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Salty

@dfedmpls.bsky.social
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Minneapolis FOSS Neurodivergent Survivor of abuse, cancer and fascism. Metaphorically, everyone can learn how to walk again if I could. Swear at the fuckers. NAZI PUNKS: FUCK OFF! Stand with Minnesota: www.standwithminnesota.com

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Listen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 9h
once again, as a private school graduate, private schools should not exist
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EmKay K-A @mkettleson.bsky.social · 9h
Quiet & quick abductions. Fuck ICE
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 10h
Just a reminder that these are the words of my mother, a PhD in Special Ed., when explaining why my father tried to kill me, aged 9, over an autism diagnosis no one in the family world fully explain to me: "We didn't think you'd be functional." It doesnt stop at idiot, they can be eugenicists too.
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o_oooo_Ø_____o_ @notiapetus.bsky.social · 12h
I've said it before, I'll say it again: Prosecute the ones who pulled the trigger. Prosecute the ones who gave the orders. Prosecute those who cover for the above. ABOLISH ICE
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 10h
FUCK ICE
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 23h
The main thing I know about Bari Weiss is that she was at the forefront of propaganda effort to justify the murder of my neighbors by the United States
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 15h
RR and Mutual Aid need you. Pick up a whistle and a camera and let's keep us safe.
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 17h
Fuck DHS. Fuck ICE.
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 18h
Eugenics.
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Becca Esche @beccasaintpaul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you live in St Paul, please do me a favor and contact your city councilperson about SPPD's assault of community members and collusion with ICE on Rose Ave on 11/25/25. There has been no accountability. Please. I don't want this forgotten.
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🔥Carrie🔥 @supitscarrie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I, a hobby musician with a full time day job that has me in an office five days a week, can somewhat consistently put out quality tunes across multiple projects and in various genres with absolutely no generative AI... what the fuck is anyone else's excuse
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@makeherway @makeherway.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jacob Frey took office in 2018. He is the man responsible for this. "Last year was the seventh straight year of record MPD overtime costs; the last time the city stayed within its police overtime budget was 2018." www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...
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Interim Minneapolis police chief says he inherited a budget ‘mess’
Police leaders acknowledged during a City Council budget meeting that overtime was handed out too loosely in years past and said they’re now monitoring it more closely.
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHEN WE SAY DEFUND THE POLICE WHAT WE MEAN IS THEY LITERALLY ARE BANKRUPTING US DOING FUCK ALL TO PROTECT ANYONE BUT THEMSELVES
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ravenlore @ravenlore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shit, they played the game when they moved the 4 to Lyndale and killed the 23. Transit accessibility is now a barrier for me.
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FUCK ICE
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 28/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "you can absolutely fuck off with that shit"
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Timothy Caulfield @caulfieldtim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Vaccines work" isn't a political statement. "Immigrants do not increase crime" isn't a political statement. "Climate change is real" isn't a political statement. "Genocide is bad" isn't a political statement. Stop neutralizing the power of facts by framing them as "politics." Reality matters.
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Having a system to be blamed but not able to change it is literally fascism. This is what they want: the colateral damage is acceptable to the fascist.
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see "Anarcho-Syndicalism" and I feel the need to remind everyone that strange women lying in ponds and distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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Help I'M Being Repressed Monty Python
Alt: Help I'M Being Repressed Monty Python
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@johnlieske.blackskycomra.de
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This weather is a nightmare for chronic pain
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A minor is a good country key.
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The Blues Brothers Performing Live
Alt: The Blues Brothers Performing Live
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have run out of starburst minis.
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That70s Show Kitty Pours a Drink
Alt: That70s Show Kitty Pours a Drink
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jill Stein is invited ALL THE WAY OUTSIDE for a game of "hide and go fuck yourself with a shashka."
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If any VCs are watching: I can have a 2 and 5 year development plan for this app by the end of the day. Asking 10m in seed for actual punches over tcp/ip. why not? we made FUFMe a reality!
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is also bullshit. They're not scaling back.
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It’s Julie. Dr. Tilsen, if you’re nasty (or use AI) @queeringtherapist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HOT COFFFEEE
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People seem to have real emotions because I don't give a shit about their country music star. "You're in a bubble if you don't take hard sale tactics for mediocre shitty music seriously!" I have a bag of dicks for y'all to snack on over this fucking genre...
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Man in Crown Sings 'Fuck You!' & 'I'm Out!'
Alt: Man in Crown Sings 'Fuck You!' & 'I'm Out!'
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
y'all starburst minis are gonna be the death of me.
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yo I don't trust an overly friendly and chatty bus driver. You're gonna sell me amway or something, aren't you?
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whole lot of freedom loving citizens didn't support Zoidberg on freedom day and look where that got us.
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Futurama: All Eyes on Zoidberg!
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 27/09/2026
Seward Cafe is the oldest cooperatively run restaurant in the United States, and they’re still about 12k short of the funds they need to stay open. It’s such a special place, and that’s honestly not that high a number! Let’s all pitch in to save the community center!
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Buy Seward Cafe a Coffee
Become a supporter of Seward Cafe today!
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
46th and 46th if you want your ass kicked, says the turkeys.
Minneapolis turkeys.
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Can has Vernors?" #kingfield
Olivia licks her chops as she waits patiently.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/09/2026
technofascism community panel on the rise of mass surveillance and AI in the twin cities on october 19 in st paul, co-hosted by st paul city council member hwajeong kim and minneapolis city council robin wonsley and featuring state rep athena hollins, and other local experts
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck ICE
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sick whip
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"You dressed up as the Blues Brothers?" "We're Men In Black, duh. What is a blue brother?" Time capsule from 1999.
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I could fucking murder a Coney Island dog with a side of Chili Cheese Fries and a large Boston Float (with Vernors, because I am not a goddamned savage.)
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
...Y'all. Does it come with A/C? (I will see myself out.)
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I once relly-all fired someone at Eucalyptus from the company band (not the company) for suggesting we cover Nickleback and I stand by my iced chai.
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well actually, I prefer iced chai. I'm fired aren't I?
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can still make the kid laugh just by saying "balls." Suck it, haters.
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Big Meaty Claws Big Meaty Balls Spongebob Meme
Alt: Big Meaty Claws Big Meaty Balls Spongebob Meme
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hired, motherfucker.
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want a Lake Street Waffle House SO BAD.
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuckass ICE still patrolling. Whistles up.
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Fuck Ice Ice
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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Can has Vernors?" #kingfield
Olivia licks her chops as she waits patiently.
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Searingly Aaron @searinglyaaron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ICE activity in the Twin Cities increasing. More abductions, including grab & go kidnappings of people going about their lives. Be alert! 38 days before the midterms. Interesting timing
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 26/09/2026
Eyes out, whistles up
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NotNowCait @nowcait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please help @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social help our neighbors. Literally *always* a good place to give what you can, and they also have a patreon you can give to monthly 💜
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