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Daniel Skellitano

@dfarnitano.bsky.social
496 followers 344 following 3.7K posts

Queer Nerd, healthcare worker and general miscreant. Aro/ace, fan of Lancer, Doctor Who, Star Trek, and Tyranids among others

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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 13m
What a majestic goofball
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lewd!
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also see what propositions are endorsed by the Howard Jarvis Taxpayers Association and vote against them.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m reminded of the actual legal case where someone had a box labeled ‘Not Drugs’ that he was transporting drugs in, and tried to argue that the cops did not have probable cause to search it.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also Jace’s dating history consists of a) Lilliana and b) Vraska, who are almost certainly not vanilla in their interests…
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well deserved win for Stella!
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"our dwarven engineers came up with a new armor design protecting against the typical injuries sustained by warriors returning from battles in the netherworld"
Ah yes, the ol "B-17 survivorship bias" lesson
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What if you punch him…*really hard*?
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hi Goots.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bed is friend
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the goodest boy!
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shaking them upside down, causing a pile of shiny objects to fall out of their many pockets. (the pile is, somehow, larger than the goblin)
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Forcing the goddesses to negotiate proper joint custody after too many unexpected switches “Look, a battle turning into an orgy I can handle, but if we keep starting brawls the brothels won’t let me in anymore”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
many such cases.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And so Goots blocked themselves, causing bluesky to implode
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a precious lil lady
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean if the population of Israel did form a single congregation it would, presumably, also be majority Jewish…
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In fairness isn’t this how you make most major life decisions
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It should be a thing you do because you are concerned about world peace and moral issues, not a thing that is specifically central to your Jewish identity?
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hello there Frodo!
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a small enough number that there’s the one grieving mother who confronts Tony…and basically nothing else.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they were intimidated by your overwhelming majesty and style.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
IIRC it gets brought up in Civil War and it was like…20 people total that died?
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
she looks so somft
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sleep well, Amy
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It can be that easy, if you believe in yourself!
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
killsixbilliondemons.com is excellent.
killsixbilliondemons.com
Kill Six Billion Demons – BREAKER OF INFINITIES
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, I think you *could* relatively easily design a highly complex set of robot arms that could make t shirts or similar garments? But it would be massively more expensive both for installation and maintenance than human workers, even properly-compensated ones…
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The most handsome gentleman!
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still cute as heck!
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My favorite is “Clinical Immortality” showing you a brain *and eyeballs* in a jar, which is somehow significantly *worse* than just the brain.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also more tech and wonder descriptions should make you realize you did something deeply fucked up and/or blasphemous after you complete them.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Important to teach the baby about disaster lesbians.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heck yeah!
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is why we need more slutty outfits for our video game characters, so we can get *answers*!
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tres lesbians? In esta economy?
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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so BOTh of the two latest “ai” “breakthroughs” came from training on the user data of the people who actually did the work, themselves, and made the fatal error of putting novel research into their claude chats? amazing stuff. they invented auto-cannibalization of their users
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sleep well Amy
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alternate answer: A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exactly. Duh. Fucking assholes.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think it’s a thing that uses radio waves to detect precious stones, You know, Gem-dar.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolutely, he is the Cheese Deserver
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My dad used to run a college basketball bracket and a large number of college-educated professionals regularly got blown out by the 6-year-old who picked teams based on the mascots she liked.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Once again asking creepy horny dudes to consider being normal even just once
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also the furries tend to actually understand computers, so they don’t think AI is going to ascend to virtual godhood and torment the non-believers for eternity or whatever the fuck the basilisk is supposed to do.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can’t trick me, this is clearly an actual photograph that you added the lives counter to.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I still say it should be about actor Daniel Craig getting murdered before his appearance on the Muppet Show, requiring Benoit Blanc to investigate…
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