woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This will be my last specifically asking for help post but I'm just barely short on rent. If a few people could help me out it would mean a lot. Happy to make art for you or a lego guy or whatever. www.paypal.me/junjfwilkinson venmo.com/code?user_id... cash.app/$JunFrancine 002
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026No Theme For Old Figs Gruesome scene on the outskirts of Glowing Skeleton today, as Glowing Disreputable Cattle Rancher was found with his head 'blown smoove off'. Citizens are advised to be on alert for a strange puppy asking about coin tosses and drinking cold glasses of milk. 0195
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hello to my new friends and followers. Aside from lego posting you might see me: complaining about magic the gathering; being a player and/or baller; and dirt . If you want to support me with $ as it is kind of hell world for for a disabled transfem, DM me or use this: www.paypal.me/junjfwilkinsonpaypal.mePay Jun Wilkinson using PayPal.MeGo to paypal.me/junjfwilkinson and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries. 000
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wish my lego creations made me any $ because then I would feel a little bit better about the general nature of my life right now 030
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026we brought the trans-neon orange chainsaws in the club 070
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026'we interviewed the ai actress' you didn't. you can't interview something that isn't a person. you might as well say you interviewed world of warcraft 060
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i hate the new york times. get that shit outta here 022
Reposted by woke dilbertWindows NT 4.0 @winnt4fan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#touhou #東方Project #fumo #fumofumo 1812240
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026just got my first 3-0 in magic at the reality fracture prerelease 260
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026After decades of being foiled by the Alpha Team, Ogel has gotten more eccentric in his base design. This massive cross structure sits in the middle of the Legorado Desert, surrounded by laser barbed wire and guarded by only his most trusted Commanders. 040
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Assassination Of Rock Raider Jet By The Coward Red Masseuse Horrible scene in downtown Glowing Skeleton Town as an out-of-theme assassin causes returning Glowing Rock Raider Jet's head 'to just do that.' In unrelated news, Glowing Power Miner stocks hit all-time highs. 0314
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I think i would be a great baseball umpire because you dont have to know anything other than how to start yelling at people for no reason 040
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026ah yeah a guy named tommy tuberville is gonna fearmonger. man you're literally potato town. keep yourself safe 030
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's unfair that bisexual day is on my birthday. that's not even my sexuality 120
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it is my birthday today if anyone would like to give me earthly delights 020
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026my rendition of Gérard DuBois' Moby Dick. 04513
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026'Nesting partner' oh yeah? Well I'm -googles animals that eat nests- snake 000
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026In Glowing Skeleton Town, when your Fabuland clock tile stops working, there's only one real choice for repairs: the Glowing Skeleton Gear Farmer! He grows all his own organic gears and widgets without pesticides. 1142
Reposted by woke dilbert生田目和剛(Nabatame Kazutaka) @nabatamekazutaka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Yakisoba Bread & Lemon Milk" (2020) 0821157
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"I Want to Love You Till Your Dying Day" is just like call of duty blops 010
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026stapletapeworms.carrd.co made a carrd if you'd like to follow me on other webbed sitesstapletapeworms.carrd.costapletapewormsmy socials 000
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026-chobits if they had nfts- chii: all of hideki's apes...gone 000
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026can't take hrt. no hoes. job has no hours. haven't gotten paid. no food stamps. and i'm buns at the game 000
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026they be playing clash of clams on the shell phone in bikini bottom 020
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Post CONTESTANT: I'll take "Spongebob Big Guy Apps OK" for 400. TREBEK: 'what do they be playing on they shell phones in Bikini Bottom?' -no one buzzes. Sad Jeopardy noise- TREBEK: We were looking for, 'what is Clash of Clams?' 041
Reposted by woke dilbertKris 🐾💜✨ @krisispiss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Happy Birthday Undertale 161015461
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I have a job but it is extremely minimal hours, and it would really help me a lot if I had more supporters. If not on Patreon, direct support always helps immensely. Feel free to DM me for art/design projects. www.patreon.com/c/stapletape...patreon.comStapleTapeworms — creating weird and cool picturesGet more from StapleTapeworms on Patreon. creating weird and cool pictures. Support StapleTapeworms and get exclusive access to their work. 000
Reposted by woke dilbertJoce^^;🍥 @joceua.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Thinking about the way they say “waddle doo” in kirbys avalanche 411856745
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I think in steampunk universes they invent Geek bars way earlier than ours 020
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 12/09/2026aint james tallarico the guy who lied about all the video games anyway 021
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Guy whose special interest is rasta call that Jahtism 030
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the ps5 will be the first console with negative games. sony will lose so much goodwill that companies will retroactively delist their titles from the ps4 000
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 10/09/2026just found out bluesky likes aren't private. oh well. fuck it. who cares anymore 020
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Fetterman is what happens when a poorly made Fallout 3 Super Mutant Companion Mod from Nexus Mods somehow becomes a real boy 020
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 09/09/2026why am i getting angry at this anyway. why am i watching someone watch a jubilee video or whatever this is. i think i'm gonna close the tabs 010
woke dilbert @stapletapeworms.bsky.social · 09/09/2026for a while i didn't care that much that goth as a subculture now was completely subsumed by just 'girls who wear black and have big boobs' but now i'm like. this is my sherman's march or something. idk. i hate that one 'goth girl' who's just on everything now. this one 020