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@dietprozac.bsky.social
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A @makeitvyz.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Hey clown, jester you have done it again.
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Okay but the lefties that cheered for Luigi Mangione but draw the line at Charlie Kirk for some reason ???????
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Not the gays who literally include their faces with pictures of their puckered assholes warning others to be careful about what they post online
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Me posting my always correct opinions on bluesky
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
If you disagree with any of my hot takes, please know it was about you specifically and you should feel targeted
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
People who go on solo vacations are toxic, I don't make the rules
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Me and @icyhusky120.bsky.social fr
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
If Rob Anderson's veneers have no haters, I am dead
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Thinking about how last week my tutoring client said x + x^2 = x^3 and I told her if I ever hear her say that again I'll kill myself and leave her name in my suicide note
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Found a pair of Paige khakis in my closet I haven't won't in a while. I forgot the reason I retired them is because you can see the outline of my weiner in them.
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I know Children by Robert Miles hates to see a spin instructor coming
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
You know what can protect these groups?? It begins with a U and ends with an NION. True patriots unionize their workplaces
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Orrrrr we could call Luigi...
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van cartier @christopherxci.blacksky.app · 20/01/2025
“Most of what’s bad in the world is because of stupid old men!” — Maria, Castlevania Nocturne Season 2
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Someone could kill my family and I'd keep up my Duolingo streak with them tbh
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Anita Bryant, more like Anita Bye-rant, amirite??
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
And I meant it in the nicest way, too...
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a blue bunny with pink ears and white dots
ALT: a blue bunny with pink ears and white dots
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
It's kinda fun seeing reserved gays I met on Twitter years ago become absolute SLUTS on bluesky
Alive Elm, owner of Elegant Interior Decorating
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
Lotta Hart from the Ace Attorney series
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Me turning on my LED headlights 🧡🧡🧡
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
There are no bots on Bluesky wdym
Meme of Joo Dee from Avatar The Last Airbender smiling and saying “there is no war in ba sing se”
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I'm Still 6'7 @taylorprobably.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
costco: one free sample per person, don't be greedy me:
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
We deserve each other, me and bot
An image of Nessarose dancing with Boq in a movie still from Wicked, except Boq's face has been replaced with the image of a bot that's plaguing Bluesky
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Nathan and 99 others @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Well I hardly think this is fair
An email from Yelp stating that my account has been closed due to Terms of Service violations, accompanied by a (forged) Yelp review of mine saying "The cocktails here are amazing! I ordered The Sinclair, it tasted like Jesus finished in my mouth"
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
My mom making me sneak water bottles into the movie theater
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Call me old milk because I'm SPOILED
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I should text him...
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Toxic dog trainer tiktok would say that the dog is in distress and about to bite your face off
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Hilaria Baldwin is the Spanish version of Saison Margeurite from MPGIS
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Wasn't that your nickname in high school?
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Strega Nona @homegoodshottie.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy new queers eve @dietprozac.bsky.social
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Strega Nona @homegoodshottie.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Pregaming Mario party @dietprozac.bsky.social
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
When someone asks why I'm not on the apps anymore
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Defector @defector.com · 25/12/2024
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
Do you realize that this is the 12th year we’ve run this series? Time really flies when you don’t have something lodged up your butt. But for those of you who do, read on to see if you made this year’...
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aeonfae @frostfae.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
@dietprozac.bsky.social just gets me 🥰
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
2004 called and we answered
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I'm literally so spoiled
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Need to disable messages on Android Auto because my mom thinks I'm an absolute SLUT
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Jealous to see a country defend and embrace its core concepts of democracy
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Literally NO great day has ever started with taking the NJ Turnpike
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
My mean Mexican in Oklahoma won't give me back my doxypep 😔
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Strega Nona @homegoodshottie.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Fun fact; the cell phone was invented here @dietprozac.bsky.social
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
It's.. Uh.... Tasteful nip Thursday???
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Me to the waiter when I can't finish my meal
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
My department chair just sent me the NICEST email. Today is a good day
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Temenos @dietprozac.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
My feed is full of gays complaining about bluesky, you guys are never happy I swear
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𝗗𝗦𝗬 @dansyronart.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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ThiccDadsVaping4Christ @meccorad.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
When you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to
A baby Raccoon is eating pizza on the sidewalk.
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