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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 3h

Excited for another year of Dragsidia at @gatewayfate.bsky.social! A lot of fun stuff is in store so I hope to see y'all there!

Drag show flyer for Dragsidia at Gateway Fate, an unofficial Final Fantasy Fan Event in STL. The show is on Sunday, October 18th. 8pm at the Exhibit Hall Stage.

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's that time of year again. Get in here, witches!!

Drag show flyer for Klub Weirdo: Witches on October 21st at 9pm. Only at the Crack Fox in STL. Entree fee: 21+ is $25 and 18+ is $20. Cast is Moxxi Mayhem, Fabrielle, Sweet Toni Fur, Allura Fette, Capt. Dick Blastoff, Ominous Portent Mornett, Sybil Nix, Schuyler C. Valentine, Sara Shay and Cheery Blossom.

Drag show flyer for Klub Weirdo: Witches featuring Captain Dick Blastoff.

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

But you never have this problem with meeee, right?

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Oh Captain, my Captain... A quick snapshot taken by my first mate. 💙 Soon to be turned into stickers that you can have!

Colorful illustration of drag performer Captain Dick Blastoff riding on a phallic shaped rocket. The word Blastoff trails behind in rainbow font.

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

This Wednesday is gonna be really fun for Sonic fans, just sayin.

Saint Louis Drag show flyer for Klub Weirdo: Crimes featuring AsterRisk and Capt. Dick Blastoff on Wednesday March 18th at 9pm!

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Dancing Green found the perfect dance partner: himself!

Two Dancing Greens with their fingers pointing skyward.

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Another amazing Dragsidia show!!Thanks again to the fabulous earthlings of @gatewayfate.bsky.social and starlight personified @orianaperon.bsky.social as well as my best drag buddies for making it so fun! 🚀🩵

Five drag performers posing on a stage dressed as Sephiroth FF7, Axel Kingdom Hearts, Dancing Green FFXIV, Celes FF6 and Vincent Valentine FF7 respectively.

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Yesterday was my birthday AND my Dickiversary! 2 years of Captain Dick Blastoff and 36 years of the Other Guy!

A collage of ten pictures of Captain Dick's drag from the past year. From top left to bottom: Tenna Deltarune, Spamton Deltarune, Deadpool, a rat, the house from Wizard of Oz, a rooster, Gozer Ghostbusters, Emet-Selch FFXIV, Feo Ul FFXIV, a crazed 1950s housewife murdering a turkey.

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Me when I Shadowbring it to the stage ✨ From @gatewayfate.bsky.social & @orianaperon.bsky.social 's Dragsidia last year! Pics by @katiemayphotographyindy on insta! Always remember to call on your lovely branch or they'll call on Hades to SLAY for you.

FFXIV Feo Ul drag costume pointing to the follow button

FFXIV Hades Emet-Selch costume with masks of fallen brethren

FFXIV Hades Emet-Selch drag with his bobbies out!!!!!

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I'm da giant rat dat makes all of da rules

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

These are the two I got last September

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

DELTARUNE [[TOMORROW]]?? I'M SO HAPPY I COULD [$X$!] !! Spamton from Kings & Creatures Hear Me Out show! 📸: @silassilencesfx.bsky.social #deltarune #spamton

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Tomorrow!! This show is sure to be outta this world! 🪐

Flyer for a drag show hosted by Kings & Creatures called Hear Me Out based on the funny cake trend. Friday February 28th at 9:30pm at Bar PM in STL.

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I think I better call my space lawyer Mr. Phoenix Wrong.

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Thanksgiving may be over but there's always...leftovers. From Drag Sabbath last month! 🦃: Abbyyyy 📸: T L Witt

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

Gozer The Gozerian, Gozer The Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar.... The Traveler has come!! From Klub Weirdo: Ghosts! They're not a woman, they're not a man. They are something that you'll never understand. 📸: t_l_witt on insta! 🩵🚀

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

⚡Incoming transmission from Captain Dick: if any of you heavenly bodies are in the Saint Louis star system this week, make sure you don't miss out on what is sure to be a most stellar show!

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 02/09/2024

August 16th was my drag-iversary! My Dick-iversary, if you will. Here's to another 3,000 years!

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

I had an astronomically great time at last months Klub Weirdo: Cartoons! I beamed down disguised as my favorite earth creature known as Roger Rabbit. His documentary is very inspiring! 🩵🚀 📸: t_l_witt on insta

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

I come from the net... Bob from ReBoot? At MY drag show? It's more likely than you think. Next time you boot up your computer, give the tiny Bob inside a high five from me. Pics by t_l_witt on insta from Bimbovision: Bobs

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 09/01/2024

Here's a look at my ship, The Double Entendre. Whenever you see this shape in the night sky you'll know I've made a visit. 🩵🚀

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