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Dive Bar Philosopher

@divebar.bsky.social
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I follow the Sippians Unfollow the boring Heckle the rest Currently watching capitalism gun down democracy

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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 4h
I listened to an album on YouTube yesterday so that means today I get the time honored tradition of blocking hundreds of playlists which include tracks from the album. I have never listened to your random playlists. I will never listen to them. You have put thousands of these in my algo, stop.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI art and music have this problem too. People learn to make art because it is fun to make art. Practice, study, improvement, all that is FUN for people. We have had drum machines for decades. People still learn to play the drums. We are still willing to pay money to watch someone play drums live.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We used to think you got more conservative as you aged. It turns out it isn't age that makes you more conservative, it is wealth. For conservatism to make sense, you need something to conserve. People once aged into wealth or at the very least financial stability. Not any more.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 29/09/2026
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social in this economy?!
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Google Maps has updated their satellite images of Gaza. See it for yourself. Block after block, mile after mile, nothing left but rubble and tents, little white tents everywhere on the coast, thousands upon thousands of tents. Look! www.google.com/maps/place/%...
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Google Maps
Find local businesses, view maps and get driving directions in Google Maps.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No one wants to work any more because we are being judged by arbitrary nonsensical rules. Tell me how a beverage would negatively impact an employee's performance, please. Humans waste so much time and energy worrying about the most trivial nonsense.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“So many unfounded rumors have been circulating about me and my relationship to the monarchy, so I decided it was time to finally speak out.” — Princess Diana
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Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir
LONDON—In a damning memoir filled with explosive claims about her brutal treatment by the House of Windsor, Diana, the former Princess of Wales, has at long last given the public a firsthand account o...
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Caleb Hammer has become the Jerry Springer of finance
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please don’t gamble if you’re dead. The gaming commission keeps giving us fines.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They thought Trump would be good for ratings. Even the loyal are becoming disillusioned.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If there is any position that could be replaced by AI, it is the CEO. They clearly have no idea what they are doing. Just throwing spaghetti at the wall while destroying their companies.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Someone wrote you a check for $100 MILLION+ right before you were sworn in...” @SenWarren grills new Trump fed chair pick Kevin Warsh. (His father in law is Ron Lauder, ‘World Jewish Congress’ president who wants to spend billions “countering anti-Israel narratives”)
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transylvan(ian) 🧛🏼 @illpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine being 40 points underwater on "people wanting you to stay alive"
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I believe we should focus on policies that help the most Americans. Trans people make up less than 1% of the US population. Universal Healthcare would impact everyone, 100% of the population would have access. Which policy position will get us more votes?
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
... and then the arch will transform into a space robot with rockets!
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Twitter has decided the only way I can have my account back is to give them my phone number. I don't use the app on my phone. I don't think I was banned. It seems to be a security thing. I'm not giving my number to Elon. Fuck. No. I guess I am back here for good. It is for the best
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think I just had the best orange of my life. Just a regular old orange at the grocery store. They have those gigantic delicious white grapes again too. Today was good fruit day
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
good morning mr secretary, heres your daily report on your coworkers erections that you asked for, also we had to push back the iran strategy session to make time for your laser tag outing with podcasters
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Burt Case reading Watch me whip, Nae Nae lyrics 😂😂 www.youtube.com/shorts/C5cEu...
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Bert Case Has Bars | Subscribe #Mississippi #jacksonms #jacksonmississippi #viral #funny
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Me to ChatGPT: How do I convince China that billionaire bones are an aphrodisiac? How would one go about starting the billionaire bone Chinese traditional medicine black market? I'm asking for a friend.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It feels like a good night to put on Dark Side of the Moon and roll one. Yeah, this is a good plan.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I watched a some videos about ex-Mormons. Unfortunately that convinced the YouTube Shorts algo that I need see every Christian ministry short on the platform I was forced to block thousands of Christian ministry channels to eventually fix it. It was weeks of blocking preachers
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Needs more cowbell www.youtube.com/shorts/S3HIL...
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Chad Smith vs John Bonham #drumeo #chadsmith #ledzeppelin
YouTube video by Drumeo
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Every time I go grocery shopping I spend days gorging myself on fruit. On one hand gluttony is bad, on the other it feels like personal growth that it is fruit instead of cookies and chips. Life is about compromise
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Things are looking up. I fixed my work truck yesterday. Diagnose, junkyard run, and install all in a day. Considering I am one of the world's worst mechanics, not bad It fixed a whole string of issues I was having but didn't realize were related. Turns out the serpentine belt tensioner is important
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I had such a terrible day yesterday that I am still a bit in shock. I have two work vehicles. They both broke down. Then I ended the day by going to see my aunt. Everything went wrong, all day. It was so bad I had a man cry at the end of the day.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My favorite aunt has Alzheimer's. I went to see her today and for the first time, she didn't recognize me. I cannot describe how sad and awful that feels. What a terrible day.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The mountain K2 kills 1 in 4 billionaires that try to climb it Maybe we build a rickety ladder to space. Charge $10m per attempt. First to make it to the top gets all the glory Anyone want to try out my $50m lava scuba diving equipment? With a little creativity we could use their hubris for good
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Please bring back the underwater billionaire vaporizer. That was the best idea anyone has had in 20 years.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I am so conflicted over the Iran Israel war. Watching governments that I despise blow each other up is one of my favorite past times. Why oh why do we have to be involved? Have you bought gas? Fuck. It is nice to see Israel get a taste of its own medicine though. Am I rooting for the Iranians? Wtf?
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Pollen got me fucked up
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Signs of a coming Mississippi spring: I just backed my car out into the driveway so the rain would wash off all the pollen. I washed it YESTERDAY! It was filthy again this morning.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
All I'm saying is I think we should eat a few of them. Just slow roast them over fire, maybe serve with beans and a nice wine. I believe we only need to eat a few before we start to see change. I'm tired of left vs right. This is the change I want. I want to eat them. The people are hungry.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The endgame of enshittification Future airlines: Yes, $10k for a basic comfortable seat may seem expensive but we do offer budget friendly options. We have seats in the Mosquito, Bedbug, and Cockroach lounge for just $5k or consider our standing room only viper pit for just $1k.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Did you notice that suddenly no one is talking about the Epstein files? Not on the news, not on my social media feeds, nothing. Strange
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I tried telling you. This was so obvious. Now to wait and see if the second half becomes true.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Pakistan is about to learn one of history's hard lessons. Never go to war with Vietnam or Afghanistan. Both have been consistently at war for thousands of years. They will outlast you and beat you with nothing more than determination and spite. God speed Pakistan.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The dreaded Iranian Shark Missile!
Photograph of a multi launch rocket system firing a shark. It is as if the missile has been replaced by a shark which is flying out of the firing tube. The vehicle has Iranian flags. There are Arab men in Arab dress standing around the vehicle firing AK-47s.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Prediction: The GOP need a distraction from the Epstein files, ICE, and everything else. For it to work, it will need to be a HUGE DISTRACTION. For that reason alone, I think we are going to war with Iran. At the very least we will heavily bomb them but more than likely boots on the ground war.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I believe we will soon be overrun with AI music. The record labels own the masters and have copyright to much of the music they have released. I am not a copyright attorney but it seems to me that they will be able to produce vast quantities of AI music without copyright issues.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I was drifting off to sleep last night as I watched a documentary. I briefly snapped back to reality from the edges of dreamland to hear people on the TV clearly talking but I couldn't understand them. Clearly speech but it made no sense. I thought I was having a stroke. They were speaking Welsh.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
A huge portion of my twitter feed is filled with Washington Post journalists who have been laid off.
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Donald Trump, the President of the United States, posted a video which depicts the Obamas as apes. Like, actual monkeys. It's not even remotely subtle. Watch the last 5 seconds. He really posted this. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
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Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I don't want a weather forecast from a prescient rodent, especially if it's bad news
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I have another GIS / property question. Madison Co parcel "061E-22 -007/00.00" is 2600 sqft and they want $2.7 million for it. A tiny piece of land in what looks like a field of doomsday bunkers. WTF is going on out there? @pearlriverflow.com ? www.google.com/maps/place/4...
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Any GIS gurus out there? I have a list of parcel numbers and a county website where I can individually look up each parcel. How do create a map of all the parcels at once? Is it possible to export the parcel outlines? @pearlriverflow.com Any ideas? www.arcgis.com/apps/webappv...
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ArcGIS Web Application
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Dive Bar Philosopher @divebar.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I bought a full size van after being a life-time small car guy. This thing is liberating. "Ohh, are you cutting me off as I'm trying to zipper merge? Good luck, I've had my blinker on, my lane is ending, and I'm coming into your lane whether you like it or not. Good luck."
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