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Olivia. Please clap.

Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I've been getting by with this one for a while. I drive an amp as monitor with a summed 1/4 out and hand the pa guy two xlr's.

pedaltrain nano, cioks power underneath, Mini wah -> Broker dual drive -> dsm simplifier with line 6 hx one in fx loop.

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I had two goals tonight: Walk with kid to get sodas, and remove pants. I am pleased to announce I remembered the correct order for these operations.

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This fucker had words for me when I chased him off. Squirrels continue the war! Wake up sheeple, they're organizing! #squirrelsarevillians

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

46th and 46th if you want your ass kicked, says the turkeys.

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Okay, someonw waved at Olivia on the walk today and I feel like y'all don't get the assignment. Wave here. IRL walks is where we slay demons with headphone music and do more puppy training. Olivia was very well behaved today: she didnt start shit with any muggin' chump dogs in her grill.

Olivia will cut a mf'er if you look wrong.

s/cut/lick

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Olivia's walk takes a stop at the lake.

Okivia likes going to the lake in her walks.

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

G has acquired a new dragon. It is rainbow with glow in the dark markings.

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Olivia is not having this rain. Princess doesn't like to walk on wet grass. THE LABRADOR DOESN'T LIKE WET GRASS. smdh....

Olivia sits on the porch, watching rain.

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

@ilhanmn.bsky.social Would love to know what these are about, wouldn't you? I think it is particularly menacing for someone who lives in South Minneapolis to be targeted like this, even if it is from a spoofed spam number.

Spam text from spoofed number trying to get me to identify as myself for "voter registration" purposes.

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You want a "Minneapolis is a battlezone" story? OK. Went to walk Olivia. Wanted a soda. Stopped outside a bodega and was going to just pop in with Olivia waiting but saw a dude and asked if he would watch her quick. Hardest looking mfer seen. I came out to them playing kissy face. That's it.

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm going to take this as a sexy compliment.

I am followed by a sex shop.

And apparently more than one!

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

12+ years of working to help me and my daughter.

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

you have Olivia's attention.

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

\m/ Swear at the fuckers.

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Eat shit centrists, and grow a spine. If you can't do that, talk to the UofMN neurology department. They installed mine. *drops mic*

An MRI of a fused spine missing t-9, destroyed by cancer, and rebuilt with a titanium cage surrounding a bone graft before fusing with rods and screws.

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

She prefers this to her soft bed in her giant kennel now.

Olivia the dog naps on a hard wood floor.

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

First full day of 6th grade for kiddo. Dog is very chill about this.

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Olivia is on the porch if you want your ass sniffed.

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This is her "We fucking going walking or are you a suck-ass?" face. I am a suck ass. Let the old man rest, dog.

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Salty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Everyone screaming about datacenters and the environment, and I agree, but y'all don't know the tech hubris on this. Digital River thought twin 1mw diesel electric train engines were "green" power backup. h/t to @masnick.com so he can chuckle.