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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Languagejones vs. Etymologynerd "discourse" is god's way of punishing me for my transgressions. Will be ignoring both immediately.

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Look, I don't know if Ilhan Omar actually married her brother to do immigration fraud, but if she did I kinda respect the commitment and think she should get to keep the citizenship

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Action Bronson if he was singaporean I'm in my polo tee, I'm eating kolo me, I'm at the Bellied Star show wondering where the solo be, in November I'll be flying off to Tokyo free, I'm in a Holo tee with Masahiro Motoki

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Action Bronson if he was singaporean Fuck a red delicious it's D24 with the thorns on it I'm in joo chiat eating vadai with the prawns on it

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Body wrapped, call the priest, time for the intercessory Chopper wrapped in a hijab inspired secular accessory

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Now that Irish are all atheists and Brazilians are all protestants, are Filipinos the only catholic ethnicity left on earth??

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Intenudas @izmarasan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The word for Hyena >Tamajeq : Tazori > Tamasheq : Tašori > Tubu : Zoor > Hausa : kura

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Put the music on shuffle and had to struggle through a really difficult shoulder press set during Wale's verse on Waka Flocka Flame's "No Hands"

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

When all three of these things occur simultaneously, that's Filipino

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❦ emmy ❦ @princewife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

gen z dirty talk: i want your dihh in my ahh 😏

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My black friend saw a CONVERSE SHOE and panicked that it was a KKK HOOD. The blacks are tiiiiiiiiired.

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I also think we should have separate roads for israeli jews 🫡🫡🫡

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/05/2025

you naive rubes think you can help people by posting. smart and wise people like me know that you can't effect any change by posting. and now I am going to change your mind and save you from your clueless bleeding-heart nature. I am going to do this by posting

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Rudolf Hima @himarudolf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Temnodontosaurus

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

White people are the scum of the Earth, except the handful I am personally friends with, and of course the intrinsic value of all human life. Also, Douglas Adams was good.

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Chinese Gambino be like 光天我起来就懂你一定会好脸以前我要但现在我就抱歉那弄我吃苦药谦卑...

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran doesn't know his own audience. You aren't Taylor Swift bro you have to be woke on these things!!

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The past is gone. Fuck! I liked the past. I had even thought of it as the present, at the time. I had even thought of it as the future, before that.

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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 13/09/2026

they should invent human interaction that is easy, clear, and mutually beneficial

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Decided to just adopt this attitude from now onwards

"Bahasa Melayu awak teruk"
"Aku tak kisah"

"உன் தமிழ் மொழி மோசமாக உள்ளது"
"எனக்கு கவலை இல்லை"

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I am the most oppressed minority on earth. There is only one of me and billions of non-mes

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I'm finding out way too much for someone who fucks around so little

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Celtibeŕ @celtiber.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026

Make a band edible: The Momos & the Papas arrugadas

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This has always been a moronic definition of "semitic" because no Arab or Copt ever identified as "semitic" until like last year lmao, but now it's worse because it obscures the jewishness of the warcrimes and makes it like a little intracommunity spat

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

When all three of these things occur simultaneously, that's Filipino

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Trevor A. Branch @trevorabranch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This is seismic news for fisheries scientists. Northern cod is *the* iconic symbol of total fisheries collapse due to overfishing (and other factors) *and* the iconic symbol of a complete failure to recover for decades afterwards. This is like announcing the complete recovery of bison on land.

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Is there a guy who spews both antisemitism and islamophobia

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Every day morons on Threads and Twitter talk about how we need a American Lee Kuan Yew bro THAT IS ZOHRAN MAMDANI HE IS DOING ALL THOSE THINGS FOR YOU

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Pretty funny how Spain is the wokest country on earth but half their citizens are named Francisco Fascista Matamoros

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Mike Melton @mikemelton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

White-backed Vulture for #InternationalVultureAwarenessDay Gyps africanus at Krueger National Park #Vultures #birds #SouthAfrica

Large brown vulture perched on a dead tree branch against a pale blue sky.

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"Bayesian" means "from the Bay Area".

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Everything I learn about this Hasan guy makes me respect him more like what do you mean he actually wants to lock up ice agents 🫡🫡🫡

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You are not the tallest person on bluesky

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

At the airport when they ask you "what's the purpose of your visit" if you say "holiday" or "vacation" the ICA officer should just shoot you in the head

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Plug a lesbian so they call her Dyke Dealer I got a shooter in the back so I call him Mike Miller He cut your head and hang both parts of you on Pike Pillar He from the the jewish mafia they call him the

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My Warrior Cats Era Is Over

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

First Erykah Badu album in 16 years and midway through you hear DUDUDUDUDUDUDU #ohyeah

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F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

fire island views on 120 film

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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I'm like a bird: •I'll only fly away •I don't know what a scone is •I don't know where my phone is

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Plazi @plazi-species.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

#NewSpecies! New #lizard from #china just snuck in: Acanthosaura aurantiogularis Treatment: treatment.plazi.org/id/C6C9157C-... Publication: doi.org/10.3897/zook... #ZooKeys #AcanthosauraAurantiogularis #FAIRdata #taxonomy #nature #conservation #animals #fauna #herps #reptiles #squamata #agamids

Holotype male of Acanthosaura aurantiogularis in life, showing lateral overview.

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Absolutely floored by this image that has just been sent to me...

Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, Yayoi Kusama, and Ratko Mladic hanging out in heaven????

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Here are 600 posts on Elon Musk's twitter about how you should boycott the new Harry Potter show

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I am finally going to come out and say it: we have put hot honey on enough things

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’ve never used the term clanker bc it’s kind of cringe if we’re being honest but the people who are claiming that using it desensitizes you to actual slurs are beyond deranged

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/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Bluesky is really a different world because someone just liked my post and when I opened their profile it was just a video of a woman urinating

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I'm sick and tired of people calling them slurs. I enunciate them impeccably.

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