dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 13hpeople in canada who've had cosmetic surgery: is it insanely expensive? I've lost like 40lbs and am continuing to lose weight, but my skin isn't snapping back because I'm in my late 30s. I'm considering possibly saving up to have work done when I'm done losing weight, how inaccessible is it 030
Reposted by dirt squirrelGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 15hWe're not allowed to wish that bad things would happen to people who control so much money and cultural capital that the government effectively exists to serve them. 728262
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 15hoh okay cool, good to know!! are they really sweaty do you find? I know they're like a rubbery silicone and I run hot so like the only thing I'm worried about is sweating my ass off lol 110
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 15hnot to mention the fact that most of you are friggen lesbians so whatever money you do have is spent on doing incredibly thoughtful things for those 4 bitches and it turns out that gets expensive really fuckin fast lol 080
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 16hdrag queen shit rules, their existence is like the only way I ever find cunty shoes in my size 061
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 16hjust found out that big booby breastplates exist and now I'm seriously considering dropping like $100 on some c-d cups so I can make more tips once in a while instead of strapping my barely b-cups down and relying on people not being homophobic to make money lol 490
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 16htime to harass famously litigious people on the internet 0250
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 16hjk rowling has died today, in what started as a totally normal diarrhea eating contest. she was winning the contest by a large margin, when she choked on her own tongue. the crowd will never stop seeing her purple corpse, diarrhea leaking from her mouth and nostrils, when they close their eyes 312318
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026yeah a lot of dumb fuckin people argue a lot of shit that is incorrect 0100
Reposted by dirt squirrelPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the speed at which human beings move from "this terrible thing exists" to "everyone just has to learn to live with it" is truly alarming and illuminating. Immediately moving to compliance. Watching this in real time is incredible. 211398361
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026at 9 months you were just wearing her like a latex glove 110
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026inside me are two wolves. they keep the native deer population inside me at a reasonable level 2303
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026recently learned how common it is for the parents or caretakers of profoundly disabled women (who are not capable of consenting to sex) to put those women on birth control because of how rampant sexual abuse is amongst disabled women and the men entrusted with their care 2130
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm supposed to have protein in the morning but we need groceries so I had 3/4 of a pack of bacon for breakfast. fuck my cholesterol 081
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026please explain in great detail how you suggest that we make sure only trump voters are affected by the policies enacted in their states 030
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026are you incapable of doing anything other than copying and pasting the same barely literate argument 60 times 010
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026do you think that only the people who voted for him will suffer 020
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026as long as you're not willfully ignorant you should be allowed be be a little bit stupid like bitch, at the end of the day I have a grade 10 education. I smoke just. so much weed. I've had covid like 4x. my brain is fuckin smooth, let me be the leftist who jumps in and says "yeah! what she said!" 1170
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026when people argue with leftists they expect us all to be fuckin political science majors or some shit and know a lot about everything, but it's like. the average right wing person couldn't find their own asshole with both hands and written instructions, why can't some of us be kinda fuckin dumb too 1240
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026normalize telling strange men incredibly off-putting things about yourself instead of telling them you have a bf guy won't leave you alone? guess who gets to hear about that time your nipple duct got infected and started leaking weird white gunk and got all swollen and you had to show your mom 0132
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026personally I reject the notion that my level of brain damage should be controlled by bullshit like "rapidly mutating and completely uncontrolled viruses", so I make sure to get high like. at least 7 times a day 071
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026it'll be cool if there are still people and science in 100 years and they can do a study on how badly repeated covid infections turned everyone's cognitive abilities into oatmeal, which was then exacerbated by ai, leading to tech feudalism. because brain damage made 50% of the world fascist, I guess 1162
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026sorry but let's be real, if you have multiple "false accusations" about you, no you don't 0205
Reposted by dirt squirrelvery big ant | commissions closed @sixfoot-ant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026restorative justice is when a guy does a violent crime, faces no consequences at the time and then later also faces no consequences. I'm sorry, did you think it was something else :V (I fully agree) 01182
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026thanks! it's very random bouts of nausea, not totally consistent, but there've been a few incidences in the past couple days when I'd done enough other bullshit to myself (alcohol/drugs/shitty food/bad sleep/etc) that it just put me over the edge several consecutive times lmao 030
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026although my arthritis was almost immediately improved pain wise 060
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026was off my ozempic for like a week and a half then took two doses in 4 days I have thrown up approximately 13 times 🙃 4140
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026also your freckles are fuckin fantastic and I'm jealous 020
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026you look incredibly similar to an old buddy's very cis sister (who I think was actually also named amber, coincidentally), if that helps at all lol she's always been super cute and so are you! 130
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026jesus fucking christ the way I'll threaten to late term abort her 030
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026oh god the new 19 year old bartender from work came up on the people I may know area of facebook so I decided to creep her a bit only to find out I'm a year older than her literal mother. why am I so old 290
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026oh don't worry, it very much fits my normal winter "bush lesbian" aesthetic lol. I've definitely worn what were very obviously long underwear under short skirts with like knee high knit socks and winter hiking boots many, many times haha 010
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026hahaha for general advice this is very good, but for the "fishnets/leather shorts/pumps" look it might lean unnecessarily canadian 130
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026people who wear pumps/heels: I got a pair of pumps for my halloween costume, and they fit, but the heel isn't tight enough so my feet kinda pop out when I try to walk. is there any like trick I can use to still wear these shoes 440
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026we have two bathrooms in our house, one on the main floor and one upstairs. the upstairs shower doesn't work but the toilet has a bidet. the downstairs toilet doesn't have a bidet, but it is always full of animals who want to climb into your pants and try to jam their head up your ass while you wipe 160
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026my cat will absolutely not leave me alone tonight and keeps demanding to be picked up and will either climb all over me or go to sleep and get mad if I put him down which is all very sweet and cute but he weighs 15lbs and keeps farting 1180
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026and I was a white person with dreadlocks for like. kind of a long time lol don't take anything I say too seriously 070
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026also I'm a mullet queer, take whatever I say about hairdos with a massive grain of salt 190
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I came into this champing at the bit to make fun of that dude's hair because I hadn't listened to the audio, but after hearing the audio I've decided his hair can look however he wants because he's a good man with a good heart 3221
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026lol I got a box of 30 tennis balls for the dog today and when I opened it for him he looked at me like he was making sure I hadn't made a mistake and this was in fact a whole box of tennis balls just for him 2230
Reposted by dirt squirrelLex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 05/10/2026it is interesting that I can't find any mainstream media coverage of Altman's sister Annie going viral on social media over the weekend for uploading footage of the first hour of her deposition in her lawsuit against him (one of two) in which she is alleging years of CSAtheguardian.comAccept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam AltmanBoss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver 292084813
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I never consented to being considered for sexual conquest and I do not care what you prefer! I prefer to be what you do not prefer! 0100
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"if you do meet those standards, I'm about to get even more disgusting" 1120
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026truly startling to know that in 2026 the words "men are allowed to have preferences" still translates somehow to "I'm allowed to force my preferences for a sexual partner on every woman I meet, and if you don't meet those standards I'm allowed to treat you like you're subhuman" 2233
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026did you recently get kicked in the head by a donkey or have you always been unable to follow a very simple conversation 000