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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel

@djbarc.bsky.social
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Multiple-time comedy writing competition entrant with 4 TV writing credits (Treason Show) I also have a boring day job but my granny always told me "Bio for the job you want, not the job you have". He/Him

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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 15h
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 15h
Why deliberately misinterpret, overthink and fixate on an irrelevance? I can think.
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 16h
I would guess it relates to the fact the Greens aren't currently in the pockets of Billionaires, Russia, USA, Israel or any other powerful influence.
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Howlingatthe Moon @oog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh look, it's Fedward
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 23h
How did you quantify the effort he did he put in to claim he should have put a great deal more of it?
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 23h
When someone on the left says they can't stomach Labour and can't vote for them it's seen as a big problem with THAT voter and they shouldn't be such a childish nasty little shit, When someone says they can't stomach a leftwing party and shan't be voting for them it's the PARTY that needs to change.
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cacklin
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Jamie Bryson
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It reads like a sarcastic "wronged man" demonstration where he's diminishing what he did to "having thoughts".
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Questions answered by tshirt
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John Lubbock @jwsal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They’re calling Kemi Badenoch the Iron Dome Lady.
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If only Zack had listened to a fucking pigeon with 300 followers.
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*WAVES FRANTICALLY FROM NORTHERN IRELAND *
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They needed something to hammer him as hypnotist tits & changing last line of a song wasn't cutting it. His party handed it to them
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Claire Mullaly @clairemullaly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everything in this article was incubated in N. Ireland. Racist 'vigilantes', 'street patrols', racist HMO 'protests', the co-option of 'doing God’s work' language, flags as territorial markers and the demanding of 'identity documents' by far right - even as police look on. Impunity = contagion.
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‘Bully in every way’: domestic abuse survivors say ex-partners behind far-right UK street patrols
Seven women share their stories to make people aware of patterns of violence behind anti-immigration street patrol movement
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'd be more interested to hear about the Space Class vessel heading towards the person on the left
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Rob Baron @rob-baron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have heard rumours that Richard Tice heads a company called Britain Means Business, that has no employees and sells no products but takes in very large donations from foreign based people and forwards them to Reform UK Ltd. I can't believe this is true, but if it is it should bring down Reform.
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Scouting for posts from 5 months ago to misrepresent people, Calum? Are you OK mate?
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is how we should see these magnificant animals, not hauled up on a boat or in fillets on a slab. We should no more catch or kill this rare and stunning megafauna than we should trap or kill tigers or whales. Here are some more of Rupert’s photos from yesterday, with his kind permission.
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus, smoking a cigar, swigging on a Budweiser, looks-maxxed in a custom suit, pissing against a wall shouting "HOOOWAAAHHHHHH" surrounded by 6 topless women as he shoots an assault rifle into the air.
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*TOP TIP* If you're arrested holding an "I SUPPORT PA" sign, just tell the officers that it means 'Patriotic Alliance' and that you're actually a racist cunt and not someone opposing genocide. That way they'll send you on your way with a smile, rather than charging you as a terrorist.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She represents Sinn Fein
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pleeeeease? Pretty please? Just one last go, then we'll never ask again. Go on. Go.
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Amazing.
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"l crave drawings of naked school children and if that upsets you you're virtue signalling" declares creep.
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John Berry he/him @thejohnberry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So-called 'pro-life' is an absolute lie from beginning to end.
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a lot riding on it
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Manosphere Vs Man eats fear
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit.
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's the charge?
Photo of a flower bed with a sign reading "Succulent Bed"
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely nothing to identify these cunts as ICE but regardless, this is the inevitable result of bigotry across the board - men abusing women with impunity. Whether immigration or rapists SAing women & girls to prove their gender - bigotry handing over victims on a plate. "Legitimate Concerns"
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My son's play is on in Salford next week. If any NW people fancy it, there are still some tickets left. There's a link in the reply to my TikTok. Thank you. X vm.tiktok.com/ZN8hboRvP/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 02/10/2026
This Wednesday, Elon Musk called for the death sentence for transgender youth care providers. It was in reply to a post calling for full criminalization of all gender-affirming surgery. Musk is becoming even more radicalized in targeting trans people. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Elon Musk Calls For “Death Sentence” for GAC Providers
Musk’s posts are not just inflammatory rhetoric. They have real-life consequences.
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Cal Horton (they/them) @fiercemum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New blog: Leaving the UK with a heavy heart. growinguptransgender.com/2026/10/02/l...
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Leaving the UK with a heavy heart
Today, as a family, we have booked our flights and our one-way ticket out of the UK. This has not felt like a choice. This feels like fleeing to protect ourselves. For the past 7 years we have look…
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's not what they want to happen though. They want to stop tenants being ripped off. Nobody is being forced to sell anything, but if a landlord feels that they are being victimised because they can't exploit tenants & decide to sell them that's their choice. That's not abolishment.
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Graham Linehan @Glinner
Asked @grok what the world would look like under my stewardship.
[generated image of a sea of white women with blonde hair and blue hair]zendaya, slouched in a chair, wearing a jumper and sunglasses with a resigned expression.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t stop laughing
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've just killed Ross Kemp in plain sight. Soz, yo.
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel every bit of this
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Michaelango: Hello sir, I have an idea for a great painting and I would like you to paint it for me. I'll tell you exactly how I want it! *years later* Painter, looking up: There you go. What do you think? Michaelangelo: FUCK, I'm good!!.......... Do you happen to know any good sculptors?
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Frances Ryan @francesryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Disability doesn’t care how old you are. Specialist food is no cheaper if you’re 19. Employers don’t lose their prejudice if you’re 21. This is blatant intergenerational inequality from Labour. Younger disabled people of all severities deserve better. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Key disability benefit for young people may be axed under major welfare changes
Exclusive: Plan under discussion involves intensive support to help young people into employment
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The UK isn't majority Christian. Hasn't been for quite a while. Countries shouldn't ever be based on or built around faith systems. It's stupid.
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chris Dixon posted this on LI and I had to share it here. It’s just too good, the @jonronson.bsky.social twist is superb…
The image shows a film poster “The men who stare at Boats” featuring, Nigel Farage, Tommy Robinson, Danny Tommo, Ruper Lowe and Angry Balaclava man.
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck up
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Michaelango: Hello sir, I have an idea for a great painting and I would like you to paint it for me. I'll tell you exactly how I want it! *years later* Painter, looking up: There you go. What do you think? Michaelangelo: FUCK, I'm good!!.......... Do you happen to know any good sculptors?
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