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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Tried to take a shit but the passkey on my toilet expired and I can't reach my wallet for the age verification so I had to un-shit my turd back up my ass and do a face scan on my phone so Amazon knows what I look like when I shit

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

WE NEEDED ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN

GOOD DAY TO B E ONLINE "NUFF SAID" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Never trust a Discord account with an anime profile pic

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I am still waiting for John Romero to make me his bitch. Every knock at the door, every headlight that crests the hill, I think it could be him, but it never is. Where are you, John Romero? When will it be time to suck it down? John, please come home

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Hey dude a friend of yours called, they said you missed your fucking bus

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

"Whaddya mean, 'puma?' Fuck's a puma? Whassa matta wit you?"

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

I have acquired A Cool Thing from an estate sale down the street. I don't know the first thing about restoring vintage arcade cabinets, but I'm going to try my damnedest to get it working again. #retrogaming #arcade #Berzerk

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Get a load of this guy with his one drive on his computer. My computer has five drives, one of which updates to another drive on a different computer, and I have absolutely known the touch of a woman

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Dredd 3D slapped surprisingly hard

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Am I Based, God? It's Me, Elon

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I had cause to search "what is a heat pump" the other day and audibly gasped with delight when I saw you'd made a video about it

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Which isn't meant to refute your point in any way, it's just kind of a funny story. I do still hate AS/400 to this day, though.

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

The hoops we had to jump through to make that software work on any modern OS were insane. There were DOSBox shells within DOSBox shells. It broke constantly. It took more time to construct the spiderweb of support programs necessary to run that program than it did to install the program itself.

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I used to work for a county school system repairing computers and doing general on-site tech support. Every single school used AS/400 as their recordkeeping software, because they had people working there that learned AS/400 in 1988 and declined to learn anything else since.

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

For real though, that skooma pipe design is cool as fuck. I tried to collect every one of them in the game and hoard them in my Mages' Guild apartment in Ald'ruhn back in 2002, but unfortunately my balls dropped

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I am deeply disappointed that AI art theft machines are now far less likely to accidentally generate images of humans with eighteen fingers and two rows of teeth

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

When you're gaming with the boys but you have to log off suddenly and don't want to say it's because you forgot about date night

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

I wish Peter Gabriel would just leave that poor monkey alone

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Batman considers getting a VPN

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Batman considers getting a VPN

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

The sound designer for Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle took a microphone into a bunch of truck stop restrooms and recorded truckers shitting their brains out in order to get just the right sounds for the "battleshits" scene. Now that's true dedication to your art

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

It seems like you have some really lovely neighbors

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I can't be the only one who was thinking it

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

At least Epic Flute Man will never let me down #thegameawards2024

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Oh fuck you, Geoff. "One last thing?" Fuck you. I wish you were wearing a tie so I could strangle you with it. #thegameawards2024

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Yeah, all right, Okami II. That's really good to see, actually. #thegameawards2024

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I can't be the only one who was thinking it #thegameawards2024

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Deep Rock Galactic isn't a nominee for Best Ongoing Game? This awards show is horseshit #thegameawards2024

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Statler and Waldorf have been criminally underutilized tonight #thegameawards2024

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I love these quick-fire awards you can tell Geoff is just trying to stampede through as quickly as possible because he couldn't give less of a fuck about them #thegameawards2024

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Bring back Christopher Judge, you cowards #thegameawards2024

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I love how year after year they keep trotting out celebrities who could not give less of a shit about video games and sometimes don't seem to know where they are

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

From the creators of SIFU: Rocket League, but WITH DUDES INSTEAD OF CARS?????!?!?!

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

I honestly don't blame him for wanting to get out of this fucked-up hemisphere

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Man I love it when this shitpost robot kicks out a certified banger

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

What's with people out here putting crystals and toys and shit in their PC cases like it's a fun little diorama? Back in the day, you couldn't see what was going on in there, and that was a good thing. We didn't want to know. In 1999, opening a PC case was like unsealing a cursed Aztec tomb

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Thanks for the recommendation, Etsy

A group of four images displaying a collection of products available on Etsy that the site recommends for the current user. These appear to be products related to the video game Deep Rock Galactic. The collection is named "Deep Cock in my ass (laughing/crying emoji)."

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

just showed this screenshot to my kid as an example of why i'm not exaggerating when i talk about how the media creates its own narrative, and how eagerly it misrepresents its subjects. next they'll say "he spent hours inside a simulator trapping wild animals in tiny balls and forcing them to fight"

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I hope that McDonalds manager's employees all get together at shift change and beat his ass in the parking lot

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Devlosirrus @devlosirrus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

That cut at the end, fucking incredible

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