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Matthew Buttler 𓃶

@diversecauses.com
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Docsatz Haderach. Formerly @diversecauses on X. He/him. I write documentation for software and a newsletter at diversecauses.com. Still seeking thrill enhancement. Still seeking skill advancement.

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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 20/09/2026
An old comic from married to the sea dot com.

A wood cut of a woman in a bonnet and apron behind two victrolas, their horns pointing in different directions. She looks like she's DJing.

The text reads, In short, suck a dick.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 16/09/2026
Something something from my cold dead hands.
Back row: Croque Canelle, Cheerios au miel et au noix, granola fabrique au Canada, berry petit fruits par motts, Quaker chewy, format économique

Front row: full 3 pack of glorious sealtest 2% in its unopened bag. A pair of scissors. A Canadian milk jug.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 13/09/2026
Shut da fuq up.
Me, googling the phrase "I am in yr house", as I have an English Degree and a bad memory.

Time was you could do this and get a more or useful link to at least get part of the way there.

Instead, because of the poison ingested by the tech companies at large, Google has determined that I am trying to engage in a conversation with it's AI.

I ain't.

Like ever.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 12/09/2026
I don't come to play. I come to slay.
A crop of the Tidal "Now Playing" screen showing the cover art of Death Grips' 2013 album, Government Plates.

The license plate is white, with a The top of the license plate reads CA EXEMPT in red capital letters. The license plate reads DEATH.

I am apparently seven seconds into "You think he loves you for your money but I know why he really loves you it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat", which is a Bob Dylan line.

Some people prefer The Money Store.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 17/07/2026
Tidal, you're really killing it sometimes. I love being able to turn off anything flagged as AI. Now if you could only find a way to de-ambuigify artists, we'd be all set.
My Tidal settings.
Autoplay, explicit content are enabled. Allow AI content is disabled.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 14/07/2026
Noticeably absent are any names from True North or The Rebel.
One of those emoji mashups that has a faded out left facing thinking emoji in the background of a more solid right facing  thinking emoji.

What the author is conveying here is a sarcastic tone to their original post.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 09/07/2026
It would super suck if the Marlins sign this guy.
Ottawa's Minor League phenom AJ Wright (Number 7), lying on top of Ottawa Senators Jerseys emblazoned with Tkachuk and the number 7. 

If you don't know, Canadians have turned on Brady Tkachuk based on his closeness to Donald Trump, Kash Patel, and them.

He's also exhibited absolutely asshole behavior, capped off by him being traded to Florida to play with his brother.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 05/07/2026
What in the fuck is a Meechee?
Two replies from Bosty and Bart. 

Bosty, 43 seconds ago replies "Zendaya is Meechee"

Bart, 1 minute ago replies "Sounds good to Meechee"
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 08/06/2026
Are you really that fucking surprised?
This is a screenshot of the CBC News homepage.

Today's top report says that Facebook is paying people overseas to promote Alberta Separatism 


Social media is a phenomenal way to spread disinformation and propaganda y'all.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 07/06/2026
The smoking art critic alien who normally says "but is it art", in this case the impact font meme text says "but is it gay", in reference to this fantastic Smithposter's earlier post about a gay knife.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 27/05/2026
Every so often Micheal Rapaport shows up unexpectedly and is a giant asshole. In this case be was Natasha Lyonne's asshole landlord. Fuck Michael Rapoport.
Health and legal issues from the Wikipedia article about Natasha Lyonne.

During the early 2000s, Lyonne experienced legal problems and was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol, and for incidents involving threatening her neighbors. In 2005, she was evicted by her landlord, actor Michael Rapaport, following complaints by other tenants about her behavior.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 23/05/2026
How it started vs. How it's going, 2026 edition.
A panel of Otomo's "Akira"...

Kei is saying "Whoa!" And Kaneda is saying "Right on! Radical!"Another panels of Akira, this time it's a  really really fucked up and mutated Tetsuo. He's saying "Aaagh!!"
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 16/04/2026
Fuck the Racist Canadian Militarized Pederasts. Really. www.cbc.ca/news/indigen...
Kent Monkman's "The Scream" (2017)

In front of a home somewhere in rural Canada, Jesuit men and women wrench indigenous children off of the ground and into their arms as both the indigenous children and parents scream. A woman is featured at the center of the photo being held by the arms and hair as she lurches towards to take her toddler back from one of the Jesuits as he starts to walk away. Three indigenous children seen to escape in the background while the rest of the scene is sheer state violence perpetrated by the RCMP.

Fuck the Racist Canadian Militarized Pederasts.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 03/04/2026
Three gangster-ass looking space boys in front of their matching gold and black corvettes.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 01/04/2026
Why do Americans think they won Vietnam?
A CIA officer helps evacuees up a ladder onto an Air America Bell 204/205 helicopter at 22 Gia Long Street on 29 April 1975 (From Wikipedia)
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 30/03/2026
Happy Palm Sunday to all us heathens out here.
A still from the 1973 movie version with Carl Anderson pointing and shouting Jesus! But with dutch subtitles because thats on the Internet archive for freeeeee
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 17/03/2026
⛔ CHANGES REQUESTED
There's a lot of text here because axios, but I've circled:

We'd already been recalibrating our breaking news team to make different coverage decisions to emphasize more of what's important and less of what isnt.
And we responded quickly to new opportunities by posting jobs for more Local reporters in D.C., while launching the Axios Colorado Springs newsletter, hiring in Arizona, Colorado, Ohio and Florida, and setting up for dramatic, sustainable growth in Local.

Then the fucker has the AUDACITY to begin a bullet list with a sentence stating with and, which is not only superfluous and can be removed, but it makes you sound desperate and amateurish.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 02/02/2026
(puts on Sickos shirt) Haha yes! YES!
A redacted git status where I have deleted four files and added three new files in the same directory.

I love this shit. Ripping shit out and refreshing it is so nice.


Lord, it's lovey dovey.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 27/01/2026
One of the pieces of evidence: His Phoenix was "FLAMING" omg so Queeny. What the fuck, people. Glee was super popular, and ol' JK found a lever to sell more books and earn them residuals from the movies. Now they're redoing them as a naked marketing ploy to capture millennial parents' money.
Screenshot of the LA Times website,  an article from October 23, 2007.

The headline reads:

"Seven clues that ‘Potter’s’ Dumbledore was gay" By Deborah Netburn

The visible body text is:

The Potter-verse was thrown for a loop when author J.K. Rowling announced she had always imagined one of the main characters in the “Harry Potter” series -- Albus Dumbledore -- to be gay.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 25/01/2026
I want abolition of the monarchy if only to stop these semi-pervy headlines about a fucking 10-year-old rich girl?
CBC News headline reads:
"Princess Charlotte showing more confidence I in public appearances"

"10-year-old princess, 3rd in line to the throne, has started letting go of her mother's hand"
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 22/01/2026
J6 ain't got nothing on us.
A montage of the war of 1812, featuring a heavily damaged Capitol, Brock issuing commands while wounded, the Cowardice of the USS Constitution before it fled from battle, Tecumseh being executed by American fascism, and absolute propaganda about Andrew fucking Jackson who is the 3rd worst President behind Trump, and GW Bush.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 17/01/2026
I bought this really stupid thing and I think you should know.
Oh gosh, so I was stoned one night and my friend sent me a link to this t-shirt that is navy blue. It features white capital letters reading "TELL THEM TO BRING OUT" above a graphic, below which is the text "THE WHOLE OCEAN" In light blue text.

The graphic between the text is DJ Khaled, poorly rendered with an ocean wave background. I  the foreground there is a cooked lobster and a shrimp on either side of the image. Khaled's body is behind the lobster, and his arm is extended below the shrimp as if to present it to the viewer.

TELL THEM TO BRING OUT THE WHOLE OCEAN
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 15/01/2026
Honestly, the link is worth it just for the ads. Sorry for the low res.
A 1996 ad for Microsoft Front Page and it is some wild shit.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 26/12/2025
Guy who had a very public affair tells people to loosen up. I would like to tell him to jump off a building with an AI designed parachute.
The guy who made out with his HR at the Vegas Coldplay concert says:



"Software development in 2026 require some to loosen up a little code doesn't have to be as perfectly crafted the way we did it pre-ai call it slop if you want, but if you're still demanding perfection on every pr while your competitors are shipping "slop" that works... you're fighting from a disadvantaged position shipping velocity matters more than perfection"

And he can go fuck himself.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 14/12/2025
The Simpsons meme where we see Ned Flanders' parents. Dad Flanders, looking exasperated, shouts "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas."
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 05/12/2025
If you're gonna be rude professionally on Bluesky, at least create a new account, and not one that started with a very unique name that is very easy to trace back to someone's LinkedIn.
A clearsky screenshot of today's main character who was foolish about registering with a very unique and odd name, then choosing to troll and be a BlueAnon weirdo.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 23/11/2025
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead When the skies of November turn gloomy
Singing pope meme
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 04/11/2025
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 10/10/2025
So anyway, This guy's bio says he's from Ontario, but unless I see government ID I'm pretty sure this guy's a phony resist outrage account. I mean, why would someone from Ontario yell at me for voting third party? Last I checked my "Third Party" usually wins my riding, keeping the Grits in check.
Replied to me:

One outlier does NOT make the entire premise wrong. But you know that. You sound like the kind of person that sits on his ass election day or votes 3rd party to ditch responsibility then bitches when things go tits up. You need to stay inside.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 23/09/2025
A looping of many goat emojis in the shape of an infinity symbol.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 29/08/2025
Eh, It's a lot of dicks, I guess.
Homer disappointedly looking at the size of his Fosters beer, which, while big, is not as impressive as he hoped. A bartender is there too, and he looks rather glum.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 28/08/2025
Happy Thursday.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 05/08/2025
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 18/07/2025
Pictures unrelated.
A power drillA pack of ZipBits with a variety of tips Two people on a boat. One is a bald man. The other is a drunk who totally didn't kill anyone.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 10/07/2025
Me: People are people and it's hard to divorce themselves from their empathy for such a horrible job. Also me: YO THE NAZIS HAD THIS PROBLEM TOO!
A clip from a Wikipedia article about Nazi gas vans.

In August 1941, SS chief Heinrich Himmler attended a demonstration of a mass-shooting of Jews in Minsk that was arranged by Arthur Nebe, after which he vomited. Regaining his composure, Himmler decided that alternative murder techniques should be found. He ordered Nebe to explore more "convenient" ways of killing, less stressful for the killers
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 02/07/2025
Full quote I referenced, Mario Savio, 1964
"There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can’t take part; you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop. And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!”
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 30/06/2025
There it is again.
A picture of the sunset along the Ottawa River. I am standing on the end of a dock.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 28/06/2025
Pete Hegseth is a man child who is unable to grow a beard and a giant racist.
The Army move to clamp down on shaving waivers follows Hegseth, who has protested shaving waivers, ordering a sweeping review of grooming standards across the services. He has claimed that standards have fallen in recent years and damaged the military.

"We kicked out good soldiers for having naked women tattooed on their arms," Hegseth said in a March statement criticizing what he characterized as bad policy decisions by past administrations. "And today we are relaxing the standards on shaving, dreadlocks, man buns, and straight-up obesity. Piece by piece, the standard had to go -- because of equity."
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 18/06/2025
Reminiscent of this classic.
The archived post of that time that guy went after Ian Coldwater only to find that Ian Coldwater wrote the thing that the guy said was the reason Ian was Incorrect.


It was quite a foolish day on Twitter.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 15/06/2025
6/14/2025
A screenshot of a CBS News broadcast of the crowd smiling and cheering in Washington DC for the Army's 250th anniversary. A cutaway picture in picture shows a feed of Los Angeles, where law enforcement is arming up to start another riot.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 02/06/2025
Call me crazy, but I wouldn't let anyone take a photo of any loose pharmaceuticals I may or may not have on me. I also wouldn't talk about ketamine making me piss myself. Maybe that's why I don't have millions of dollars. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...
Mr. Musk’s drug consumption went well beyond occasional use. He told people he was taking so much ketamine, a powerful anesthetic, that it was affecting his bladder, a known effect of chronic use. He took Ecstasy and psychedelic mushrooms. And he traveled with a daily medication box that held about 20 pills, including ones with the markings of the stimulant Adderall, according to a photo of the box and people who have seen it.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 26/05/2025
This is a Ford F150 with a light kit. Based on the black plastic casing at the bottom, they're likely running on Duracells. Based on the bag being there but untouched, it is also likely a rental as well.
Ok, different guy, this time he is in front of an f150 with light kit in the bed which is open. Behind him is an NBAxLV bag that, honestly, is a choice.

The trucks orange lights are on giving the look of the lights being an integrated accessory that is powered by the car battery, but it looks like there's a black battery case underneath the lights. I could be wrong.

Anyway this guy is significantly heavier than  our grill guy, and looks like a Temu Bubba Sparxxx but he has a clean face. He's wearing a ballcap and a blue plaid shirt.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 26/05/2025
You actually don't see them driving, meaning they probably rented the cars but didn't have the money get the insurance to drive them. Even the truck! The only shot of driving in the video is lit so it's hard to see the car and driver. What's up with the monopoly money? That's not legal tender.
A screenshot of some white kid with a grill in a white t-shirt and black ski mask, but the fade is pulled open so his face is exposed.

His two hands hold some suspiciously colored money, which means it's Motion Picture Use money and not even the good kind used in Breaking Bad.

There is an arm in the frame because it's a crop of a screenshot of our white boy in grill, which also had a white woman inexplicably wearing a weird colored chain. Her arm has what appears to be an Apple Watch with a white plastic band 

She also has the CRAZIEST ring of what appears to be like marble on a copper band?

Wild.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 19/05/2025
"Gestapo says what."
A tweet from the Gestapo retweeting a tweet of, Tim Walz calling them the Gestapo, edited for clarity:

Eet eez absolutely s
Zickening to compare ICE Law envorcement agents to zee Gestapo!!!!

Attacks and demonization of ICE and our partdners ist ein no-no! Zee ice-ice officers are now facing a vierhundertdreizehn Prozent increase in assaults!!!

Zee message is clear: komm nicht in dieses Land! Zee Gestapo vill get you! Trumpland Zeig Heil!
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 19/05/2025
Never forget who they are and where they come from.
Danielle Smith's old Wildrose Campaign Bus, complete with rolling breast action.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 18/05/2025
G O V E R N M E N T B Y A E T H S T E I C
A bust of Helios, used on the cover of Macintosh Plus' "Floral Shoppe" album.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 18/05/2025
An old Soviet space program illustration showing a cosmonaut in a red suit with "CCCP" above! He face mask. He is smiling with his right hand shielding his eyes from something in the universal "I'm looking really hard" gesture. He is smiling. He floats above a Christian  church steeple for the orthodox church, a Catholic Church, and a mosque.

The caption reads "NO GOD"
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 13/04/2025
Watch out, Haskell, it's real. Dock In A Box is a major landmark for me when driving in that area of the province.
The (real) dock in a box shop, which is not as of today a blown out shell looted for its contents with wildlife wandering into it.
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 13/04/2025
A poster for Harrison Ford's Clear and Present Danger
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 18/03/2025
Scene from the Wire..the caption reads "WMD. GOT THAT WMD HERE."
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