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xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

yesssssssssss

image edit of ed teach where the caption has been changed to "gay sex, magic, art"

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Alejandro Alvarez @aletakesphotos.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

“You can build all the dick rockets you want to go to Mars while you try to leave the rest of us on the burning Earth. We’re gonna take control. This is our world, and it’s our government, and it’s our money.” — Sara Nelson, Association of Flight Attendants president

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poorlyporned 🔞 @poorlyporned.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

OFMDKinktober Day 2: Mutual masturbation and an accompanying fic: archiveofourown.org/works/50494825 #ofmdnsfw #ofmd #gentlebeard #ofmdart

Ed and Stede are sitting on a sofa, Ed leaning back into a corner and Stede next to him. They are both naked, save for the open robe Stede has on. They're jerking themselves off, Stede looking flustered and Ed watching him. Stede says "This is something pirates do?" and Ed answers "Yeah mate. All the time".

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poorlyporned 🔞 @poorlyporned.bsky.social · 04/10/2024

DAY 3: Predicament bondage || Remote control device #ofmdkinktober #ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw #nsfw

Ed is naked, kneeling on a bed. His hands are bound behind him by leather cuffs. His hair is up, and he has on a choke collar that is connected to his cuffs by a leather leash. The cuffs are also connected by a metal rod to a large vibrating dildo that is in his ass. His eyes are closed and his mouth is open gasping for air. Stede is seated in a chair in front of him, wearing a robe. He is smiling fondly and is holding a remote control in his right hand.

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poorlyporned 🔞 @poorlyporned.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

day 29: creampie It's rumored that of all the various places he had visited, the Gentleman Pirate's favorite was a secluded and private spot known as Teach's Hole. "The view is unparalleled," he was known to say. #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard [orig. posted 10.29.22]

View is of Ed's bare ass as he lies on his front, legs spread. Stede's left hand is clutching Ed's left cheek while also thumbing open Ed's hole, allowing come to spill out of it and trickle down his taint and balls. Stede has a wedding band on and his hand is freckled. Ed has several tattoos showing, including: a treasure chest on his ass; an 'X' with a dashed line leading to it by his hole; a jellyfish on the back of his right thigh; double bands around his left thigh; part of his snake tattoo winding around his left thigh; an anchor on the inside of each thigh. His ass and legs are hairy.

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OurArtMeans[REDACTED] @ourartmeanszaddy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

(Originally Posted 1.19.2025) Happy #SexualSunday! Here’s some #spicygentlebeardart of my favorite boys being disgustingly cute. Based on a skeet from a few weeks ago #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #transmascedteach #ftmedteach #gentlebeard #gentlebeardnsfw #blackbonnet #edstede

Art of Stede seeing Ed’s Tdick for the first time. The text in the drawing says “Oh Ed! It’s beautiful!” “What are your plans for it?” “I’ll probably just eat it 🩵” “Good plan, I like that💜”
Stede is kneeling in front of Ed, his very pale and minimal shapely butt and very shapely balls can be seen on the left. He is looking into Ed’s eyes. Ed has his legs spread, with his right leg hooked over Stede’s shoulder. His Tdick is on display and standing at attention as illustrated by the two purple exclamation points beside it. To the right of this is a more simplified drawing of the two from a birds eye view. Ed is laying back with his hair and arms thrown around him. He has heart eyes and his mouth is hanging open. He has both legs thrown over Stede’s shoulders. Stede’s head is buried in Ed’s lap, his hair is also a bit mussed up. He has one arm propping him up, and the other soothing Ed’s left calf. They’re outlined in an pastel orangey-yellow. The background of the picture is a pastel lavender

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CitrusSynning ✨🏳️‍🌈🔞✨ @citrussynning.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Someone’s celebrating a big day with their very own handmade party hat! New Hard Disciplines is out today! CW: 🍆 and 🪢 and 🥳 #OFMDfanart #OFMD #OFMDnsfw

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poorlyporned 🔞 @poorlyporned.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

so @ignisentis.bsky.social was talking about Ed needing Stede's fingers in addition to his cock and it reminded me of this kinktober sketch I did. I'd posted it with a bunch of other ones here but figured it deserved to shine on its own #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

close-up of Ed's ass as he's riding Stede. His cheeks are darkened from being spanked repeatedly. Stede's left hand is resting on top of Ed's right cheek. The middle and ring fingers of his right hand are pushed into Ed's hole alongside Stede's cock - all three are wet with lube. Ed's hole is slightly darkened. There is an X tattoo by his hole, a kraken trampstamp, a tattoo of Stede's initials in a heart on his left cheek, and a treasure chest on his right (the latter two half hidden under Stede's hands.

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Rue @artsy-outsider.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

#ofmdnsfw #nsfw in the stripped club straight up jorking it and by "it" i mean ha ha well my peanits

a colored drawing of ed teach from our flag means death, naked in bed, jacking off his dick :)

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jules | #LongLiveOFMD @blandbeard.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

you’re laughing. ed’s getting his butthole buccaneered and you’re laughing

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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

excuse the quality i drew this in a hurry cus i have. a question is there a name for tucking the dick behind the thighs like this bc its one of my fav positions to put stede in. unrelated to the fact it looks kind of mermaidy which i only realized as i was drawing this. fate perhaps

Digital line drawing of Stede from OFMD nude and erect. He's curled up with his knees hooked over one forearm and his dick tucked through his thighs so it's lying right down next to his butt.

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✨ericavee✨ @ericavee.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

what about babygirlifying historical figures without written consent

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Ollie🪿 @lumiilys.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

Giggling at how the way I draw Ed has evolved since 2022. I will cutesify that middle aged man!!! #ofmd

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Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 29/01/2024

cat Roach!

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alandslideofopossums - #LongLiveOFMD @alandslideofop1.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Butthole Buccaneering has never looked so good 💋 #OFMD #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath

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Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

⚔️

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queerdo john @queerdojohn.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I just missed this meme

Ed being run through by Stede saying 'didn't mean to moan like that my bad'

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Self-care day, everyone! Remember to take care of yourselves. xo #OFMDfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Stede topping Ed. If you like that kind of thing. CW: NSFW cartoon pirate smut #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Stede is behind Ed, railing him into the mattress of their four-poster bed. His skin is flushed and he's kissing Ed's back, panting heavily with the effort. Ed is splayed out underneath Stede, hair loose and falling over his arm and onto the mattress. He's gripping the sheets tightly with his hands. A speech bubble reads "Oh fuck, Stede- Yes! I love it." Ed has a tattoo on his butt that says "Booty or Bussy."

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

This is OFMD kinktober day 22 with ravishment fantasy | strap-ons | I never thought you'd be into this. CW for yep. Just straight up cartoon gentlebeard porn. #OFMDKinktober2024

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poorlyporned 🔞 @poorlyporned.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

day 13: nipple play | ropes | biting hahaha remember when I said I wasn't going to do ofmdkinktober? #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard #nsfw [orig. posted 10.13.22]

Ed is naked, seated on an ottoman, hair piled up in a bun. He is bound in a rope harness, his arms behind his back, and the black cravat is covering his mouth. His nipples are pierced, and he also has a prince albert and jacob's ladder piercings in his dick. His chest is covered in hickeys and bite marks, and he is looking down at Stede, who is naked and between his legs, kneeling. Stede is biting down on one of Ed's nipple rings and tugging it, stretching the nipple out. His left hand is on Ed's chest, thumb rubbing at Ed's other nipple. His right hand is holding Ed's cock.

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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

Lesbians Ed and Stede /commission

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poorlyporned 🔞 @poorlyporned.bsky.social · 03/09/2024

another SMT2 exclusive. this was a sketch I'd shared online before deciding to clean it up and color it for the zine. fisting will always be a favorite of mine 😌 #ofmdnsfw #ofmd #gentlebeard #nsfw

Ed and Stede are naked on a bed. Ed is lying on his front, head on a pillow that his arms are wrapped again. His left leg is bent up and his right leg is straightened out, Stede straddling it. Stede has his right hand on Ed's back, and his left is fully in Ed's ass, lube covering up to the middle of his forearm. Ed is looking over his shoulder, mouth open, an overwhelmed expression on his face as Stede watches him carefully.

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poorlyporned 🔞 @poorlyporned.bsky.social · 31/01/2024

apologies for forgetting about this account but I'm back #ofmdnsfw #ofmd #gentlebeard #ofmdart

Ed is lying on his left side, back to the viewer. His arms are bound behind his back with red cuffs, and a red collar is visible from under his hair. His left leg is stretched out and his right is bent forward, foot and toes flexing. Enough of his face is visible to see him looking down at Stede. Stede is lying on his stomach in front of Ed, the top of his head visible from where it's bent towards Ed's crotch. He's fingerfucking Ed with his left hand, pushing back his come leaking out of Ed's hole.

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poorlyporned 🔞 @poorlyporned.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

remember when @scarrletmoon.bsky.social predicted the cat bell in Powder Blue? (if you haven't read it yet, wtf are you waiting for? archiveofourown.org/works/452847...) #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard #nsfw [orig. posted 04.26.23]

The back of Ed's and Stede's heads are in the foreground, blurry. They are facing sliding glass doors, their reflections visible over the blurred lights of the city outside. Ed is bent over a marble counter, naked except for diamond and rhinestone covered collar around his neck. Attached to the collar is a gold jingle bell. Stede is behind him, wearing only a dark green button down with flowers embroidered on it. He's fucking Ed, one hand on his hip and the other pulling Ed's hair, forcing his head up to look at their reflection.

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Good morning, crew! I started a S1 rewatch last night and had some thoughts. Ed also had some thoughts. Stede's just expressing his through touch. CW: pirate porn, NSFW #OFMDfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Ed is laying back on a yellow-green blanket, eyes shut tight, hair radiating out like sunshine from his pink, glowing face, and his legs are bent and spread. Between his thighs is his boyfriend and master rimmer, Stede Bonnet lying on his stomach and spreading Ed's cheeks while he makes him come apart. Ed's speech bubbles say "... and then yo-you said... ah- stand down, Edward - gasp- let me deal with it. Ah - and I knew." Did I mention Ed's horsecock lying on his stomach leaking? Too much detail? Too little? Let me know!

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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Hey, remember when I hand knit and gifted Con O'Neill a Starsky and Hutch inspired Cowichan sweater and he yelled "NO FUCKIN WAY!" and immediately put it on? That sound replays in my head daily and is maybe one of my happiest moments ever. Anyway, go check out the history of these amazing sweaters!

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ceej @ceej.online · 05/02/2025

do you mind shutting that overton window? it’s getting a little chilly in here

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Reposting this, no reason

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 22/09/2024

me going to sleep every night

David Lynch saying into the megaphone on set “okay let’s try that again, but this time good”

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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I don't know if anyone caught it during the Treasury rally today, but. Rep. McIver straight-up said that her Republican colleagues are leaving their phones off the hook because they don't want to hear from their constituents. THAT is what Dems should be preaching from every corner, every day.

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Ailene #CrewForLife💜🩵🏴‍☠️ @alittlevelma.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

There’s literally a battle going on around them and this is all they can see #Gentlebeard #OFMD

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Jan Dehn @jandehn.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

BLOG: Struggling to make sense of what's happening in the US government, such as purges at govt agencies, Musk's annexation of Treasury powers, and crooks getting important government jobs? Be confused no more! There's method in the madness - it's State Capture. www.jandehn.com/post/elon-mu...

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Elon Musk's Gift To The US: State Capture

Was Elon Musk inspired by state capture in South Africa to bring this systemic type of corruption to the US?

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