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TayaSigerson @tayasigerson.bsky.social · 14h
Thanks moogles #FF6
Three parties form to protect Terra, consisting of eleven moogles and Locke.
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Count Zackula @impactzack.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Paige: HOOOOOH my God, Victor did anyone ever tell you that you look like a Greek god I wanna pull off your arms and suck on the fingers. Please don’t wear a shirt ever Victor: I am begging you to talk to me like im a person Drifter after cooking Rem in his apartment:
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Sexual object first, person second @dispregio.bsky.social · 12m
check out what the doorman bought
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👁️‍🗨️MAWTH👁️‍🗨️ @mothboiy.bsky.social · 12h
Fly as hell #deadlock #deadlockfanart #billy
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Skele₊ ⭐⚪️💜⬛ @skelemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Perfect Alexander's Fujoshi Cuck @brutejussy.etheirys.social · 6h
they gave rat king an entire list of names for each rat to use for when he uses an ability. this isnt even all of them. nobody does it like valve does
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 7h
he said there's rats in his lane biting him
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Skele₊ ⭐⚪️💜⬛ @skelemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God my brain is so fried this is the funniest shit I have seen all week, I was bawling my eyes out and could barely breathe (deadlock)
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 6h
John Carpenter has invented a vape that can store memories (Source: tinyurl.com/4zdnsbyj)
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the problem seems to be that there is a Giant Fucking Lalafel there actually how did i never notice that during heavensward
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Life pro tip: If "adulting" is proving to be too hard, try drinking alcohol during and throughout the day
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Cap🦧🔎 @cappyclementine.neocities.org · 02/10/2026
wise like an elf, fuck like a gnome
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Sexual object first, person second @dispregio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to dance for you..
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Dog 4Ever @peachcrown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
aside from exhibitionist!probst's humiliation fetish in the first episode this season has actually been pretty fantastic
kind of tired of firemaking idk :/
jeff: i'm jerking off
oh! u-um... okay....
jeff: i'm jerking off
ohh... haha
jeff: i'm jerking off. i'm *jerking* off
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Brian Scally @brianscally.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rob was correct this was historic #Survivor
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Sexual object first, person second @dispregio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this season is already better than 50
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Dog 4Ever @peachcrown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A wave of mass psychosis has taken over a small commune in the Mamanuca Islands
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sir Billi is now available on DVD at Amazon
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Sexual object first, person second @dispregio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yeah this season has the juice
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Sexual object first, person second @dispregio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I ♥ Drinking Milk
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Zhangkuu (COMMS FULL!) @zhangkuu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My hroth! He's a pictomancer seeking a pigment he has seen in his dreams, a hue that is as bright and brilliant as the sun..... #zhangart #furryart
Zhang Zvezdasch sitting in front of a canvas holding a chocobo brush, the canvas is splattered with various oranges with a ring of lights.
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Brian Scally @brianscally.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Close enough. Welcome back Chet and Joel #Survivor
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Sexual object first, person second @dispregio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
only took 51 seasons for someone to royally fuck themselves up with a machete
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水泥小猫 @depravedstar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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cynthia @vampire.cream.land · 29/09/2026
i genuinely felt a profound sadness in my heart when i had to beat this thing up
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Hyenamancer @hyenamancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the zomboid fit
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Sexual object first, person second @dispregio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm a lunatic !!
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Xor @xoraevius.cc · 30/09/2026
thanks for liking the blue cat #furryart #pokesona #luxray
anthro luxray saying pog and flexing cutely
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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PixieCatSupreme (Cat) @pixiecatsupreme.com · 29/09/2026
This means so much to small artists
The bluesky notification counter, changed to read "KYS"
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0th @harimaubintang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the king has arrived 🐀 #deadlock
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khulan! @khulan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"konichiwa mademoiselle"
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if i cried
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dorcha🐦‍⬛ @mildewdrops.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
people hurtin people dyin jerma vinny northernlion
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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(← carefree) TT | Gauss @backboneteller.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@REDACTED don’t try to run you dumb old bitch
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Reed🔞 - OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS @leviapanda.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
injects this again inside my brain
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I ate so much food yesterday it's literally coming out of my ass
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
My barber forgot to cut my hair. I had to go back
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch
the monster in The Fly the same actor playing the scientist at the beginning of the movie
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good mornin
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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この耐えがたい世界に残された最後の僅かな良心 @toskarin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
go shiina asking what samples he can get cleared for tekken
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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