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DJ Chizzles

@djchizzles.bsky.social
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World weary, aviation career buff, love sports and music ❤️

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18h
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm down to the last nine copies of this ISS Cat print, so if you want one, please order soon. It's in my shop along with other prints, badges and a zine: www.tomgauld.com/
A view of the International Space Station floating in the stars above the earth. A cat in a space suit floats outside. An astronaut within the station looks out of a window and says "In? But I just let you out."
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is why I will always do everything in my power to make a space feel safe. It's not just about the harassment, it's about the avoiding, and loss of experiences that comes from that. It's on us to make the spaces safe, not women.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seeing as Bsky seems to have vibecoded its way into more failures on the main feeds, thought I'd drop my own contribution to #BirdSky <3 a pheasant looking resplendent with his smart green head and red eye patch.
A Pheasant stands on a very old stone wall that's covered in lichen, and stares at me as if to say "WHAT YOU LOOKING AT?"
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*sigh* www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... h/t @twisteddoodles.bsky.social
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is absolutely on us to do better, and keep our friends in check.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the cornell case has me thinking about christine blasey ford and how she so bravely testified in 2018 about how future supreme court justice brett kavanaugh had sexually assaulted her. i'm thinking about what i wrote at the time and how nothing has changed:
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the horrific cornell gang rape case has me thinking about emma sulkowicz who alleged she was raped as a student at columbia in 2014 and never got any justice. it has me thinking about the physical and mental weight young women are forced to carry while their safety is subsumed by male potential.
Emma Sulkowicz carrying around a mattress on the Columbia campus in 2014 to raise awareness of her alleged rape and the university's inaction.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide
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Kirsty Brinkman @kirstybrinkman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm delighted to be joining Adam on tour as the Stage Manager for his brilliant new show, DEEPEST FEARS - two classic tales of terror, live on stage www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbaG... We're kicking off next week, and the show is SO GOOD. Please come and see us! Tickets here: linktr.ee/tbodal?mc_ci...
The poster for the new show from The Book of Darkness and Light: Deepest Fears. A face saturated in red,  appearing more and more distorted, into a scream. Overlayed with the title: DEEPEST FEARS
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sad to see Daft Punk having to make ends meet like this.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Disco was discovered in 18th century Wales by Erthwynn Dann-Fyre.
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now it's the US ATC system's turn. This is more than system error, this smells like hacking. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6...
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New York's JFK, Boston and other US airports hit by delays after outage
An equipment malfunction in Philadelphia has put flights on pause at major airports across the northeastern US.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Working as a conductor on the ghost train was all tickety boo.
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bloody hell, not again. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cq... NATS - You need to sort your shit out.
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Flights in Scotland, Northern Ireland and northern England disrupted by air traffic control issue
National Air Traffic Services (Nats) says engineers are dealing with the issue at the Prestwick Centre, which handles air traffic control across Scotland and northern England.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
2016 v 2026
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some old ones for #batmanday
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@norollsbarred.bsky.social new idea for Monopoly But... Monopoly But It's All Internet Memes. Only because I remembered "Go To Horny Jail" 🤣
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Horny Jail Go To Horny Jail
ALT: Horny Jail Go To Horny Jail
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All timer
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 17/09/2026
new book
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
all hail new cat, please can new cat come live with me
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is exactly why we need the right to repair. Corporations will sell you the cheapest tat they can to get the best profit margin they can, and they know you'll have to replace it when it inevitably breaks. Just look at fast fashion.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Way too revealing
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can’t believe this is how I found out
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love how Sky have come up with the only kind of football analysis that has all the presenters turn their backs on the camera - quality design choice, lads.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
thought i'd found a gift for my mum but the order was cancelled so i browsed etsy for a bit while waiting for work stuff to be confirmed. can't lie i got rapidly distracted by all the weird shit www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
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Cheeky Cheeks Planter - Etsy UK
This Indoor Planters item by RezzPrints has 139 favourites from Etsy shoppers. Dispatched from United Kingdom. Listed on 11 Sept, 2026
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 13/09/2026
Vergoofin der flicke støøbin mit børk-børk
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Swedish Chef Muppets Kitchen Chaos
ALT: Swedish Chef Muppets Kitchen Chaos
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If rich twats are donating millions to the party you're planning to vote for, then that party is most definitely not on your side.
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Ben Potter @confuseddude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In addition to my “man riding horse” costume for tomorrow’s race, I’ll also be wearing this very fetching WWF running shirt adorned with the names of some incredibly generous folks! Now to see how easily permanent marker comes off skin... It’ll be fine. 1 DAY REMAINS: benpottervo.com/run
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
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Futurama Neutral President Quote
Alt: Futurama Neutral President Quote saying "I have no strong feelings one way or the other"
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The first rule of Freudian Slip Club is you DO NOT talk about Freudian Tit Rub.
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 11/09/2026
I don't know what he wants and neither does he
A slightly blurry photo of a ridiculous tuxedo cat standing up against my leg to... Complain? 
Request? I don't know!!
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dick ridge. Unbelievable girth.
Large homegrown cuke
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Ben Potter @confuseddude.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Completed the Great North 5K this evening in anticipation of Sunday’s Great North Run! Another medal for the collection... Still time to donate! benpottervo.com/run
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Random Tuesday: It's About Me And I Don't Like It
ALT: Random Tuesday: It's About Me And I Don't Like It
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oasis
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Alan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know'
ALT: Alan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know'
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Whoever designed this makeup was trying to show men how easy it is to find it.
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
After it’s been used, the building shrinks and enters a refractory period before it can be used again
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’ve put some new stuff in the Redbubble shop, just in time for the sale! There’s a whopping 30% off selected shirts and 10% off stickers! www.redbubble.com/people/docha...
Graphic line illustration of a human butt farting in a robots face. Text: I SUPPORT THE HUMAN ARTS. GEN AI CAN EAT MY FARTS. Illustration of a capybara wearing a sombrero and playing a mariachi guitar. Text reads Capybariachi Grid of four of my musical bee pun designs:
Bee Sharp
Bee Flat
Bee minor 
Bee majorDoodle of an orange cat with their mouth open as if to bellow something. Caption: Have you considered screaming about it?
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Snort.
Photo/meme from Space In A Nutshell.

[cross-section picture of the planet Uranus]

Caption: Uranus is warmer inside than we thought.
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why has BBC News become a Reform propaganda channel? Why do they never give other parties this level of attention?
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐶 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/09/02/boof
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
21.30 THE BIN BAG THEORY
Rubbish comedy.
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DJ Chizzles @djchizzles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old
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Man Says 'Ok Let's Ride'
ALT: Man Says 'Ok Let's Ride'
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gen AI can eat my farts. #art #NoAI
Graphic line illustration of a human butt farting in a robots face. Text: I SUPPORT THE HUMAN ARTS. GEN AI CAN EAT MY FARTS.
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