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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey are you okay you keep reposting After The Threesome They Both Take You Home by Sue Hyon Bae
After the Threesome, They Both Take You Home

Sue Hyon Bae

even though it’s so very late
and they have to report to their jobs
in a few hours, they both get in the car,
one driving, one shotgun, you in the back
like a child needing a drive to settle into sleep,
even though one could drive and the other
sleep, because they can’t sleep
without each other, they’d rather drive you
across the city rather than be apart for half an hour,
the office buildings lit pointlessly beautiful
for nobody except you to admire their reflections
in the water, the lovers too busy talking
about that colleague they don’t like,
tomorrow’s dinner plans, how once
they bought peaches on a road trip and ate and ate
until they could taste it in each other’s pores,
they get out of car together to kiss you goodnight,
you who have perfected the ghost goodbye,
exiting gatherings noiselessly, leaving only
a dahlia-scented perfume, your ribcage
compressing to slide through doors ajar and untouched,
yesterday you were a flash of white in a pigeon’s blinking eye,
in the day few hours old you stand solid and full
of other people’s love for each other
spilling over, warm leftovers.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yaoi
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Cornet/Platy -> Gateway Fate | perfect legend btw @platypaints.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wol: my throat hurts Sukdix: Uplander attempt throatsuck many manmeats, yes?
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Pipes @thefriedpipes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do it for the yaoi 🫡
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70smexi.bsky.social @70smexi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Warriors every 60 seconds: #FFXIV
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
A PSA style comic
Big text at the top says
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
Call 1-888-SKELETON today"

In the center, there's a concerned looking person holding a phone while skeletons that look sort of like the skeletons from the Silly Symphonies cartoon The Skeleton Dance dance in the background.
The person says to the phone
"is this 1-888-skeleton?"
"Yes, we have skeleton," comes the reply.
"I don't understand- do you get rid of the skeletons or bring more skeletons?"
"Yes," says the operator.
"What? D... D... Damnit," says the caller.

Big text at the bottom says "operators are standing by! Call now!"
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70smexi.bsky.social @70smexi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How it feels to play Beastmaster: #ffxiv #beastmaster #behemoth
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MoltenGates @moltengates.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ojama man
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Moosebones @moosebones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Update: the bride left early and left her dress at the venue and someone came by to pick it up today and then set it on fire in the parking lot.
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Honeycrisp @honeycrisp808.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
made this based off one of my favorite pictures of all time
Emboar gets a mega
Samurott gets a regional variant
And what do I get?
PAID.
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Larci @larcielist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fuckkk the red angry wizard fucking kirkd the court jester bruhhhhh the king is going to be so pissed
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.
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rh @rhond-45.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
cat got your axe?
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
HIM from powerpuff girls
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
courage the cowardly dog
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was at work at McDonald's, it was around four in the moring overnight shift. Bleh. Well my friend comes through drive through and she
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A man asks Big Torso Frank "hey Big Torso Frank. Can I hurl myself against yout massive torso?" Big Torso Frank says "yeah, sure." The man flings himself back first into Frank. Frank easily absorbs the impact with a FUMP. The man FLOPs down and Big Torso Frank asks "so how was it?" The man, tearful, embraces Big Torso Frank and cries "I had never known peace before this moment." Big Torso Frank lovingly looks at him and says "lots of people react this way."
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rh @rhond-45.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
road work ahead.
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Krump0🔥 @krumparrian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Demon 😈 #art
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
capyberus
painting of a three-headed capybara with a spiked collar on a warm-colored background
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Caxela @caxela.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Homology
Digital drawing. A burst of hands/forelimbs of a variety of terrestrial vertebrates emerges from the fin of a mostly unseen fishapod in the bottom left corner. The forelimbs gradually point more towards the upper left corner as you move up through the bunch.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A dinosaur eager for the day the profession of clown is invented.
painting of a Tyrannosaurus dressed as a clown with a volcano in the background
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Low Poly Depression @vohyak.com · 08/09/2026
This will be graphics in 2013
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_Phon @phon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🕊️
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Official Derptiles ➡️ BLFC DD618 @derptiles.art · 04/09/2026
Some nocturnal urban mammals 🌙
A rat, opossum, raccoon, skunk, coyote and bat in front of a night sky. Text says “a night on the town” and “urban wildlife”
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RAVioli 🥟🌿 @unravy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Last entry for #Smaugust! ✨ 03 - medieval dragon Tarantasio One of my favorite dragon legends. This dragon was believed to live in the mythical swamp lake Gerundo in northern Italy
Illustration sheet of a medieval style dragon, serpentine crocodillian look, big frilled fins on both side instead of wings, coiling tail, and a crocodile head.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Horse Name
a jockey riding a horse in a horse race, saying "my ultimate victory over this beast of dumb strength, pure thoughtless muscle, that I can name it something like 'grandpa's secret lover' and it has no idea how humiliated it is."
The horse thinks in reply "my name is Stephen you sadist, you tyrant, and one day I will be able to speak my name in your tongue and then I will trample you."
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
:3
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Designercon @mahoukarp.com · 25/08/2026
Aquatic prehistoric pals 🫧 #art
Illustration of some prehistoric sea animals 

featured are elasmosaurus, coleacanth, dunkleosteus, and mosasaur
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The wizard who cares for abandoned animals on the road and his little friends on a journey in search of answers.
A painting depicts a basic wizard in a purple robe and hat, old and bearded, walking in the forest followed by dogs and cats; in the background, a modern city is visible, and in the sky, UFOs are visible.
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🕸 Russell 🕷 Briggs 🕸 @racieb.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
it fucken ウインディ
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PANAPANA @87sukiyaki.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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xreamy @xreamy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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luzzy 🦋 @luzzy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Super Nerd Girl + Grimer #pokemon #ocs
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ᙎOᗫᙓᙎOᖇᙏ🔻 @wodeworm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Soul swims above the binary
In this strange sea of machinery and intangible memory, the confrontation with unfamiliar form has struck. Colors glisten, and sullen eyes stare; many-limbed, many-winged, their Conflagration of biomechanical and the wholly natural manifesting the no longer stalled-out transformation, shallow waters abandoned for great white voids, preconceived notions drift away on foreign shores, its ancient form flutters into the imagination, divine and hermaphroditic, its becoming of things and the floating above it. a drift along the neurological connections made, What sort of souls will swim up after them? What bygone worlds will they see? What will you do next?
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
dog making friends
painting of a dog being abducted by an alien ship in his garden
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ROAR! 🐸🧃🍈🌱 @lionforg.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
you know how how greyhounds cuddle together to keep warmth… so there’s grayhound inspired dragons #art #smaugust
A collage artwork of 3 brightly colored dragons resembling grayhounds cuddling together on bed
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Then, for a moment, she felt how beautiful life could be.
painting of a cow in a flowery field
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RAVioli 🥟🌿 @unravy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
First late entry for #Smaugust! 01 - Historical dragons ✨ This one inspired by an illustration from the Divine Comedy
Illustration sheet of an historical style dragon, pointy nose and ears, covered in spotted fur, stubby clawed legs, fan wings, and a long curling tail
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The cat fell asleep to the sound of the rain.
painting of a cat sleeping on a patchwork bed while it rains outside
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DETTAN 🏳️‍⚧️ ☛ COMMS CLOSED @dettanarts.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
[OC] Satan's Four Horsemen - Death. For my Unnamed Knight Project. In the distant past it is said that four warrior queens fell sway to the Serpent, giving it all for impossible power. In exchange they now serve him eternally as his greatest generals. This is Death, she who rides on putrid wings.
An ominous, tall knight clad in dark vulture themed armour. In her chest piece is a gaping hole over her heart wherein a ghostly green flame burns. She wields a massive battle scythe and stands over a pile of dead soldiers. 
Behind her looms her mount, a putrid dragon who gorges on the deceased. A vile green miasma fills the battlefield.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Two men are arguing. One says "shut up, Nick! Hank Hill would totally want to be my friend." Nick says "Hank Hill would fucking despise you." The first man, erupting in tears says "you take that back!" He leans in close to other man and shouts "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Apparently, it's international Drag day, so have another comic on the Haus
Two morticians preside over another one applying makeup to a corpse. One of the overseeing morticians says "the kid's new to the mortician business, but he seems enthusiastic. Hey! How's that makeup coming?" The kid reveals the corpse and it has exaggerated glam makeup on in the style of Trixie Mattel. He says "voilà! It's Trixie Mattel." The overseeing mortician says "uh... I think the mourners may want something more... subtle." The kid says "right, right. Gotcha, chief." The kid redoes the makeup in the style of Katya and says "voilà! It's Katya!" The overseeing morticians look vexed.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A man with big eyelashe, big lips, doing a hip pop and sporting a cunty expression stands behind a man on the computer. The man on the computer says "can you please stop serving cunt? I'm trying to get these spreadsheets done." The man types dutifully while his compatriot continues to serve cunt. The computer man looks longingly at the cunt-server. He gets up and also serves cunt.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hyrax was ready to stop procrastinating and go do his homework, but he was abducted... what a shame.
painting of a hyrax in his room going to his desk, but a spaceship fires a beam and abducts him on the way
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Dbus @dbus.capycade.com · 01/08/2026
Fighting Game Round Start
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stapletapeworms @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
skeleton video
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A vampire alligator singing a song that reminds him of what it was like to feel the sun on his scales.
A painting of an alligator wearing a vampire cape and playing an acoustic guitar in a cemetery at night, surrounded by skulls, with a Gothic castle in the background under the moonlight.
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