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PATIENT: Doctor, I'm depressed. Life feels miserable and pointless. What do I do? How do I become happy again?
THERAPIST: I know what'll cheer you up. The cask of Amontillado I have down in the basement! Follow me
MAN: But doctor, I thought this was a Pagliacci tweet
THERAPIST: It can be two things