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Adrian Dogpenis

@dingusuhum.neocities.org
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you cannot run from your own bunghole

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 8h
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 5h
one thing lanterns and my concurrent dive back into older GL has convinced me of is that we need more middle-aged superheroes. all the movies and comics are full of motherfuckers in their 20s and 30s, we need more weathered, jaded assholes who still do the job because it's the right thing to do
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Blur @tomboypepsilove.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watched an El Santo movie and I htink the funniest thing to me is that he's simultaneously played as a detective superhero yet he's also still an in-universe wrestler, so he has to pause the plot to go wrestling three separate times
El Santo on a phonecall: "When I develop it, it'll be confirmed. Got to go wrestling."
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 7h
it's wild to still be mad about RATM considering the only song most of them even know came out THIRTY FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 7h
Air to Ground Message: PIZZA MAKE IT TO YOUR FLOOR Area: Austin, TX, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #afcbd0f6eb7 F: #f7798e76ad5
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 7h
we should've kept going
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 7h
they don't think palestinians count as people
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 7h
remember when mastodon bullied him offline? why did we stop there?
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 8h
credit the cartoonist?
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 8h
god how long have you been waiting to be able to say that for
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 8h
thank you for the input animal fucker
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 8h
Will Smith did nothing wrong.
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 8h
you do realize that poopoo peepee
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 9h
Chris Rock should compare my balls and my asshole in a blind taste test.
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 10h
v unfair. it's not just *racial* slurs.
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 10h
the US is objectively full of all kinds of plagues, even the fucking vegetables are disease-ridden, and that's not even starting on how y'all still haven't finished with covid. how about we ban all commercial flights to and from the US first?
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 10h
and that even if they do want a serious answer, they're legitimately too ignorant to deal with one if they get it.
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 10h
Sam Altman should accept some bad things happening.
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 19h
we've let the rich use their wealth to buy everything that was supposed to be trustworthy and use it to lie to us so much that we've got guys drinking radioactive water, measles is back, and lettuce gives you diarrhea.
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 20h
October 4th. Brak’s Tales of Suspense!!! The lighting made it all linty. Duh nuh
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
wild that you would go straight to blaming voters instead of the people who actually write and pass the laws but I can tell you've never given this much thought so take your time.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
don't do this.
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hourly cumming @hourly-cumming.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
badly cumming
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
to this day, 25 years later, any time Nestor Carbonell shows up in anything the first thing I think is "holy shit it's Batmanuel"
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
but I understand the urge to choose the option that doesn't require anything more of you than smugly posting. if specific individuals are responsible, action can be taken;if it's the vague concept of religion as a whole, you can just shrug your shoulders because what can one man do against all that?
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
choosing to blame all religion for that instead of the specific individuals responsible is the real limited thinking.
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
I think being judgmental towards people for something that has no material impact on your life and is none of your business kind of makes you an asshole tbqh.
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
is "don't be a condescending human fedora" a superstition?
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
real "what set you in" vibes but more pathetic
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
WokeReaperX could be two very different guys and neither of them wash their asses
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
me neither, but at least now if I ever find out I know he's a wrong 'un
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
can literally anyone just fucking say who the latest predator is instead of just vagueposting about it?
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
well that sure is a post
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
he does seem like the old style type of guy where you avoid ever talking politics and everyone has a good time
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
sure but the rest of the republican party has gotten significantly crazier since obama
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
you're aware it's possible to be an atheist without being a douchebag right
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
oh fuck off back to 2010s reddit you antique dork
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 03/10/2026
No alt txt? 😞
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
so I guess another YouTuber got outed as a sexual predator of some variety?
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 02/10/2026
who's W. Anderson?
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Art vendor at Oz Comic-Con accused of selling AI art (the con has no policy on AI), proceeds to BITE and latch onto his accuser. Con bans “all parties” presumably including the bitee www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
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Man banned from Oz Comic-Con after allegedly biting artist
A man has been banned from Oz Comic-Con after allegedly biting one of the artists on Sunday afternoon.
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 02/10/2026
they forgot Causeway Bay, the Hung Hing boys are gonna be pissed
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Lake (they/it) @lakefoundtheirexit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HAHAHA
Skeet by Aaron Rodericks, Head of Trust and Safety at Bsky.

"Automated block actions on my account, so that I can stay Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

TBH it was well overdue."the previous skeet, quoted by me as I said "automate deez nuts". He removed it within 8 secondsI'm blocked now
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Claudia: lesbian space merc @lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look what I found.
Two-panel meme of a TV ad for a flex tape product.

Panel 1: A man, labeled "Bluesky Safety and Moderation", stands next to a giant, transparent tank of water. The tank is labeled "frequent posts hoping that trans people will die". It has a hole in it that water is pouring out of, and the man is winding his arm back to slap the tank.

Panel 2: SLAP! Closeup of his hand slapping tape over the hole. The hand and tape are labeled "mute the reports from trans people as abusive".
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 02/10/2026
i mean he couldn't build trust /without/ one either so
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 02/10/2026
to be fair to him, this time he's expanded to even blocking cishet white men who hurt his feelings as well
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 02/10/2026
give him a few days, he's got a long list to work through
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 02/10/2026
he's in the middle of a multi-day meltdown
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