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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Tried to take a shit but the passkey on my toilet expired and I can't reach my wallet for the age verification so I had to un-shit my turd back up my ass and do a face scan on my phone so Amazon knows what I look like when I shit

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

WE NEEDED ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN

GOOD DAY TO B E ONLINE "NUFF SAID" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Never trust a Discord account with an anime profile pic

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Hey dude a friend of yours called, they said you missed your fucking bus

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

I have acquired A Cool Thing from an estate sale down the street. I don't know the first thing about restoring vintage arcade cabinets, but I'm going to try my damnedest to get it working again. #retrogaming #arcade #Berzerk

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Am I Based, God? It's Me, Elon

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I am deeply disappointed that AI art theft machines are now far less likely to accidentally generate images of humans with eighteen fingers and two rows of teeth

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

When you're gaming with the boys but you have to log off suddenly and don't want to say it's because you forgot about date night

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

I wish Peter Gabriel would just leave that poor monkey alone

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Batman considers getting a VPN

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

At least Epic Flute Man will never let me down #thegameawards2024

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Oh fuck you, Geoff. "One last thing?" Fuck you. I wish you were wearing a tie so I could strangle you with it. #thegameawards2024

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Yeah, all right, Okami II. That's really good to see, actually. #thegameawards2024

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I can't be the only one who was thinking it #thegameawards2024

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Deep Rock Galactic isn't a nominee for Best Ongoing Game? This awards show is horseshit #thegameawards2024

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Statler and Waldorf have been criminally underutilized tonight #thegameawards2024

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I love these quick-fire awards you can tell Geoff is just trying to stampede through as quickly as possible because he couldn't give less of a fuck about them #thegameawards2024

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Bring back Christopher Judge, you cowards #thegameawards2024

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

From the creators of SIFU: Rocket League, but WITH DUDES INSTEAD OF CARS?????!?!?!

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

What's with people out here putting crystals and toys and shit in their PC cases like it's a fun little diorama? Back in the day, you couldn't see what was going on in there, and that was a good thing. We didn't want to know. In 1999, opening a PC case was like unsealing a cursed Aztec tomb

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Thanks for the recommendation, Etsy

A group of four images displaying a collection of products available on Etsy that the site recommends for the current user. These appear to be products related to the video game Deep Rock Galactic. The collection is named "Deep Cock in my ass (laughing/crying emoji)."

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

just showed this screenshot to my kid as an example of why i'm not exaggerating when i talk about how the media creates its own narrative, and how eagerly it misrepresents its subjects. next they'll say "he spent hours inside a simulator trapping wild animals in tiny balls and forcing them to fight"

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I hope that McDonalds manager's employees all get together at shift change and beat his ass in the parking lot

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I've conducted more rigorous investigations while looking for cool mushrooms in the forest

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I have no idea why there are so many dog accounts following me but I am totally down for it

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Bolus of Tumescence Weight: 0.1 Value: 80085 Fortify Athletics 100 pts for 42069 seconds #Morrowind

A clear display case holding a variety of branded energy supplement pills. The packaging for one of these supplements uses the exact cover art for the game "The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind," with no other branding or text.

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

If any good comes from this UHC shooting, I hope it's that healthcare execs spend their every waking moment wracked with fear and anxiety, constantly looking over their shoulders, terrified for their fucking lives, always wondering if this will be the day the hammer finally falls

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I can't believe people are making jokes about this. A man's life was ended today, and you're all acting like you United Health don't Care

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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

When you first see someone you knew from Twitter on Bluesky

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

"Commit unalive" - Boring - Clunky - Uninspired - Immature "Perform gunnilingus" - Fresh - Sophisticated - Rolls off the tongue - Conversation starter

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

"All right everybody, we need some avatar ideas for our new Warhammer 40k TCG. This is premium content, literally the face your opponent sees at the start of every match, so give me the best you've got." "...What if we did one where it looks like they're busting a fat nut" #warpforge

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Finally got diagnosed and medicated for ADHD, and I am very excited to announce that it is over for you hoes

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