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Matthew Buttler 𓃶

@diversecauses.com
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Docsatz Haderach. Formerly @diversecauses on X. He/him. I write documentation for software and a newsletter at diversecauses.com. Still seeking thrill enhancement. Still seeking skill advancement.

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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 16h
I made OpenClaw spy on me so it could tell me what a good boy I am, like mommy and daddy never did.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 20h
Last night at dinner with my kids at the pub, I overheard the LOUDEST charlatan try to "guide" someone about server infrastructure and AI and all that shit, and I could not believe the shit I heard come out of this guy's mouth.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 09/10/2026
Working in the office exponentially increases my chances of both freaking out the norms and scaring the hoes.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 09/10/2026
100% X will be the official app for state executions. It's the everything app!
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 08/10/2026
A sick country, and not in the cool way.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 06/10/2026
Frats only showed up at my university in a bigger way in my 2005, and I've maintained an opinion since then: They should not exist, and any rights and privileges given to them by universities should be revoked and those involved sanctioned. Yes, all fraternities and sororities. Yes, yours.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 06/10/2026
...but I'm sorry to say that if you thought any result other than the Parti Quebecois forming government, you were fooling yourself. Quebec is eyeing Alberta very closely these days, and Quebec nationalism is alive and well. Ignore it at your peril.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 06/10/2026
Marco: We should probably do something about this plague, sir. Trump: Who fuckin' cares. It's Vlad's problem. Marco: Remember last time with Covid? Trump: With what? Marco: Covid, in 2020? Trump: Was it bad? Marco: Really bad, sir. Trump: Like how really bad? Marco: You should call Vlad.
aljazeera.com
Trump says US ready to aid Russia with plague outbreak in Siberia
Russian authorities quarantine hospital, monitor 200 contacts after suspected pneumonic plague death in Siberia.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 06/10/2026
Oh yeah, my house got staged today. That's something interesting.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 06/10/2026
Another fuckin' annoying thing about Myotonic Dystrophy is that as I get tired, my left eye starts to drift, which, as someone who spends a lot of time doing fine detail work, or reading a book, or whatever... it super sucks.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 06/10/2026
Establishment Democrats seem to have this weird impotence kink.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026
inside you are two dumb bitches
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 02/10/2026
Motherfuck the big five. It's just the big three.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 02/10/2026
Hey, I just admitted I used to work for Shopify on social media for maybe the first time ever. In case you were wondering, it sucked ass.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 02/10/2026
Guy I worked with at Shopify was _seventeen_ and straight out of high school, working directly on the core team. Sure, he was a good Ruby developer but he was still seventeen goddam years old.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 01/10/2026
Indie Album Title: "We Used To Get High and Listen to Joy Division"
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 29/09/2026
I don't think I'll ever forget the time I engineered a record for a band who, among MANY other descriptors said the sound they wanted was "Slowdive at party". They could have been a decent post rock psych instrumental outfit, but the guy with the Jack White replica guitar had to open his mouth.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 29/09/2026
My long-term goal with my Warhammer hobby is to be able to post a squad up here and not get read for filth at my poor painting skills. My short-term goal with my Warhammer hobby is to have the mental fortitude to paint 2000 points of my pseudo-Barbie themed orks and 1500 points of Dark Angels.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 29/09/2026
After about 6 months, Tidal has been treating me pretty well for my usual listening. Though, it keeps serving me lots of albums I own and enjoy. Which is good. YouTube on the other hand keeps sending me good looking women spinning DJ sets of Deep Goth House. Which is good. I guess it's going well.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 28/09/2026
One of my favourite "hey let's soak it in reverb" songs of all time
youtu.be
One Blood - Be Thankful
YouTube video by PAKUZOW
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 28/09/2026
It's pretty awesome that by limiting press access to himself, Trump's power begins to slip. It is almost like if we all ignored him, he'd go away.
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons: Just Don't Look Song
Alt: The Simpsons: Just Don't Look Song
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 27/09/2026
Never heard of it. Listened to 30 seconds of it. Pass.
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 24/09/2026
Kids these days don't associate the Pump Panel remix of New Order's "Confusion" with the 1998 Wesley Snipes classic film "Blade".
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 23/09/2026
I find Counting Crows very annoying.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 21/09/2026
Okay, what video game features a section where you can use a sniper rifle from the Arc de Triomphe?
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 20/09/2026
Hey, what the fuck is going on at Automatic?
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 20/09/2026
An old comic from married to the sea dot com.

A wood cut of a woman in a bonnet and apron behind two victrolas, their horns pointing in different directions. She looks like she's DJing.

The text reads, In short, suck a dick.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 20/09/2026
People think this is creepy, but this is basically what Warhammer is like.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 18/09/2026
WHY IS AN 80 YEAR OLD RUNNING FOR OFFICE??
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EROCY @erocy.world · 16/04/2026
*trent reznor voice* my whole existence is claude / you help me break things in prod
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 18/09/2026
Every so often, the meds I'm on will give me just enough that at 8:45 pm I feel like a Super Saiyan in terms of energy followed by the 11:00 pm crash mark where I turn into a smol bean who needs to go to bed.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 17/09/2026
I feel like most Canadians don't know about Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon, but it's an island off Newfoundland owned by France. It's been there the whole-ass time. France is literally a Southwestern neighbor to some Canadians.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 17/09/2026
Another day, another COMPLETELY UNHINGED feature request to the fine folks at Tidal. It's a good app, but it could be much better.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 16/09/2026
Let's talk about that chronic! Fuck, the gender neutral anthropomorphic version of myotonic dystrophy can, if they so choose to, suck my dick, but it still won't make my hand relax. He might be a libertarian jerk, but it meant a lot to me when Penn told me to hang in there. His friend had it bad.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 15/09/2026
Some guys, they think about Rome. Me? I think about Deleuze and Guattari. Those guys were wild.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
obsessed with this clip of Ken Jennings supporting class revolution on his original Jeopardy run lmao
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 15/09/2026
Looking back on it, I think it is totally whack that the manager of the Mariott I stayed at called me after I left a bad review due to the many issues I had with check in. She like called me up to yell at me to change the review.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 15/09/2026
Hey there's a new Joy Division box set coming out!
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 14/09/2026
Can you count, sucka?
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 14/09/2026
Andrew WK was right.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 14/09/2026
America, elect this doctor.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 14/09/2026
Everyone, may I please present to you former Conservative columnist and grim reaper of investigation, Ross Douthat. His installation officially exposes the full extent of the editorial chokehold the current administration has over information in the United States and around the world. Fuck.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 13/09/2026
"Why can't I slap the ass of the hot chick in the office break room and address her as 'toots' while I stare at her rack? Must be DEI."
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 13/09/2026
I am in yr docs, reading yr schema
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 13/09/2026
This guy's kink is getting in fights on Bluesky.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 12/09/2026
Man, I need to relax. Time to turn off podcasts and turn on Death Grips.
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