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Matthew Buttler 𓃶

@diversecauses.com
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Docsatz Haderach. Formerly @diversecauses on X. He/him. I write documentation for software and a newsletter at diversecauses.com. Still seeking thrill enhancement. Still seeking skill advancement.

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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 20h
I made OpenClaw spy on me so it could tell me what a good boy I am, like mommy and daddy never did.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 22h
The guy was also using $10 words to describe "looking at code" and "sending a slack message"
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 22h
"Well you've got... Linux. Like enterprise Linux. Palantir, Shopify ... 'dark side' companies, you know. Lots of people use Linux. Then there's Windows. EVERYONE uses Windows..."
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 10/10/2026
Last night at dinner with my kids at the pub, I overheard the LOUDEST charlatan try to "guide" someone about server infrastructure and AI and all that shit, and I could not believe the shit I heard come out of this guy's mouth.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 09/10/2026
Working in the office exponentially increases my chances of both freaking out the norms and scaring the hoes.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 09/10/2026
100% X will be the official app for state executions. It's the everything app!
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 08/10/2026
Sell it all and buy a small island somewhere 😆
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 08/10/2026
Adding it up, my memory, processor, and GPU are now retailing for more than my whole PC. FML.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 08/10/2026
Holy fuck.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 08/10/2026
A sick country, and not in the cool way.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 06/10/2026
The intrinsic link between "Greek" clubs and rape culture is inherent within the fraternities and sororities themselves, and they serve as a way to create an artificial power dynamic that misogyny just loves to exploit. Ban em all. "B-b-b-but my frat was academic!" You wanted to party. Fuck you.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 06/10/2026
Frats only showed up at my university in a bigger way in my 2005, and I've maintained an opinion since then: They should not exist, and any rights and privileges given to them by universities should be revoked and those involved sanctioned. Yes, all fraternities and sororities. Yes, yours.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 06/10/2026
...but I'm sorry to say that if you thought any result other than the Parti Quebecois forming government, you were fooling yourself. Quebec is eyeing Alberta very closely these days, and Quebec nationalism is alive and well. Ignore it at your peril.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 06/10/2026
Marco: We should probably do something about this plague, sir. Trump: Who fuckin' cares. It's Vlad's problem. Marco: Remember last time with Covid? Trump: With what? Marco: Covid, in 2020? Trump: Was it bad? Marco: Really bad, sir. Trump: Like how really bad? Marco: You should call Vlad.
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Trump says US ready to aid Russia with plague outbreak in Siberia
Russian authorities quarantine hospital, monitor 200 contacts after suspected pneumonic plague death in Siberia.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 06/10/2026
Oh yeah, my house got staged today. That's something interesting.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 06/10/2026
Another fuckin' annoying thing about Myotonic Dystrophy is that as I get tired, my left eye starts to drift, which, as someone who spends a lot of time doing fine detail work, or reading a book, or whatever... it super sucks.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 06/10/2026
Establishment Democrats seem to have this weird impotence kink.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026
inside you are two dumb bitches
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 03/10/2026
I kind of am afraid of the next generation of engineers who lack both the skill and common sense to prevent an agent from running amok in their OS. That, to me, is one of the major risks of AI.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 02/10/2026
Motherfuck the big five. It's just the big three.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 02/10/2026
Hey, I just admitted I used to work for Shopify on social media for maybe the first time ever. In case you were wondering, it sucked ass.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 02/10/2026
Guy I worked with at Shopify was _seventeen_ and straight out of high school, working directly on the core team. Sure, he was a good Ruby developer but he was still seventeen goddam years old.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 01/10/2026
...he said while firing up a vape while "Transmission" plays in the background
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 01/10/2026
Indie Album Title: "We Used To Get High and Listen to Joy Division"
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 30/09/2026
FLASH GITZ DREAMDAKKA
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 29/09/2026
Guy thought he was laying down some profound shit, too. I have yet to hear a more stretched rhyme than "damn" and "in"
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 29/09/2026
I don't think I'll ever forget the time I engineered a record for a band who, among MANY other descriptors said the sound they wanted was "Slowdive at party". They could have been a decent post rock psych instrumental outfit, but the guy with the Jack White replica guitar had to open his mouth.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 29/09/2026
Thank you! I'm currently painting a pink and yellow Killa Kan and it is amusing. It's nice to not look at a screen for a few hours. Instead, I'm just breathing in paint and glue fumes. 😆
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 29/09/2026
My long-term goal with my Warhammer hobby is to be able to post a squad up here and not get read for filth at my poor painting skills. My short-term goal with my Warhammer hobby is to have the mental fortitude to paint 2000 points of my pseudo-Barbie themed orks and 1500 points of Dark Angels.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 29/09/2026
After about 6 months, Tidal has been treating me pretty well for my usual listening. Though, it keeps serving me lots of albums I own and enjoy. Which is good. YouTube on the other hand keeps sending me good looking women spinning DJ sets of Deep Goth House. Which is good. I guess it's going well.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 28/09/2026
One of my favourite "hey let's soak it in reverb" songs of all time
youtu.be
One Blood - Be Thankful
YouTube video by PAKUZOW
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 28/09/2026
It's pretty awesome that by limiting press access to himself, Trump's power begins to slip. It is almost like if we all ignored him, he'd go away.
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons: Just Don't Look Song
Alt: The Simpsons: Just Don't Look Song
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 27/09/2026
I genuinely think that, as made evident by Drake's old "Spotify Takeover" campaign, there is a way around old anti-payola laws and that loophole should probably be carefully examined.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 27/09/2026
Never heard of it. Listened to 30 seconds of it. Pass.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 26/09/2026
"If you perturb us, do we not honk?"
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 24/09/2026
Kids these days don't associate the Pump Panel remix of New Order's "Confusion" with the 1998 Wesley Snipes classic film "Blade".
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 23/09/2026
I find Counting Crows very annoying.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 22/09/2026
There needs to be a sober discussion about the distinct and clear correlation between CF members and hate activity.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 21/09/2026
It makes perfect sense when you look at our history with Larry O'Brien followed by Jim Watson, and PSAC/Fed employees consistent whining about the municipal tax rate.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 21/09/2026
Maybe it's a movie, like that time he got spooked by Sicario. But this sounds like Baron was playing a video game in the situation room again.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 21/09/2026
Okay, what video game features a section where you can use a sniper rifle from the Arc de Triomphe?
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 20/09/2026
Hey, what the fuck is going on at Automatic?
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 20/09/2026
An old comic from married to the sea dot com.

A wood cut of a woman in a bonnet and apron behind two victrolas, their horns pointing in different directions. She looks like she's DJing.

The text reads, In short, suck a dick.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 20/09/2026
People think this is creepy, but this is basically what Warhammer is like.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 18/09/2026
WHY IS AN 80 YEAR OLD RUNNING FOR OFFICE??
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EROCY @erocy.world · 16/04/2026
*trent reznor voice* my whole existence is claude / you help me break things in prod
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