Reposted by Jaime SperlingHigh Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 07/10/2026nobody finishes a book and concludes “that was great; now I shall never read another one.” other writers are your teammates and coworkers, not your competition. 261409292
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just put one on hold at the library - will that do? 121
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@nicolemwolverton.bsky.social, look what I just got from the library! 120
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hey, British Airways and Heathrow Airport, why do I have to arrive 3 hours before an international flight if bag drop doesn't open until 2 hours before the flight? 060
Reposted by Jaime SperlingMikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn, 6276932022
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I do understand what client means, but I also know that, after I offer suggestions to make it shorter, client will argue with me about almost anything I deleted. 061
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Client: Please make this shorter but don't delete any information. Me: ... #AmEditing 2121
Reposted by Jaime SperlingRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use. 221174413960
Reposted by Jaime SperlingMapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂) 982101642399
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 28/08/2026L'Eggs! My Nana used to do all sorts of crafty things with those cases. 030
Reposted by Jaime SperlingStephanie Carvin @stephaniecarvin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wake up, babe. The Prime Minister just dropped “hydronym”. 282115152168
Reposted by Jaime SperlingM J Murcott @m-j-murcott.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just to be clear this was performed today and not an old clip someone has dug up. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...bbc.co.ukBuckingham Palace guards play '9 to 5' in honour of Dolly PartonThe Royal Family's Instagram account posted the video, with a message "remembering the late, great Dolly, who brought joy, comfort and inspiration to so many". 514913
Reposted by Jaime SperlingDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton is credited in at least 37 research papers on the COVID vaccine, including the first phase I trial results published in the New England Journal of Medicine in 2020. 1847181057
Reposted by Jaime SperlingDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 26/08/2026They are lowering US flags to half-mast for a week, but if the government really wants to pay tribute to Dolly, they should fund education, the arts, and medical research instead of trying to eradicate them. 311923511
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 27/08/2026subsidence agriculture --> subsistence agriculture #AmEditing #SpellCheckWontHelp 190
Reposted by Jaime SperlingLaurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton and Donald Trump were both born in 1946. Parton was born into poverty in a one-room cabin in Appalachia. Trump was born a millionaire in one of the most diverse places on Earth. One dedicated her life to love and joy and generosity. The other dedicated his to selfishness and cruelty. 471664481
Reposted by Jaime SperlingHeated Rivalry News @hrnews.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“Introducing Ryan and Fabian. Daniel Diemer and Shaheen Jafargholi join the cast of #HeatedRivalry Season 2, coming to Crave in Spring 2027. More cast to be announced soon! 👀” via cravecanada 915237
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I don't know if it's a real memory or a false memory, but I do know my parents woke me up to watch it. I was not quite 3. 020
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I'm leaving in two and a half weeks and am beginning to fret about what to take. 020
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Optimist: the cup is half full. Pessimist: the cup is half empty. Copyeditor: Would "glass" be a better choice here? 060
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 25/08/2026As an NYC resident for 30+ years, nothing enrages me more than people complaining that a house is "a little small" when it's 2K sqf or more. 110
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I just looked this up in AP a few days ago (for a proofread), and it's not a rule in AP. I was surprised! 100
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My mom would have been DELIGHTED to know this. She was and I am covered in them. 010
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"Stayin' Alive" as the soundtrack is chef's kiss! 010
Reposted by Jaime SperlingMaggie Vail @magicbeans.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This is your semi-regular reminder: DON'T USE ULINE and if you see someone you know using them, make sure they know where their money is going. 512953
Reposted by Jaime SperlingJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My whole childless life I’ve been told when you become a parent your heart opens up to a new special magical kind of love, apparently a love so strong it will let children die of entirely preventable illnesses. 421749439
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I estimated that a copyedit I just did (on an industry report) was going to take me 10 hours. It took me 10 hours and 8 minutes. I love it when I'm that close. #AmEditing 1250
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I still have so much to do!!! 😭 #AmEditing #StetSprint And it has to be done by tomorrow. 360
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I'm in! I'm continuing to work on that paper about life insurance for high-net-worth individuals. (Still doesn't apply to me. 😅) #AmEditing #StetSprint 280
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 11/08/2026First rule of copyediting/proofreading: Never look at the finished product! You'll spot an error immediately. 010
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 10/08/2026TIL that natives and residents of Warsaw are called Varsovians. #AmEditing 080
Reposted by Jaime SperlingDr. Emily Hamilton-Honey @hermioneclone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Dear all - I am searching for someone who does formatting and indexing, preferably someone who knows current Chicago style and also does indexing in humanities. I would like to get a sense of what your rates are! #AcademicSky 81112
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I'm getting started on a paper about high-net-worth life insurance (which clearly does not pertain to me 😀 [also not sure about those hyphens]). I'm going to stop a few mins early so I can grab a snack before a meeting I have immediately following. #StetSprint #AmEditing 040
Jaime Sperling @diedofennui.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Gah, I need to get #StetSprint on my calendar! I'll be working on a report about diesel emissions controls for the next ... 53 minutes. 🕚 150
Reposted by Jaime Sperlingchilton 👁 @chiltonm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Gentle reminder for all that if you have books that are water damaged, crawling with bugs, physically broken, or giving you travel advice for a country that hasn’t existed since the 90s, you can safely throw them away, you don’t need to make them your local thrift store’s problem. 17808139