dirté @dirte.net · 3hbabe want some chipsened salsa haha just kidding. It's just chips and salsa 0110
dirté @dirte.net · 29/09/2026using all the datacenter power and every drop of fresh water on Earth to reply "Shut the fuck up" to every Reddit comment ever written, destroying the internet in the process 1250
dirté @dirte.net · 29/09/2026the baby wasn't even hungry. Imagine what a nation of babies can do when pushed to their limit 140
dirté @dirte.net · 29/09/2026babies are getting smart, they're gonna need to invent better locks. I've seen babies put the square in the square hole 2110
dirté @dirte.net · 28/09/2026they flew me to Poster's Bay for my good conduct and nobody is here 1170
dirté @dirte.net · 27/09/2026to be clear I only picked formative stuff I played before the age of 10. when I was 5 I would alternate between putt putt, mechwarrior and unreal tournament on the family windows 95. thanks dad 000
Reposted by dirtéNormal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hello tough month!! I'm shilling my wares once again in a last ditch attempt to pay rent. some examples of my work below, though I use many different mediums so if you've got something else in mind, just ask! (you can also search "Dervy Sketchbook" on here to see more) DM if you're interested 🩵 13014
dirté @dirte.net · 26/09/2026strong memories of digging up gold for the prospector and his seagull friend 010
dirté @dirte.net · 25/09/2026weekend 🔜theflyinghats.bandcamp.comKick About | The Flying Hatsfrom the album Ups 120
dirté @dirte.net · 24/09/2026I'm a very mixed bag but there's probably something in there you'll like, try this one outnaffrecordings.bandcamp.comCoping Mechanism | Car Culture | naff recordingsfrom the album Rest Here 021
dirté @dirte.net · 24/09/2026youtu.bethey are gutting a body of water - YouTube3.9K likes, 165 comments. "they are gutting a body of water - sour ... 161
dirté @dirte.net · 24/09/2026trader joes cashier doing a sign of the cross before reading out loud all my "trader josés" mexican foods in a ridiculous accent 1110
dirté @dirte.net · 24/09/2026being gay for your homie and being gay for Nintendo is functionally the same thing, like it's the same part of your brain switching on 130
dirté @dirte.net · 23/09/2026does anyone want to play waffles. Do they still have fun and games on this app 140
dirté @dirte.net · 19/09/2026they're making me give back all of the notifications you guys sent me 0221
