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Michæl Haas

@digitalhaas.bsky.social
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Minneapolis baseball fan and nap taker. Posting things on ig with Metrodome Dreamscapes. Rocking Bob Dylan tunes with Mind Out of Time.

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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oddly enough, Flock is defending this guy.
text from strib article that names dude's defense attorney as Racheal Flock, hilariously.
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I live near a church that uses an ecclesiastical calendar that shows today is Palm Sunday. I have been presented with a palm frond from my neighbors.
Palm frond struck by the setting sun on a white background. Unknown stick with fuzzy things also attached.
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Surprised the Twins went with a 6:10 start time for their second home game. Traditionally it's been a day game, because of the cold. (though I bet the players appreciate the break after a long day yesterday) They haven't had a home evening game this early on the calendar since the Metrodome days.
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Twins baseball: The plan is to have no plan
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Even before this, vehicles full of agents have been going non-stop in and out of the entrance to the base at 34th Ave and 62.
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I love this photo of Metropolitan Stadium that ran in the Strib yesterday. It's looking West - NW and you can see Met Center peeking out at right. Imagine the real estate listing for this. "Modest rural home, needs leaves for trees; SPORTS FAN'S DREAM" www.startribune.com/lyle-gerhard...
Black and white photo of small farmhouse owned by the Gerhardt fam in Bloomington MN, with Metropolitan Stadium and Met Center far in the background. Dead trees all over and a 1969 Cadillac in the driveway. Photo taken early 1970s?
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Paper wasn’t the only thing the Star Tribune was printed on
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Even a broken clock tower is right six times a day.
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I thought Cabaret was fine.
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
When you know the other guy throws a first pitch of the game fastball in each of his previous 119 starts and then you get a changeup
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Jimmy Lonetti @djgloverepair.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Metrodome seats in Waconia.
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
13 cans of Poppi carbonated beverage are being given away by a woman in my local Buy Nothing fb group. Twelve hours after posting, the number of people vying for the prize is at 61.
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
If you batten down just one thing today, make it your hatch.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
:(
INTERNET IN HEAVEN: It's just the internet from 2007
INTERNET IN HELL: You're on it
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
THIS SEASON, YOUR FACE CAN BE YOUR TWINS TICKET
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 15/03/2025
When the Dodgers broadcast starts talking about how the Tokyo Dome is modeled after the Metrodome
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clumsy_machinist @clumsy-machinist.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Maybe my favorite of Haas’ warning labels
A warning graphic showing a figure being bloodily wounded by a bar sticking out the back of a lathe
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Gophers v Boilermakers in the downtown indoor baseball stadium
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The Twins got dinged by the new anti-junk fees law, so they did away with the $4-per-order fee.
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I got to be man-on-the-street interviewed about the snow emergency. I was literally a man on the street talkin street parking. It’ll be on WCCO at 10 tonight. Can’t believe I forgot to hype my SoundCloud (mind out of time band tonight at schooner at 7:30)
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The Metrodome in 1984 had just four price tiers. You can imagine even very frugal midwest dads being VERY tempted to abandon their plan for $3 tickets and splurge on $4 seats.
Metrodome seating chart that really drives home the point that the stadium was an economic miracle - an actual People's Stadium. While the capitalist baseball establishment increasinly caters to corporate expense accounts and luxury boxes, the Dome stood as a stubborn rebuke to classist segregation of the ballpark experience. For just three bucks a ticket, families could attend not just one game, but several. The working class could actually afford to be fans—not just on special ocasions, but as a regular ritual of summer. In this concrete bubble of equality, the janitor sat just as close as the junior executive.
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Google street view - October 2014 - 34th Ave & 51st St
sedan cop car, super america, intersection in minneapolis
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 28/11/2024
my demands are simple - rebuild the metrodome and jacob must go shirt by metrodome dreamscapes of course a.co/d/6dkdO7u sign by 2021, it’s not available anymore but someone should redo em for next year 👀
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Jonathan India's fielding cheat sheet that he kept in his back pocket on 9/14/24 vs the Twins at Target Field. What do the codes mean?
fielding cheat sheet 2fielding cheat sheet 1
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Feels like a cosmic joke to be leaving the other site just as Bob Dylan starts posting legendary stuff, thereby launching a bid for a *second* Nobel Prize in Literature and a *second* Presidential Medal of Freedom.
bob dylan with obama
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Michæl Haas @digitalhaas.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Smells like updog in here
a tweet that just says "smells like updog in here"
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