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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want tha speekre wires behinde tha shelfs. Want to bite thim.
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Im curvy fat and I think that's hot
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
archeologists popped off when they named one of our ancestors "homo erectus." fucking got their asses
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm up in Bowser's Castle moving different. The Thwomps don't even bother tryin' to slam down, they know I get smashed enough.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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effyyyuhhhh posting the main characters of the little einsteins with the caption: "some ugly fucking kids"june charts and updates, aka B3AUTIFULRUIN; responds with: "come outside ho"

annie charts and updates, aka reiloveslemons responds with: "hey do u want me to get the guillotine or the rope for u bitch"

quincy charts n updates, aka amirazure responds with: "dont come out on these streets ho"

leo charts n updates, aka avidsotuff responds with: "come outside bitch"
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 28/09/2026
Ya know, it’d be really neat if companies stopped sneaking AI features into their products and forcing us to use them.
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Tail-Blazer @tail-blazer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just had a dream where I was talking to Miyazaki, and he was speaking in Japanese as he does. At one point I take my glasses off and gesture to give me his and we try each other's glasses on. And in perfect English he says, "Wow I can't see shit through these" and I woke up.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cuddles
comic about two puppies named Oregano and Basil cuddling. Basil says; "I love you, Oregano" to Oregano in the first panel. the second panel, Basil says; "I wish I could latch onto your flesh and merge with you like a Ceratioidei(deep sea anglerfish)" much to Oregano's discomfort and dismay
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE NEED HELP WITH GROCERIES IM THE ONLY ONE PAYING, ANYTHING IS APPRECIATED DEARLY
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"what radicalized you?" lib: "idk being a good person 🤪 lololllll" me: I don't like watching my community and people get slaughtered by kkkops
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Masahiro Sakurai has laid his first egg. We are very proud of him.
Masahiro Sakurai Super Smash Bros.™ Ultimate
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 27/09/2026
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord
Comic about discord implementing a feature nobody asked for that ended up not working(shocker!) and making a post trying to act silly about it. the caption is; "Oh, another major company trying to smol bean itself in light of recent controversy. let's check the quotes.." the next panel shows basil puppy reacting to the quotes saying; "oh wow. that is a lot of gore"
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Bard Gang (Harsh/[Joan]) @bardgang.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
ladies is it gay to kiss the homies goodnight? see your homies lips quiver and eyes widen with anticipation. to taste the homies with urgency. transcend friendship with the soft touch of another woman leading you both into the infinite bliss. I mean it's not gay, right?
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just found out you can draw a circle around Bowser
I just found out you can draw a circle around Bowser
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 25/09/2026
its weird that everyone who has ever been to a concert is an alien with zero concept of how to clap on the 2 and 4
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 25/09/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we have to stop these funko pops from breeding
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gentle reminder there are plenty of artists and makers outside America, and our prices and work should not to be seen as competition towards American artists. Neither should our work be seen as lesser quality or should makers be accused of sweatshop labor because of regional differences
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Worry Lines @worry--lines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stop catastrophising. #comicsky #webcomic #cat
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confettie! @spacebeer.net · 25/09/2026
every new internet bill that gets passed in this country is just going to lead to This again but on your phone
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pepsibong posts on twitter: "do not cum." dontl0okanymore quote posts with man reacting coca cola. pepsibong responds with: "I am pepsi not coca cola."
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While Mario collects fictional gold coins in his games, Wario in Wario World collects the real-life "American Gold Eagle" official US gold bullion coins (91.67% gold).
Wario with coins as seen in Wario World
Coin texture
"American Gold Eagle" official US gold bullion coin
Source: info: YouTube user @Geibuchan, screenshot taken by Supper Mario Broth
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
...OR GIVING A MONKEY A SHOWER
Critiquing A World That Doesn't Exist
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wardrobe Malfunction
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/on-whim-143945864
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"chubby" characters with snatched waist scare me, WHO ARE YOU
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago theonion.com/this-here-is-probably-…
‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy with american dad themed evangelion merch is selling "The boys in striped pajamas new DVD" on mercari
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trust the process
comic featuring a puppy named Basil saying; "I think I will do crafts today" next panel shows them freaking out while something is on fire
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We put Luigi in a dress and he looked fucking marvelous, what did you do today?
Luigi in Peach's dress looking fucking marvelous
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New Penny Arcade for your Friday! www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
penny-arcade.com
Goerbemisdag - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Microsoft told us they won't make a new Banjo-Kazooie unless all XBOX owners eat 3 tons of lard and dirt. Banjo fans, you know what you gotta do 🫡
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 25/09/2026
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Warm
drawing of two puppies with the caption; "The weather is getting cold but your heart remains warm"
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Survives somehow
drawing of a puppy with the caption; "I have survived everything I thought I wouldn't and I'll survive this too"
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey so comparing strictly sfw fursonas to other artist's nsfw ones is weird and not a compliment
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
emanuel maiberg posts 404media.co article with the title "Service Jobs Now Require Bizarre Personality
Test From Al Company." he states on twitter: "getting a dishwashing job at Olive Garden now requires a personality test from an Al company where you respond to more than 60 slides featuring a blue alien called Ash."
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think when black people talk about black issues as non black people you should shut the fuck up.
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✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
I have been labeled (listed) as being both irritating and annoying. Good. May my presence be a bountiful blessing of happy sufferings forever foisted with extravagance upon you. And now that you are aware of my powers, I shall turn up my dial and increase it. ALL YOU’VE DONE NOW IS ENCOURAGE ME.
A comic from Kate Beaton’s “Hark a Vagrant”

A mermaid sits upon a rock strumming a harp. A pirate in a boat responds by saying: I DON'T LIKE THE THING YOU ARE DOING CAN YOU DO A DIFFERENT THING
THAT I LIKE

The mermaid responds by saying: I WILL FUCKING INCREASE THE FUCKING THING

Guess what I’m about to do, you sour bitches. Yee fucking HAW
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 24/09/2026
meme of simple monochrome character with a tired expression saying "jesus christ."
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David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Absolutely uncalled for
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Metallica @metallica.com · 24/09/2026
#OnThisDay in 2013, the soundtrack for our film, “Metallica Through the Never,” was released! What’s your favorite live song on the album?
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mario Trap
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