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@dizwire.bsky.social
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Vicarious traveler into art, photography, animation, gardening, tiki, cannabis, music, theme parks, tech, & randomness. Seeker of truth, justice, creativity, humor, and comma separated values. he/him

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 10h
Cohen with another truth bomb 🧵 —- I have said “fuck that person” after learning their ethics, despite thoroughly enjoying literary works by JK Rowling and Orson Scott Card. Liberating!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11h
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 11h
Finally chopped down the 39 week old Nigerian Space Program 🌱, 9 weeks into her second flower cycle. Some burnt tips on leaves but the flowers all look good and smell like lush herbaceous orange hanging to dry. Got some Genius juice x Cinderella 99 on deck to flower once i’m done drying.
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Nathan @broncotruck.dissky.com · 13h
The more I think about it, the more I wonder if this was intentionally done. Embarrass yourself to protect dear leader from the press reporting on his crimes
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would have died several dozen times trying to do this holy crap. youtu.be/PGLmy40Dixc?...
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GoPro: Asa Vermettes Whistler winning run | '26 UCI DH MTB World Series
YouTube video by GoPro Bike
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Only half way through the 2part George Carlin docu on HBO, “George Carlin’s American Dream” and it’s an incredible and honest look at personal growth, american history, artistic exploration, family implosion/rebirth, and the evolution of comedy. Amazing there’s still so much more to go.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every bit of this 👇
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Jesus KAHD Castillo @penguinrunaway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This could be us, but you won't save me with music.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go ahead and name a better banger song about Jephthah the Gileadite being sacrificed when her father returned victorious, I’ll wait youtu.be/-q6qU5RFG14?... #djDizwire
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The Residents - Burn, Baby Burn (LYRICS ON SCREEN) 📺
YouTube video by enc0m511
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s Sunset on the Kona Kai o’clock, do you know where your children are? youtu.be/yc7rAiO2ta4?...
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Sunset on the Kona Kai
YouTube video by The Tikiyaki Orchestra - Topic
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had to regress in my cocktail palette a good 30 years tonight and have a nice 19th century sweet gin martini . It’s been holding steady at 69° all afternoon and Minnesota is so wonderful and placid this time of year I don’t want it to end.
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The last thing I see before I am eaten with a spoon
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love minneapolis lol this is amazing and I fully agree the film is not very good
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Important question: has C-3PO ever walked down stairs? When? He doesn’t get stuck at the top like cows?
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good evening from Minneapolis
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TIL that ziggy stardust lyric is leper messiah and not leather messiah (I intuited as rockstar w leather pants etc) So like ziggy stardust is a leper wtf?
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ready to shift into the low slow phase 2 braise too.
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I did not have “the guys who released Tainted Love in the early 80’s drop a banger new dark synth pop album in 2026” on my bingo card. Fun fact: Tainted Love set a world record when it held on the Billboard top 100 for 43 weeks in 1982. music.apple.com/us/album/wha... #djDizwire
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What Is Your Morality by Soft Cell on Apple Music
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have the meats. Birria for tonight’s taco feast has been rolling on smoker since 7am. Yes, that’s a couple slabs of carnitas pork on the lower rack too. Thats for later.
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Comic Book Yeti @comicbookyeti.com · 21/09/2026
Just gonna leave this here for…reasons.
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
we will also need an additional all of the water in the country for AI assisted teams meetings
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The Dude Abides @thedudeabidesman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What happens when AI tells you something wrong or immoral. Does it matter? These boobs are making the world dumber. Once AI is gone people are going to have to relearn how to be humans.
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Cyan Worlds @cyan.com · 25/09/2026
33 years ago today, the Stranger stepped onto the dock of Myst Island for the first time. We can still hear the water splashing against the pilings.
The dock of Myst Island from the original version of the game. A wooden dock ends at a spiral staircase that leads up to giant gears on a hillside. A ship is sunk in the water on the right, and parts of buildings are visible on the left.
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blø it out your Aass #shoppingWithDizwire
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Was driving me nuts trying to remember which song by Lamb was in the trailer until I realized it was Sneaker Pimps. #tripHop youtu.be/Wuwfe3DRJzE?...
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Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Sneaker Pimps
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Legion Of Terra-Cotta Mouseketeers Found Beneath Disney World theonion.com/legion-of-terra-cotta-…
Legion Of Terra-Cotta Mouseketeers Found Beneath Disney World
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shout out to whomever has this sticker I saw on their car. Also to whomever put this other sticker up on a sign
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Our mnemonic for the Great Lakes used to be HOMES (Huron Ontario Michigan Erie Superior) Trump’s infantile renaming of Ontario means the new mnemonic is SHAME
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Dave Willner @dwillner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No one gets a PhD in "what if the people in charge of the Pentagon are chud idiots and they collapse the world economy because caring about strategy is Woke and Gay". But that is (self-evidently) a far more likely thing to happen, simply because it only requires stupidity to accomplish.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I assume anyone who points out how small the trans population is doesn’t know any trans people & I guess that’s what it takes to care? Because if you know even ONE trans person, like a person in your life, how can you think about that person and conclude it’s okay if they get thrown under the bus?
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pretty sure this Kind granola is 80% birdseed
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 yr old me… -would be in shock to see how much free weed I have now that I can legally home grow - would be glad I didn’t give up my socialist ideals despite cushy salary - would be bummed I don’t make art more but glad i still make music and protest - would still probably want to hang out with me
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sitting through a bug review call while Jira is down
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Beavis: I Can't See Anything
ALT: Beavis: I Can't See Anything
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This Nigerian Space Program plant 🌱 is 37 weeks old and counting. Just a week or two left til its second harvest after reveg. Didn’t catch the pH crash in res so the leaf tips were frying from 4.5 pH water 🙈. Flowers still seem fine (if small) but are plentiful and smell of orange crush soda
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For millennia, human creatives have taken the time to guide audiences on narrative journeys, for want of a better word. It's an interaction. Whereas an audience faced with AI feels like it's not worthy of the storyteller's attention; it has been fobbed off. Character empathy aside, viewers also...
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Michael “Mookie” Terracciano @mookiebean.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Riverbottom Nightmare Band will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
RIVERBOTTOM NIGHTMARE BAND from Emmett Otter’s Jugband Christmas
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Some evenings I just need to play music for 5 hrs straight with only brief breaks for bowls, beers, and freshly baked bread
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Topher 🏳️‍🌈 @disnerd89.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Minnesotans vote! This National Voter Registration Day, make sure to register at mnvotes.org, or help a friend get registered to vote.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every time a website or app cheerfully introduces me to my new virtual AI assistant I grab it and drown it facedown in a shallow creek.
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 15/09/2026
Fuck Parkinson’s
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here’s the current status of the Minnesotan tropical wonderland #dizwireFlowerAndGarden 🌱perhaps a month before I have to chop all the cannas down to dig up rhizomes for wintering in the basement again. Added one new canna this year and somehow it’s got both red and yellow flowers?!
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Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🌀 @dizwire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In case you wondered how much milk fits in my cappuccino? Less than this.
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