Simon @dhi2swm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026How long before Nigel or the other weirdo cranks demand it? 000
Simon @dhi2swm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Or, she has a list of recycled shit ideas from the last 14 years & the battle is choosing which three she thinks we’ve forgotten to dust of and try and present as new solutions? 000
Reposted by Simonrprobbins.bsky.social @rprobbins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Facts, plain and straightforward 😳😡 061
Simon @dhi2swm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hey…Is it just me? Or do those brilliant solutions sound REALLY familiar? I wonder where I’ve heard them before over the last several decades I’ve been alive… 031
Reposted by SimonAlex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Apparently "Kemi" has "fresh solutions" uniquely tailored to Britain's current problems. <excitedly prepares to take notes> Cut taxes, reward the wealthiest, punish the poor and sick, alienate our allies, deregulate big business, and privatise any remaining state function. WAAAAAAIT A MINUTE! 46682160
Reposted by SimonBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Suella Braverman too proud for benefits... Went to university for free Studied in Europe using the heavily subsidised Erasmus program Claimed ALL her rent, energy, council tax bills for at least 5 years Millions of pounds in expenses claims She just doesn't call them benefits 45895386
Reposted by SimonPeter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The UK Daily Mail obviously did not like the results of its own poll. Its own graphic portrays 75% as less than 50%. #UKPolitics #Brexit #EuropeanUnion 591085303
Simon @dhi2swm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was today years old when I found out that JRM can tell the truth. Who’da thunk? Still, he’s not to be forgiven; via Brexit, he’s as complicit in furthering Russian foreign policy as his bone headed sparring partner there. 050
Reposted by SimonCold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cable Street 1936-2026: Not Then Not Now roughtradebooks.com/products/cab... 261041339
Reposted by SimonParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm furious about the two Iranians who came across as part of the surge in small boats created by my Brexit and under a Home Office run by my MPs Suella Braverman and Robert Jenrick. 301069303
Reposted by SimonCanuckstan 🇨🇦 @jonchevreau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026#via Canadian cartoonist Dave Whamond #CanadaSky #USpol 354138664358
Reposted by SimonScouseLakes @scouselakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“The Tories are taking the public for fools. Across 14 years in government, they added just 500 prison places and closed 23 prisons. Now Kemi Badenoch expects the British people to believe they'll build 50,000." 1212650
Reposted by SimonDanny Robins @dannyrobins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Our second case in the #Uncanny Halloween Countdown 2026 takes us to remote, rural Scotland. Is there a way to explain what these frightened parents saw??? Come back tomorrow for another real-life potentially paranormal story! 👻 Uncanny Halloween Countdown | Listen on BBC Sounds & watch on YouTube 26611
Reposted by SimonRachel Miller @rachelmilleruk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's October. It's spooky season. That means just one thing. The Uncanny Halloween Countdown is here!! So excited, and this is a great one to kick proceedings off! Chills. 👻🎃 🧹 #TeamBeliever #uncanny #halloween @dannyrobins.bsky.social 1126
Simon @dhi2swm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jeez he’s got a MASSIVE head - figuratively and literally! 000
Reposted by SimonGeorge Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Here is how politics, in most cases, works: Rich and powerful interests, whether in fossil fuels, finance, big tech, media, meat, pharma or foreign governments, make a demand, and use their sophisticated tools to persuade a government to adopt it. The government adopts it. Please read whole🧵 31914398
Simon @dhi2swm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So…he’s such a patriot that he’s leaving because he can’t drive how he wants? 110
Simon @dhi2swm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Jesus imagine 60 of those c*nts in parliament.static.klipy.comRobert Downey Jr. Rolling EyesALT: Robert Downey Jr. Rolling Eyes 000
Simon @dhi2swm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I love how the ones who leave (or pretend to) are like: “OK, BYE; I warned you. I’m going now. Don’t stop me, OK? I’ve made up my mind, so bye. BYE, like I said, I’m going now…hello? Yeah, I’m off. Bye!” *tumbleweed*static.klipy.comNo One Cares Nobody CaresALT: No One Cares Nobody Cares 010
Simon @dhi2swm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026John doesn’t like commas. He only likes cooking his family and pets. 010
Reposted by SimonLiz Webster 🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺 @lizwebster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Should the U.K. rejoin the EU and reverse Brexit? Get voting! www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic... 134630259
Simon @dhi2swm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Happy to see Six Feet Under up there - that’s a brilliant show. 000
Reposted by SimonThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026CARTOON OF THE DAY… 408127225449
Simon @dhi2swm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026😂 I…what…why…you’ve…static.klipy.comMan's Funny Mind Blown ReactionALT: Man's Funny Mind Blown Reaction 010
Reposted by SimonDave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger. 442233733
Reposted by SimonElection_Every @electionevery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026youtu.be/0ILFAKnM6LQ?...youtu.be🚨Trump DID THIS as Xi ARRIVED…YouTube video by MeidasTouch 3217
Simon @dhi2swm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Someone needs to tell her… that when they talk about “repatriation” or “go back to where you belong”…they mean her too. 121
Simon @dhi2swm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The people who are REALLY CARE about knife crime will be furious when they see this… 000
Reposted by SimonBest for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 23/09/2026⚠️ Brexit has left us poorer and more isolated on the world stage. 💪 Burnham must go for EU membership. Not only will it deliver £92bn to our economy but will restore our standing in the world.independent.co.ukBrexit has left Britain ‘impotent – a bobbing cork in the sea,’ says David MilibandExclusive: Former foreign secretary adds to mounting pressure for a new UK deal with EU to repair Brexit damage 15403123
Simon @dhi2swm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Amazing. And certain sectors of the public’s hatred of strangers is stronger than their own preservation. And they drag the rest of us not the gutter with them. 000
Reposted by SimonPrem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thinktank linked to Reform UK calls for abolition of state pension. Means-testing even though people have paid for it. Proposes abolishing inheritance and capital gains tax; cut corporation tax. Enrich the wealthiest. No means-testing. Chaos and cruelty inevitable.theguardian.comThinktank linked to Reform UK calls for abolition of state pension‘Radical’ report likely to influence party’s platform also proposes abolishing inheritance and capital gains taxes 43403231
Reposted by SimonBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Autumn poem just dropped. 11443139
Reposted by SimonBest for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 22/09/2026Brexit wrecked our economy. Andy Burnham will confront Brexit ‘turbulence’ at the UN General Assembly. We will be listening 👀thetimes.comAndy Burnham to confront Brexit ‘turbulence’ at UN general assemblyIn New York, the prime minister will call for greater resilience against hostile states as he seeks to repair EU ties an 721247
Simon @dhi2swm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Gosh, do people still ask his opinion? I hope nobody actually still listens to him…? 030
Simon @dhi2swm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think we all know which politician organisation has the agenda, as well as what that agenda is. Good to call it out 👏🏻 010
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