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Daniel Skellitano

@dfarnitano.bsky.social
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Queer Nerd, healthcare worker and general miscreant. Aro/ace, fan of Lancer, Doctor Who, Star Trek, and Tyranids among others

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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"our dwarven engineers came up with a new armor design protecting against the typical injuries sustained by warriors returning from battles in the netherworld"
Ah yes, the ol "B-17 survivorship bias" lesson
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
tumblr conversation:
What’s your favorite evil spell?

It’s a tie between Greater Colonoscopy and Instantaneous Gnome Attack.

They’re the same Spell.

I’ve gotta tell ya, I don’t like the implications of that.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a picture of an extremely spherical bunny with the caption “post this car when they least expect it”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
An edit of a shen comic.  He asks a ridiculously buff man “wow, how did you get like that?”
The man replies “every time I remember how talenelat’elin never broke…I do one push-up”

“Jesus Christ”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That’s because they are real!
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My neighbor’s cat coco being a sleepy old lady
Coco napping on a chairCoco napping in a cat treeCoco napping in a *different* chair
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
maybe he wants to feel like a Space Marine, did you consider that?
A John Blanche illustration of Black Templar Space Marines doing violence, many of the shoulder pads are LARGE
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Columbo holds up one hand without looking.

POV: columbo effortlessly and single-handedly stops your most powerful technique like it's nothing

Columbo: "Oh and uh, just one more thing."
Columbo, eyes glowing: "I haven't even used a fraction of my power, sir."
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Not all men buy definitely this fucking guy
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

OP I hope you know that this post is a BIG HIT on the adolescent psych ward. Genuinely very helpful to get kids to start reframing their negative thoughts!!!

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A tumblr user called glindatheokay repeatedly failing to spell lesbian, finally just posting “Girls”.  someone replies “it’s okay take ur time”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A Calvin and Hobbes panel.  Hobbes asks “How come?” and Calvin responds “I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word “minion" is barely usable and you can't even say “goon" anymore.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Old Picard and Riker talking.  Riker asks “Do you remember 35 years ago when we found out Starfleet command was all bug monsters?
We told someone about that, right?”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Have some goofy animal pictures
A cat with sun shining on its back like a battery indicator with the caption “He’s fully charged”A fox poking out of a window with the caption “Firefox has discovered a security breach in Windows”A seated rabbit with the caption:
“me at subway, trying to hide the fact i am a bunny: could you add some lettuce
a bit more lettuce
some more lettuce
a little more... lettuce
oghhhh lettuce....A befuddled dog wearing a banana with the caption “Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It’s not great!
Sikozu (a reddish alien with a bunch of pointy Sputnik braids) and John Crichton (A human with a deeply terrible-looking beard)
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’m behind on my hobby too, but here’s my neurotyrant and an in-progress Biovore!
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Tumblr post collecting odd citations, specifically “Dude trust me”, “It is known” and “This was once revealed to me in a dream”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Here is Coco, one of the cats I am watching this week, being a dignified old lady and napping in various sunbeams.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Evergreen:
Post stating “Twitter is wild because the dumbest people are like "Mayhaps you have slandered me with that ad hominem" and the smartest people are like "my dog is a chonky boi”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
For me it’s RoboRiders, a very short-lived pre-Bionicle Lego line about robot motorcycles who fought by flinging their front wheels at each other.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A couple years ago our health department changed logos from a very nice icon that depicted a local landmark to an abstract symbol that is *extremely* a butthole.
The old logo, showing a nice sunrise over Mount DiabloThe new logo, which looks like a sphincter
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
“Not to worry, I have a Warrant of Trade”
Ron Swanson’s “permit” which is just a sheet of paper saying “I can do what I want”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Dark Souls “HUMANITY RESTORED” edited to say “SIDE SHAVE RESTORED”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Recently assembled these lads, and painting away at a blob of termagants.
An unpainted tyranid Biovore (a spider/crab alien with a giant organic cannon on its back)A trio of unpainted Tyrant Guard (bulky, heavily-carapaced aliens with crab claws)
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Look New York got a mayor that isn’t an absolute mess, there apparently is cosmic balance.
The onion article “Well well well, not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit, huh” but shoddily edited to be about the CA governor race
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
“By God I’ll fight until hell freezes over, and then I’ll break the ice and fight on”

from chandra manning's wonderful book
"what this cruel war was over"
Nothing made slavery's toxicity more obvious to Union troops than its effect on the fundamental unit of society, the family. For one thing, slave sales separated families. In the Upper South, where many Union soldiers were stationed in 1861, about one in three first marriages was broken by sale, and about half of all slave children were separated from at least one parent. With their own eyes, soldiers saw slavery snap bonds between parents and children. The men of the Seventh Wisconsin were awakened by gunshots one November night. The following day, soldiers "learned, and saw the cause of the alarm in the form of two negro women—a mother and a daughter" The pair had fled to Union lines to avoid the proposed sale of the "goodlooking" daughter into the so-called fancy trade, which soldiers viewed as a form of concubinage. Outraged by the plight and moved by the vulnerability of the mother and daughter,
"every private in the ranks" cursed "that system which tramples on the honor of man, and makes merchandise of the virtue of women," according to one member of the regiment. When an Iowan encountered a young child about to be sold by her own father, who was also her master, he vowed, "By G-d I'll fight till hell freezes over and then I'll cut the ice and fight on.”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Have the Lego bunny my smol niece was apparently very insistent on me getting as a Christmas present from her.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A post from the ACLU stating “Trans People Belong in Ohio”, quoted by someone saying “Among the numerous attacks on trans people in recent years, it’s disappointing that the worst one came from the ACLU”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Youtube thumbnail of “Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Sent some to www.ourspotkc.org!
Screenshot of a $150 donation to Our Spot KC
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
A extremely doofus looking dinosaur person with the caption “Dr Dinosaur’s True Science Facts: The average human body contains so much blood.  It’s always more than you think.”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

> First, you need to gather [4 BOAR HIDES] from the Haunted Village.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
A kid digging in the sand using plastic crane arms over his hands, with the caption “From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Hades 2 does not fix this specific problem but does have a fat Hephaestus who is very much a daddy. And uses a wheelchair and prosthetic leg! And Circe as well! (Hestia is more of a grandmotherly look)
Hephaestus from Hades 2, a fat bearded hottie in a wheelchair with a hammer slung over his shoulder.Circe from Hades 2, a fat woman in a leopard dress and cat ears wielding a wand.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
A comic of magneto talking to a mutant who is eventually revealed to be Rudolph, saying “THEIR MOCKERY
THEIR HATRED
IT FESTERS UNDER THE THIN VENEER OF GRATITUDE.
THEY WILL NEVER ACCEPT YOU.
DO NOT SAVE THEM.
DO NOT SERVE.
RISE UP...
... AND JOIN ME.
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I want him to enter every scene by crashing through a wall and announcing “BEHOLD THE GRIM VISAGE OF DOOM”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Actual quote from buppy’s headmates:
Bluesky post stating “I’m teaching my dog how to pilot a gundam”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
A kneeling Dark Souls knight with “Tummy Hurts” written in the “YOU DIED” font
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
“I’ll fight until hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on”
post by @jamellebouie.net
from chandra manning's wonderful book
"what this cruel war was over"
Nothing made slavery's toxicity more obvious to Union troops than its effect on the fundamental unit of society, the family. For one thing, slave sales separated families. In the Upper South, where many Union soldiers were stationed in 1861, about one in three first marriages was broken by sale, and about half of all slave children were separated from at least one parent. 129 With their own eyes, soldiers saw slavery snap bonds between parents and children. The men of the Seventh Wisconsin were awakened by gunshots one November night. The following day, soldiers "learned, and saw the cause of the alarm in the form of two negro women—a mother and a daughter." The pair had fled to Union lines to avoid the proposed sale of the "goodlooking" daughter into the so-called fancy trade, which soldiers viewed as a form of concubinage. Outraged by the plight and moved by the vulnerability of the mother and daughter,
"every private in the ranks" cursed "that system which tramples on the honor of man, and makes merchandise of the virtue of women," according to one member of the regiment. 130 When an Iowan encountered a young child about to be sold by her own father, who was also her master, he vowed, "By G-d I'll fight till hell freezes over and then I'll cut the ice and fight on."
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
could mix it up and include some of these
A labeled picture of a blue footed booby
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Windows popup message stating “Task failed successfully”
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Have some smol buns trying their best to be spooky
Some bunnies wearing white sheets to look like very small adorable ghosts
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Daniel Skellitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Remember the wisdom of DoomGuy when dealing with demons (even metaphorical ones):
Doomguy yelling about wanting to rip and tear the guts of a demon.
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