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Disappointed Optimist

@disappoptimism.bsky.social
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I’m that guy that looks just like this that did that tweet that made you laugh that one time. UK based.

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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 5h
Like my great uncle trying to tell a racist joke without using racist words
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
look. this app can be cringe but it's *ad-free* cringe
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 5h
Not now Russian lab breach plague; we’re still awaiting an American midterm putsch
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 5h
When the aliens invade and we have to fight back with remote controlled blue drone hedgehogs, you’ll be a legend
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 7h
This is a remarkably offensive use of the English language
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 7h
Ok Will, gonna need you to step away from the bread & butter - keep your hands where I can see them; move nice & slow
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 8h
The game kind looks a wee bit old, but if you loved Skyrim you will love this game. Rich story telling, mad decisions, gnarly enemies plus a weird sense of humour. Magic use is apparently overpowered, something Skyrim got wrong imho, where it was pretty naff
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 9h
Been playing Tainted Grail: Fall Of Avalon again and just discovered a spell that can turn enemies into cheese. That’s right, I’ve become a Fromagencer.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 9h
Just enjoying threads of people declaring the new income tax declaration approach for HMRC is taxing small business on money they haven’t earned yet And asking “How much income did you declare last year? Oh that’s right. You lied. This is the HMRCs response to everyone lying.”
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 10h
My wife still hasn’t forgiven me for teaching our 8 year old the expression “back one out”
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 11h
At some point in time some genius in the GOP thought they could control the Maga Trump thing and now they are cowering under their desks, hiding from their social media & the news, begging their family to at least support them.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 11h
Reminds me of the grumbles of US agencies working with Israel would find their toilets blocked when they came home at night.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13h
Hot news for the sea lion in my comments bothering everyone about how training data is fair use www.courthousenews.com/ai-training-...
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AI training of copyrighted material not fair use: Third Circuit
Using someone else's "creative spark" to start a competing business runs afoul of copyright law, the panel found.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 14h
Theres a shamelessness about how many of these people will complain about others not contributing to society “because I create jobs” like these same jobs aren’t purely to create more income for them
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 15h
The Uk continues to have people pandering to headlines like “billionaires are fleeing the UK” and muttering about paying too much tax whilst vast numbers of people in fact pay little tax & have disproportionate amount of property ownership.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 15h
Just watched an SME owner declare because he “took all the chances of setting up my own business I’m entitled to not declare my income or pay tax like other people” in the kind of bold way you only expect from criminals.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 15h
“Hear me out…. An iron dome.. OF THE SEA”
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 15h
It’s hard to see this as anything other than hedging bets tbh. The trajectory could have been seen back in what? 2015? 2010?
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 16h
Name some of those centre right lunatic campers Tim. Name them.
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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 18h
Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 17h
Do you think one day Badenoch will wake up, look in the mirror and say “what the fuck am I doing?” I don’t. I’m just intrigued to know if anyone else thinks this?
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 17h
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Animal House: Bluto's Pearl Harbor Quote
Alt: Animal House: Bluto's Pearl Harbor Quote
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 17h
EXACTLY this era of pop culture as well I think
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 17h
Most famously of course is “man and a few random civilians are poisoned by polonium on quiet British town” but sure, we didn’t have a security problem
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 17h
See also “man kills himself and entire family in that order” and “man is randomly machine gunned on his Canary Wharf doorstep”
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 17h
This is one of those areas that when you see news stories like “well known analyst kills himself then zips himself up into a bag in the bath of a safe house” you then look at other stories from the era including “man stabs himself to death in own kitchen”
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 17h
Burnham being associated with Manchesterism just as city gets done for fiddling their finances in the Premier League is peak British politics
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 17h
Periodic reminder that there persists a belief that British security services was also infiltrated from about the Cameron PM era.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 18h
Ha yes. The economics I learned over 20 years ago in school vaguely drummed some stuff into my head
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 18h
“It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or Games Workshop that we expect our hobby, but from their regard to their own interest."
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 20h
the UK has three industries: higher education, whisky, and Games Workshop.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 18h
“Sure, they might vaporise a city but that’s a price I’m willing to pay for an unclear outcome”
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 18h
Once again, a significant crime committed by the US government directly authorised with a literal signature by the president himself. But sure, checks and balances www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/e...
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Trump is sending $500 refund checks to nearly a million Americans. Here’s who gets them | CNN Business
The Affordable Care Act $500 refund checks are in the mail to nearly a million Americans, along with a letter from President Donald Trump touting his healthcare accomplishments and casting blame on hi...
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 18h
Vote red, end up dead
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s possible.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Genuinely thought Kerry Katona was dead tbh.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh. This is a real thing.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Welcome to Day Zero.
The image shows a stylized "Z" with a glowing effect over a view of Earth from space. Above, text reads "INFOWARS IS NOW POWERED BY."
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A ting group of people are getting very equity rich & im having questions
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m saying carrots and not even looking
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Once again I say: If AI is so revolutionary why aren’t western economies thriving?
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John O’Shea @politicalhackuk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Controlling a plague is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman”
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Things that you hear as a parent: (Youngest child looking into toilet) “Daddy! What would I have eaten that is really orange?”
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Equally Musk was caught abusing multiple privileges within X/twitter as well as running his own moms twitter account.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a long time tech cynic it’s always fascinating to spot the big tech figures leaning into their personal brand somewhere in their product. For example you could not block Zuckerberg on Facebook
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is massively amusing to me that if you let copilot suggest a business person you admire most it will automatically suggest Satya Nadella (CEO of Microsoft)
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s just a more honest branding of American politics
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What I like about Kemi Badenoch is her ability to listen to no one & empathise with nothing
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They'll miss the tips.
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TOP TIP: make water cooler conversation more uncomfortable by always stressing the middle word of Strictly Come Dancing
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