Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Also see what propositions are endorsed by the Howard Jarvis Taxpayers Association and vote against them. 170
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m reminded of the actual legal case where someone had a box labeled ‘Not Drugs’ that he was transporting drugs in, and tried to argue that the cops did not have probable cause to search it. 000
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Also Jace’s dating history consists of a) Lilliana and b) Vraska, who are almost certainly not vanilla in their interests… 010
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Shaking them upside down, causing a pile of shiny objects to fall out of their many pockets. (the pile is, somehow, larger than the goblin) 050
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Forcing the goddesses to negotiate proper joint custody after too many unexpected switches “Look, a battle turning into an orgy I can handle, but if we keep starting brawls the brothels won’t let me in anymore” 060
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026And so Goots blocked themselves, causing bluesky to implode 111
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I mean if the population of Israel did form a single congregation it would, presumably, also be majority Jewish… 010
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In fairness isn’t this how you make most major life decisions 110
Reposted by Daniel SkellitanoGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026God this shit was cool as fuck 4659691143
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It should be a thing you do because you are concerned about world peace and moral issues, not a thing that is specifically central to your Jewish identity? 120
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s a small enough number that there’s the one grieving mother who confronts Tony…and basically nothing else. 030
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026they were intimidated by your overwhelming majesty and style. 030
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026IIRC it gets brought up in Civil War and it was like…20 people total that died? 150
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It can be that easy, if you believe in yourself! 010
Reposted by Daniel SkellitanoStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below. 17886847
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026killsixbilliondemons.com is excellent.killsixbilliondemons.comKill Six Billion Demons – BREAKER OF INFINITIES 020
Reposted by Daniel SkellitanoEmily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you 7142331024
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah, I think you *could* relatively easily design a highly complex set of robot arms that could make t shirts or similar garments? But it would be massively more expensive both for installation and maintenance than human workers, even properly-compensated ones… 100
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My favorite is “Clinical Immortality” showing you a brain *and eyeballs* in a jar, which is somehow significantly *worse* than just the brain. 150
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Also more tech and wonder descriptions should make you realize you did something deeply fucked up and/or blasphemous after you complete them. 380
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Important to teach the baby about disaster lesbians. 011
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is why we need more slutty outfits for our video game characters, so we can get *answers*! 010
Reposted by Daniel SkellitanoAmyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026so BOTh of the two latest “ai” “breakthroughs” came from training on the user data of the people who actually did the work, themselves, and made the fatal error of putting novel research into their claude chats? amazing stuff. they invented auto-cannibalization of their users 57330
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Alternate answer: A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you! 010
Reposted by Daniel SkellitanoCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Exactly. Duh. Fucking assholes. 5932102
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think it’s a thing that uses radio waves to detect precious stones, You know, Gem-dar. 110
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My dad used to run a college basketball bracket and a large number of college-educated professionals regularly got blown out by the 6-year-old who picked teams based on the mascots she liked. 010
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Once again asking creepy horny dudes to consider being normal even just once 040
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Also the furries tend to actually understand computers, so they don’t think AI is going to ascend to virtual godhood and torment the non-believers for eternity or whatever the fuck the basilisk is supposed to do. 090
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You can’t trick me, this is clearly an actual photograph that you added the lives counter to. 000
Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I still say it should be about actor Daniel Craig getting murdered before his appearance on the Muppet Show, requiring Benoit Blanc to investigate… 4443