from becoming law were. Fuck off, Cox
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 17h
I am once again BEGGING Canvas to make it so when I input a grade for a missing paper assignment it auto updates to late instead of keeping the missing tag
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Couldn't have happened to a worse person. Trevor can go to hell.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Best news of the day
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A year ago today I was VERY drunk at an MxPx concert in Boise. To this day the best and hardest concert I've ever been to, as it was just a few days prior that my ex told me we were breaking up and it being a temporary separation was not in the table.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Listening to family members who I'm fairly certain voted for Trump complain about how high gas prices are and being seemingly confused about how they got so high was a highlight* of my weekend. *Please use an alternate definition than standard for "highlight" when reading this.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A year ago my dad ran this race for the last time. Today I carried him and memories of him across the finish line.
A picture of me wearing a finisher's mask for the 2026 Fit One 5k. A caption on the photo says, "I fwoed up a widdle". above an overlay that says, "Boise City, Sep 26, 10:25 am, Sunny, 49°F".
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would like someone to teach my niece's boyfriend how to care for his hair.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm with my family this weekend, and it feels very weird. Along with my mom, step mom, and siblings, we also had my brother's ex wife and her husband and kids and my little sister's ex boyfriend all together for dinner. It feels weird that the only partner/former partner not here is mine.
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 25/09/2026
INSTEAD WE ARE GOING TO POINT OUT VERIFIABLE HISTORICAL FACTS ABOUT THE KHANATE CULTURES AND THEIR ENCOUNTERS WITH THIRD GENDERS. BUCKLE THE FUCK UP JOANNE WIZARD SCHOOL IS IN SESSION AND YOU ARE LATE FOR A POTIONS CLASS.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Realizing that I'm probably never going to get closure on a lot of stuff from my ex is hitting hard this morning. Lots of questions will remain unanswered. Lots of feelings and thoughts will remain unexpressed.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I still wonder if Random French Lady made her flight that the bus would have arrived 15 minutes late for.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Suddenly my experience in Japan seems much calmer. Details on next skeet
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Costco now has a Kirkland brand liquid IV dupe and I'm so goddamn pumped
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I get it. Not where I am, as of yet. But I get it.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I did ask. But no answer was given.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bright side of breaking up with ex, despite the fact that I love his family and generally enjoy time with them: Lack of going to family dinner on Sunday means I don't miss Sunday #HockeyNightInUtah
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just had one of the scam "please don't ignore, save my family" auto reskeet about reskeet a dick pic from my horny alt.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My family is talking about tree law right now.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Watching @maklelan.bsky.social troll @rhettmc.mythical.com in a golf cart was the highlight of my afternoon
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just converted another person to single blade safety razor for shaving.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Utah sucks
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm going home without having a drink from the water key of the trombonist for the Mad Caddies and I blame all of you.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The cute cub in the MxPx T-shirt behind and to the left of me is also invited.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The drummer and backup guitarist for Diesel Boy can double team me and if you get this message to them before they leave salt lake I'll let you join them.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If folks like @esp1371.bsky.social say it's a cause worth donating to, if you've got a few bucks to spare you can rest assured your money is going to good places.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I legitimately do not understand how people my age and younger smoke cigarettes.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sure, sex is great. But have you ever had your first therapy appointment in months over zoom and tell your therapist you feel you're doing okay and don't need to schedule more appointments, then after hanging up take two shots of mid shelf gin and then jump into an Uber to head to a ska concert?
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Question: What discoveries have we have made using redshifted light? Answer: We discovered that redshift exists. I can't believe I'm grading on Labor Day and this is what I'm seeing...
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This guy makes people who think it's defamation to call the murderous Kyle Rittenhouse a murderer seem like legal geniuses.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Imagine thinking someone wearing pink, an extremely normal color for people to wear, is evidence of someone ignoring jury instructions and watching media related to the case you're a juror on. Absolute mashed potatoes for brains.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Unsurprisingly, all of the questions were vetted beforehand and read off a printed script.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm attending a fireside for teachers chat with Sonia Sotomayor tonight and I don't know that I have anything I can ask during the Q&A that doesn't require me to call her colleagues abject morons.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The day I have to be back at the school preparing for the new school year. So early to mid August.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's the last night going to sleep from here. I'm lying here, tearing up, but grateful to have my pup next to me. My dreams didn't include the chapter that starts tomorrow, but nothing I've gone through so far has stopped me. I'll find peace and joy, with this little guy by my side.
A white dog lying on top of a bed, with the lights out, the door open, and the dog silhouetted against the light coming into the room.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today I struggled, emotionally, to get packing done. I mentioned it to a friend and she drove an hour to just hang out with me and help me put stuff in boxes. My friends kick ass.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Find friends who, as you're in the process of moving in with them, you can tell them, "Moving in with you was never my dream," and they will give you a hug, tell you they understand, and make sure you feel safe with them anyway.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Since I'm in the midst of moving and don't want to deal with meal prep this week, my lunches this week will be: instant "pho" from Costco mixed with some really good jerky, also from Costco. Might grab a few limes and some herbs to toss in to make it a little closer to the real stuff.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ran in to @maklelan.bsky.social's Data Over Dogma co-host in the wild while at lunch today. Did the socially scary thing and talked to him and told him I love his work on the show. I'd tag him here, but AFAIK he's not on Bluesky.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
On one hand, it's an indictment on human intelligence how many people don't know that Costco gas pumps have long hoses that can reach the opposite side of their car. On the other hand, it means I often get a very short gas line at Costco.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I can't be the only one who sees the initials MTG and thinks "Magic the Gathering" before they think "Marjorie Taylor Green"
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I see people use mum instead of mom and arse instead of ass all the time and nobody worth listening to gives a flying fuck. Y'all need to calm down.
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Alessandro Rigolon @alerigolon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Folks, it happened: they whitewashed the Whale
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'll be hating myself tomorrow, but tonight I'm having a good time at a weeknight concert
A selfie of me and my sister wearing sunglasses in the pit of an outdoor venue between performers.A "selfie" but we are barely visible because I was trying to get the Good Charlotte screen in the shot.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was sad for one reason before reading this thread. Now I'm sad for more than one reason.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sure, Twitter is owned by a xenophobic Nazi who promotes things like replacement theory and the word "faggot" is used freely as an insult, but people were mean to him here for defending a guy who doesn't like Jews, so bluesky is clearly worse.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This week's episode of Data Over Dogma has @maklelan.bsky.social saying "Aaron's budding rod" over and over and over again and I'm not adult enough to deal with it maturely.
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tell me you failed high school biology without telling me
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David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don't think it's possible for me to not look good in this shirt. Shout out to @dadshammdad.bsky.social
A selfie of me in the kitchen. I'm wearing a black T-shirt that says in large white letters "ANTI FASCIST BICYCLE CLUB'. I'm holding a white coffee mug with the PBS head logo, but it has spiky hair, an earring, a nose ring, and a collar. Behind me, on the wall, is a magnetic knife holder with multiple large chef's knives hanging from it.
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