Reposted by DittoTooJack 🌐✌️💠 @jackdash.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Soon he might start talking in Obama's voice. 2286
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I haven't seen it said but I no longer consider the US a super power. 100
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Yikes!apnews.comChild complains of 'monster' under the bed. Babysitter then comes face-to-face with man hiding thereA Kansas sheriff's office says a babysitter looked under a bed to reassure a worried child that there wasn’t a monster hiding there — and came face-to-face with a man who wasn’t supposed to be there. 010
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 21/03/2025www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...usatoday.comMinnesota senator behind 'Trump derangement syndrome' bill faces child solicitation chargeA Minnesota state senator who co-authored a bill defining “Trump derangement syndrome” as a mental illness was arrested on charges of soliciting a minor for prostitution. 010
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 21/03/2025This one time... my grandfather was drunk and fell off of a cruise ship. 000
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 26/02/2025teamblind.comElon’s ex-wife says Elon has a botched penis implant | White House & Policy - BlindAmerican rapper says that Elon’s ex-wife Grimes told her that Elon has a botched penis implant. That’s not hard to believe given that he also had a hair transplant and likes IVF pregnancies. 000
Reposted by DittoToo✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 30/01/2025Theres still another day in January. 16865
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Um...I'm just going to block you if you start spelling things with special characters to bypass my word blocks. 000
Reposted by DittoTooshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 25/01/2025all they needed was some addled dope with a sharpie to make all their dreams come true 291151103
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Here's to to you Mr. Goes-to-the-strip-club-at-11AM while us normies are having brunch next door. I commend you. 000
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025If they're so mad they can remove the church's tax exemption. 000
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025People calling it the Gulf of America are a special kind of stupid. 000
Reposted by DittoTooJohn Elrod II @lotnorm.bsky.social · 21/01/2025The gluttonously rich party in tuxedos while the price of food continues to rise. They dance in ballrooms while basic housing remains in crisis. They laugh and smile while democracy crumbles. We've been here before, and it didn't go well for anyone. 011
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Last nigh"s ban was just performative. The real ban would remove it from the app stores, not disable the app on your phone. You'd still be able to use the app, but couldn't update it, or install it on a new phone. (1/2) 210
Reposted by DittoTooDittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I'm of the mind that the real reason the TikTok ban is such a high priority for the US government is because they can't track you through it the way they can with US apps. 011
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I'm of the mind that the real reason the TikTok ban is such a high priority for the US government is because they can't track you through it the way they can with US apps. 011
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I got in a debate. My side was nobody uses cookbooks anymore. 000
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Knowing my Repug brother is cut off from porn is hilarious. I'll laugh harder when he asks me how VPN's work. 020
Reposted by DittoTooDittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 11/01/2025The money I've saved from grinding my own beef has easily paid for the grinder ten times over. 121
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025nbcnews.com'Pizzagate' gunman killed by police during traffic stop in North CarolinaIn 2016, Edgar Maddison Welch traveled from North Carolina to Washington, D.C., and fired shots in a pizza restaurant, acting on a conspiracy theory that had spread online. 010
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Starving myself so I can be drugged while strangers run a camera up my ass is a hell of a way to start the new year. 000
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025On one hand, it's nice here being surrounded by people who have a foot in reality. Not having an algorithm designed to make me angry to boost engagement. No comments from people who belong in an asylum. On the other hand, I could use a little more variety besides how everything is fucked. 010
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Face down, ass up. This is the way we get F'd by bugs. #StarshipTroopers #Xbox 000
Reposted by DittoTooDemocracyLover #BlueCrew-FBR-FBPE-NAFO 🇫🇷🇪🇺🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @martie38.bsky.social · 05/01/2025WaPo, then and now 064
Reposted by DittoTooLady Bee Middlemast-Neal @mistyswoman.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Evidence would suggest he was pushed out through a straw. 2751317
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025"It’s becoming a crisis in the whole world," traveler Keone Lundy said. No Keone, that's pretty unique to us.nbcphiladelphia.comMan arrested at Trenton Transit Center after bringing handguns, rifles onto Amtrak trainAn unattended bag at Newark Penn Station led to the discovery of a man carrying several handguns and rifles while he traveling to Virginia on an Amtrak train, officials said. He was arrested at the Tr... 021
Reposted by DittoTooYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 04/01/2025This is, or should be, a big deal -- Ann Telnaes, an absolute legend, quitting WaPo due to censorship of a cartoon criticizing billionaires anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...anntelnaes.substack.comWhy I'm quitting the Washington PostDemocracy can't function without a free press 19595433715
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I wish mainstream news that supposedly still have some credibility would stop cherry-picking Trump quotes that leave out all the insane gibberish he spouts. 021
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 03/01/2025thebulwark.comWhy Don’t the Tech Bros Just Hire from MAGA?Decoding the DOGE-MAGA civil war. 021
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 02/01/2025We're people putting vinegar on potato chips before they offered the flavor? 000
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 02/01/2025When I said i wouldn't be caught dead in a Cyber Truck, I meant that figuratively, but I am updating to literally as well. 011
DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Anyone else ever notice it's always their Republican neighbors with the illegal fireworks? 021
