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Dive Bar Philosopher

@divebar.bsky.social
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I follow the Sippians Unfollow the boring Heckle the rest Currently watching capitalism gun down democracy

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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There was no count down but it was very close to being on time. You could feel the explosions in your chest from all the way across the interstate where we were. Within 5 seconds there was nothing left but billowing dust. Not sure I have ever left an event so fast, less than a minute after, gone
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I went out and watched the Highway Patrol building get demolished in person this morning. That was really cool It was incredibly eerie when they shut down the interstate. You can hear the interstate for miles in either direction so for it to suddenly go quiet. Exceptionally strange sounding. Silent
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Obama's tan suit claims more victims. When will we put a stop to this madness? How hard can it be to stop one sentient suit?
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most of these assets are in the process of becoming obsolete. Like who is watching TNT? Hell, who is still watching TV? Outside of HBO and Paramount+, most of these are actively circling the drain. Very soon, there will be no viewers to influence.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My life, portrayed by a seagull www.reddit.com/r/interestin...
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From the interesting community on Reddit: A seagull is accidentally hit by a tennis ball during a game in Australia.
Explore this post and more from the interesting community
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I fear they are about to purge anyone not hyper loyal to Trump. When the coup happens, they need full military support so they are getting rid anyone they think might be trouble.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He likes gold, marble, granite (if outdoors), and naming things. Hitler thought of himself and an architect too
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I listened to an album on YouTube yesterday so that means today I get the time honored tradition of blocking hundreds of playlists which include tracks from the album. I have never listened to your random playlists. I will never listen to them. You have put thousands of these in my algo, stop.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At least we can hold the wetware accountable, sometimes, okay rarely, but we do get some accountability from the wetware. Mecha-Hitler came and went on the bird site. There is no one to hold accountable. You gonna blame the angry pixies that live in its hardware?
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love his music. Unfortunately he is one of the most insufferable people on the planet to see interviewed. I have the same emotion about Roger Waters. If only these two men would disappear from public life, it would help their legacies tremendously.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI art and music have this problem too. People learn to make art because it is fun to make art. Practice, study, improvement, all that is FUN for people. We have had drum machines for decades. People still learn to play the drums. We are still willing to pay money to watch someone play drums live.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We used to think you got more conservative as you aged. It turns out it isn't age that makes you more conservative, it is wealth. For conservatism to make sense, you need something to conserve. People once aged into wealth or at the very least financial stability. Not any more.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 29/09/2026
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social in this economy?!
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here are pictures of the tents from the ground. Those really are white tents you are seeing all over Gaza. They are everywhere. www.google.com/search?udm=2...
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Google Search
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every tiny white rectangle is a tent with a refuge family living in it. Innocent people lived in those buildings. Count them! I dare you! www.google.com/maps/place/%...
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Google Maps
Find local businesses, view maps and get driving directions in Google Maps.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How do you justify this? www.google.com/maps/place/%...
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Google Maps
Find local businesses, view maps and get driving directions in Google Maps.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Google Maps has updated their satellite images of Gaza. See it for yourself. Block after block, mile after mile, nothing left but rubble and tents, little white tents everywhere on the coast, thousands upon thousands of tents. Look! www.google.com/maps/place/%...
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Google Maps
Find local businesses, view maps and get driving directions in Google Maps.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
where does one find the time to be this neurotic?
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennials are experiencing the time honored experience of getting old and becoming out of touch. They aren't handling it well.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It has never come up in my algo but I have heard it out in public. They were playing it in Lowes the other day while I was looking for plumbing supplies.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No one wants to work any more because we are being judged by arbitrary nonsensical rules. Tell me how a beverage would negatively impact an employee's performance, please. Humans waste so much time and energy worrying about the most trivial nonsense.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“So many unfounded rumors have been circulating about me and my relationship to the monarchy, so I decided it was time to finally speak out.” — Princess Diana
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Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir
LONDON—In a damning memoir filled with explosive claims about her brutal treatment by the House of Windsor, Diana, the former Princess of Wales, has at long last given the public a firsthand account o...
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Caleb Hammer has become the Jerry Springer of finance
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is wild how much white trash we have in congress. Did he break into her double-wide and destroy her beanie baby collection?
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please don’t gamble if you’re dead. The gaming commission keeps giving us fines.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They thought Trump would be good for ratings. Even the loyal are becoming disillusioned.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If there is any position that could be replaced by AI, it is the CEO. They clearly have no idea what they are doing. Just throwing spaghetti at the wall while destroying their companies.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Someone wrote you a check for $100 MILLION+ right before you were sworn in...” @SenWarren grills new Trump fed chair pick Kevin Warsh. (His father in law is Ron Lauder, ‘World Jewish Congress’ president who wants to spend billions “countering anti-Israel narratives”)
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transylvan(ian) 🧛🏼 @illpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine being 40 points underwater on "people wanting you to stay alive"
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trans rights are an intentional distraction. They wish to speak about anything except the wide spread corruption, inflation, gas, or that stupid fucking war that we are clearly losing. Stop letting them distract you with policies that only benefit less that 1% of the pop. 1% won't get you elected
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I believe we should focus on policies that help the most Americans. Trans people make up less than 1% of the US population. Universal Healthcare would impact everyone, 100% of the population would have access. Which policy position will get us more votes?
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In the early 2000s, Hitachi made some of the best aperture-grille CRT monitors. Flat glass with super high resolution for the time. They were in the same class as the Sony Trinitron CRTs.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If they don't have race tracks, they will be racing on our streets and killing people. They need an appropriate place to do their hobby. Auto racing is over 100 years old. This isn't a new hobby. It isn't going away.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
... and then the arch will transform into a space robot with rockets!
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Twitter has decided the only way I can have my account back is to give them my phone number. I don't use the app on my phone. I don't think I was banned. It seems to be a security thing. I'm not giving my number to Elon. Fuck. No. I guess I am back here for good. It is for the best
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think I just had the best orange of my life. Just a regular old orange at the grocery store. They have those gigantic delicious white grapes again too. Today was good fruit day
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
good morning mr secretary, heres your daily report on your coworkers erections that you asked for, also we had to push back the iran strategy session to make time for your laser tag outing with podcasters
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lol
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Something about Trump getting elected broke my sense of reality. Electing a known pathological liar and con man to the highest office in the land just broke me. If that can openly happen, maybe some of these conspiracies aren't so crazy. "JFK did 911?" Fuck it, let's hear your pitch. Anyone relate?
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My only issue with the Illuminati conspiracy is the secrecy part. There very clearly is a cabal of very wealthy individuals running the world. They just aren't shy about it. They are screaming it from the rooftops.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Trump is a pedo and rapist. Democrats need not be perfect. STFU I am very capable of posting an AI generated photo as well. I choose not to. Aww did I touch a nerve with the bot? Aww Again, you and your little bot army can go fuck yourself. I don't give a fuck. I will not respond further.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
STFU, you're either a bot or voting for Trump. No one cares what you think.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We elected Donald Trump, a known pedo and rapist, as the President of the United States. GET REAL! Platner is golden. Stop acting like Democrats need to be a perfect specimen to run for office. Screw that! Give me more bartenders in Congress! They can't do worse than the old White men.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Burt Case reading Watch me whip, Nae Nae lyrics 😂😂 www.youtube.com/shorts/C5cEu...
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
As you get older the rest of that conversation becomes, "Well, she died. Her obituary was in the paper this morning."
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Me to ChatGPT: How do I convince China that billionaire bones are an aphrodisiac? How would one go about starting the billionaire bone Chinese traditional medicine black market? I'm asking for a friend.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It's wild to see this shift on the right after they spent my entire youth trying to stop teen pregnancies because it was Black women having those kids.
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