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DittoToo

@dittotoo.bsky.social
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I'm a red button that cracks jokes.

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Jack 🌐✌️💠 @jackdash.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Soon he might start talking in Obama's voice.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Phrasing!
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The world is showing us that they don't want us, don't need us, and can happily live without us.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I haven't seen it said but I no longer consider the US a super power.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Where do you stand on Nazis?
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Yikes!
apnews.com
Child complains of 'monster' under the bed. Babysitter then comes face-to-face with man hiding there
A Kansas sheriff's office says a babysitter looked under a bed to reassure a worried child that there wasn’t a monster hiding there — and came face-to-face with a man who wasn’t supposed to be there.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
usatoday.com
Minnesota senator behind 'Trump derangement syndrome' bill faces child solicitation charge
A Minnesota state senator who co-authored a bill defining “Trump derangement syndrome” as a mental illness was arrested on charges of soliciting a minor for prostitution.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
This one time... my grandfather was drunk and fell off of a cruise ship.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Agreed. I've been telling my spouse for years we can't count on it. Sucks I still have to pay in though.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
teamblind.com
Elon’s ex-wife says Elon has a botched penis implant | White House & Policy - Blind
American rapper says that Elon’s ex-wife Grimes told her that Elon has a botched penis implant. That’s not hard to believe given that he also had a hair transplant and likes IVF pregnancies.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Still here
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
With out powers combined...we have one working unit
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 30/01/2025
Theres still another day in January.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Ok. I lol'd.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This library could use a ghost.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
A dog lives 10 to 15 years and those final years can be tough. How old will your kids be then? Will they help? Will they have already moved out on their own?
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Um...I'm just going to block you if you start spelling things with special characters to bypass my word blocks.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The MySpace phone!
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
A bottle of Denatured Alcohol, 200-Proof (32 oz) should steady his hand. a.co/d/3o314JM
a.co
Amazon.com
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
all they needed was some addled dope with a sharpie to make all their dreams come true
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Here's to to you Mr. Goes-to-the-strip-club-at-11AM while us normies are having brunch next door. I commend you.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Nobody is thinking Arby's
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
If they're so mad they can remove the church's tax exemption.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Nope, can't have that.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Call them what they are. Concentration Camps
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
People calling it the Gulf of America are a special kind of stupid.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Which is fine when we have a dick-tator
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John Elrod II @lotnorm.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The gluttonously rich party in tuxedos while the price of food continues to rise. They dance in ballrooms while basic housing remains in crisis. They laugh and smile while democracy crumbles. We've been here before, and it didn't go well for anyone.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
He said "golden age". He meant "guilded age"
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Part 3. Part 2 was 2015. Part 1 was 9/10/2001
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
With FB, they can tell how long you spend in the bathroom poopin out comments. (3/3)
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
But while I'm on the topic, the real reason they want to ban it is because they can't violate your privacy the way they can so easily do on all the domestic apps. For example, the way they accessed all the online activities of the J6 insurrectionists. (2/3)
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Last nigh"s ban was just performative. The real ban would remove it from the app stores, not disable the app on your phone. You'd still be able to use the app, but couldn't update it, or install it on a new phone. (1/2)
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I'm of the mind that the real reason the TikTok ban is such a high priority for the US government is because they can't track you through it the way they can with US apps.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Snoop, I am disappoint.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Honestly, I've never watched any swearing in.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I organized. #RetroGaming #Gaming #Retro #CRT
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I'm of the mind that the real reason the TikTok ban is such a high priority for the US government is because they can't track you through it the way they can with US apps.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
On a bus.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Durrr.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Unfortunately there wasn't any relocation option i could find.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
It's illegal in Oregon to trap a racoon and transport it elsewhere, for example, a park a few miles from your house where you caught it killing your chickens. You can't kill it either. You have to pay a licensed exterminator to do it for you.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Ditto
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
But hear me out...what if it was a sex thing?
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
When you order a pillow on Temu.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
You were shopping small until Dave sold the company in 2015.
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Like we'll ever be able to afford to retire... 🙄
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DittoToo @dittotoo.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
For reals?
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